OMG like let's get outta here! Grody to the max like totally OMG! Whateverrrrr
North Hills, CA. Thursday night just came from Oddball. Right next to a gas station. Not sure if it's the greatest area but not the worst. There is absolutely no parking. I parked next door in front of the pizza shop and walked over. Guy out in front, pat down, ID check asks me if I've been here before let's me know cover $20 and one madatory $8 drink. Already right off the bat it's $28. I hate that shit. Walk in, club layout is basically just one circle around a stage, seating all around that, in the center is the hallway to the bathroom. On this day specials were a VIP for $80 for 15 minutes believe which doesn't too bad value wise. $20 for one song.
Dancers. This lineup is entirely hispanic or black. The black part is noteworthy because you really just don't see too many black girls dancing in the valley. Truth is there really isn't that many black people out in the west of America in general. But you can find them here. Some fake stuff but most I saw natural. Age wise 20's and 30's. Body types a few spinners, with some thick girls in there, nobody fat that I saw. Maybe about 8 or 9 girls. Overall mostly 6's in my book just nothing that made me want to do dances here.
I just tipped stage, a couple new girls to dancing were there, customers all middle age hispanic guys, about 6 or 7 spread out. The place itself is real intimate, no hiding here. I took a couple dumps here as I just had a big ass California burrito prior. To make sure I got my $28 to get in the door worth and then got the fuck out off to Dames and Games. Just didn't see the talent that made me want to stay despite the VIP deals. There is better out there.
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