Acropolis of Assthens

Portland, OR. Sunday afternoon. South of downtown, area seems fine to me, two parking lots, one on each side of the building. Walk in, it's real dark. Your eyes gotta adjust. No cover, no id, no pat down, no nothing. Walk right to the stage/bar set up. I heard about the food here and I was looking eat. I sat down at the tip rail left of the stage, I didn't really feel comfortable eating right at the stage, it's just kinda akward.

Anyway I got the steak and fries for $9.50 and then the steak tips for $8. It's not a huge steak or nothing but it was pretty damn good and those prices are great. But that's where the value ends. Dances here are no touching $40 dances. As far as the place itself, I'd loved the vibe of this place, really cool joint.

Dancers, only two. They would come out for 5 songs and pick the songs they wanted. They would come from upstairs, down the stairs to the stage. I can't remember names. Both good looking. But one white girl, fit body, 20 something but she had mullet, which is not a great look on a girl IMO. And then the other girl, was I think middle eastern or latina, olive skinned, huge knockers. I asked the latter girl about dances and I was not too thrilled about one way dances for $40. I did ask if I could suck on those big things and she thought about it for a little bit but said no because she got piercings in recently. Well I just can't justify that purchase, but if she gave me a yes, I would've pulled that trigger.