This ain't no disco, ain't no country club either, this is L.A. All I wanna...

Los Angeles, CA. Downtown, right off I-10. Afterhours. Pouring out, so hopefully that chased away some of the homeless motherfuckers that would fuck with my car so I parked on the street otherwise. Skid Row is not far from here. Otherwise I would've put in their indoor lot. Walk in, to the guy at the front, ID check and pat down. He gives you the run down. Walk in, lady at the desk. Cover is $20 with a mandatory $10 drink you pay for right there, so it's $30 with a drink ticket. Walk in.

Layout. One main stage, one or two girls up at a time. All around hispanic guys mostly. Juice bar at the back. Club is nude. Not too crowded but a few groups a bout near the stage and some guys playing the bar. Dances are $40 a song in the booths. One VIP is $150 and another level is $250. $250 I believe high mileage up there. $40 song wasn't happening as far as the good shit although two way touch good.

Dancers. All hispanic. But not like cuban don't know english hispanic like LA mexicana girls. Some plastic, some natural. I would say 20's-40's. All had a certain level of hotness but nobody cracked 8 for me. If you want to say most were 7's I could go with that. A lot of the girls looked kind of similar. I would say about 11 girls.