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Visions
8542 Texas 31 E
Tyler, TX 75705
Vision Quest to exit this place ASAP
Tyler, TX. About 1 hour east of Dallas. Thursday night. Fairly wooded area, not much else around. Plenty of parking. Walk in, nobody there go right to the bar. Latina bartender. She says $25 to…
Jan 4, 2024, 4:12 PM
The Pony
500 E Gregory St
Pensacola, FL 32502
Watch the step coming in, you will BUST YOUR ASS!
Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Pretty nice club, closest one to downtown. Plenty of parking. Cover was $10 I think, military comp'd. Nice building, definitely an upscale joint. I head in…
Jan 4, 2024, 1:31 PM
Cheetah Gentlemen's Club
3121 W. Navy Blvd
Pensacola, FL 32505
Blue Angels and Blue Balls
Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Area seemed ok to me. Going down I think it was Northwest street, I went airborne over the fucking railroad tracks. Also this is the closest club to NAS Pensacola where…
Jan 4, 2024, 1:28 PM
Eden Cabaret
4001 N Davis Hwy
Pensacola, FL 32503
You find yourself in an annoying/loud, make it rain club, take a ricola in Pcola
Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Right across from Babe's. You can this both from 110. Parking lot was full so I went in the lot next door. Walk in, big crowd in the small lobby. Guy…
Jan 4, 2024, 11:01 AM
Escapes
11 E Fairfield Dr
Pensacola, FL 32501
Escape from New York...in order to blow my money at a strip club in Pensacola
Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Area seems alright, big car accident right out here in front though on that bridge. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems ok. Walk in. Guy at the front, cover…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Muddy)
Jan 4, 2024, 8:28 AM
The Furnace
309 28th St N
Birmingham, AL 35203
Out of the Furnace
Birmingham, AL. Saturday night. Just came from Sammy's. You know what I was going to hit some of the clubs in the southwest part of town but I just said you know fuck all this,…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Sammy999)
Jan 4, 2024, 4:31 AM
Wesley's Boobie Trap
7373 Hwy 78
Dora, AL 35062
👇👇👇All clubs ad below
Dora, AL. Saturday night after midnight. Outside of Birmingham really way out in the fucking boonies. You driving in the woods and then there's a clearing with this club. That's where it's at. Plenty of…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(mogul1985)
Jan 4, 2024, 3:41 AM
Pony Birmingham
342 Valley Ave
Birmingham, AL 35209
Sammy Sosa is a white guy now
Birmingham, AL. Saturday night. First stop in Birmingham. Nice part of Birmingham, big commercial area, all the big box and chain stores. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the desk. ID check. Cover was…
Jan 4, 2024, 2:03 AM
Fannie's
4401 Fulton Industrial Blvd SW
South Fulton, GA 30336
Last day of 2023
South Fulton, GA. Near a few clubs, west side of ATL. Probably not the greatest area but not the worst. Sunday afternoon. I was passing though Atlanta on my way to North Carolina thought I…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(RockAllNight)
Jan 3, 2024, 3:41 PM
Treasure Club
2160 Us Highway 70 SW
Hickory, NC 28602
*Andrew Dice Clay voice* Hickory, Dickory, Dock. My balls fell out of my jock.
Hickory, NC. Sunday night. New Years eve. Area seems fine to me. Right up the road from Thee Playhouse, the only two clubs in Hickory. I hit this one first I would go there after.…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(minnow)
Jan 3, 2024, 3:21 PM
Thee Playhouse
1520 US-70
Hickory, NC 28602
New Year in Hickory
Hickory, NC. Sunday night, New Years eve. Just came from Treasure club just up the road. Big lot, pretty full. Walk in, girl at the front desk. cover was I believe $20 or $25. Go…
Jan 3, 2024, 3:20 PM
Diamonds & Lace Showbar
115 Honest St
Chattanooga, TN 37421
Not one Baby Beluga at the Aquarium in Chattanooga. I checked.
Chattanooga, TN. Saturday night. Last stop. Right by the airport. I don't think this part of town is the greatest in Chattanooga but it ain't bad over here. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Meshuggah)
Nov 28, 2023, 4:48 PM
Silhouette's Bikini Sports Bar & Grill
1401 E 23rd St
Chattanooga, TN 37404
Hey keep down the Chatta. We're all trying to listen to this very loud rap song.
Chattanooga, TN. Friday night. Industrial part of town. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy at the front behind the bar. ID check, I think the cover was $10 with a one drink minimum. I got…
Nov 28, 2023, 3:10 PM
Mouse's Ear
8873 Kingston Pike
Knoxville, Tennessee 37923
Volunteers of America
Knoxville, TN. Friday night. Commerical area, tons of stuff around. Safe area. Drive big sign says been around since '78. Park in the back. Parking is a little tight but I found a spot. Walk…
Nov 28, 2023, 2:56 PM
Dazey Dukez
3005 Alcoa Hwy
Knoxville, TN 37920
Catherine Bach>Jessica Simpson all day
Knoxville, TN. Saturday night. Right off the Alcoa highway. Area seems fine. Big parking lot. Walk up and in. BTW watch the step here, while I was leaving I almost tripped and busted my ass.…
Nov 28, 2023, 2:30 PM
MTM's
7712 Clinton Hwy
Powell, TN 37849
TN Strip Clubs. Yeah it's rough. Any Volunteers?..No? Shit, Ok fine I'll do it.
Powell, TN. Friday night. Just came from Emerald's. Area is fine, commercial road. Just a past a Weigals. Kind of a looks like a big shack. Plenty of parking. Walk in, older country guy greets…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Mate27)
Nov 28, 2023, 10:58 AM
Emerald Club
6302 Clinton Hwy
Knoxville, TN 37912
It's a hard knox life, for us. 'Stead of blowjobs, we. get. watched.
Knoxville, TN. Friday night. Start of a Knoxville strip club journey. Safe area, commerical road. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy in the window. Cover is $12, id check. Walk in. Layout, one main stage,…
Nov 28, 2023, 6:11 AM
Treasure Club Asheville
520 Swannanoa River Rd
Asheville, NC 28805
Assville
Asheville, NC. Saturday night. Only club in town. Area seemed safe, right across the street from the Swannanoa River. Plenty of parking. Walk in, nice at the front kind of had the Donald Trump meets…
Nov 28, 2023, 3:22 AM
The Mouse's Ear
1408 E Main St
Johnson City, TN 37601
Johnson City? I'm sorry, I was looking for Vagina City.
Johnson City, TN. Saturday night. Only strip club in the Tri Cities. Area seemed real fine, just outside of downtown, plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy in the window, says cover is $21. ID check.…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(RockAllNight)
Nov 28, 2023, 3:15 AM
Bugsy's Speakeasy
348 Broad St
Elyria, OH 44035
Say it loudly, Bugsy is selling alcohol! POLICE! POLICE!
Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Downtown Elyria, which I have no idea how to pronounce. I parked behind the place plenty of parking back there. Didn't seem like a crazy area to me. Walk in bartender…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(viking2012)
Nov 22, 2023, 10:52 AM
Brass Pole Cabaret
639 Oberlin Elyria Rd
Elyria, OH 44035
No dancers
Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Bugsy's. Parking lot pretty light, but I said screw it let's give it a shot. Walk in black guy in a wheelchair who I think works not sure.…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Muddy)
Nov 21, 2023, 8:45 PM
Privilege Lounge 216
12820 Brookpark Rd
Cleveland, OH 44130
Black hip hop club
Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Amber's a couple blocks away. Busy street, a crowded bar across the way. Area seems alright. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, big black guy in bulletproof…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(NinaBambina)
Nov 21, 2023, 4:33 PM
Mixer's
10468 Northfield Rd
Northfield, OH 44067
Casino across street, it's probably a better bet than here
Northfield, OH. Saturday night. As stated right across from a big ass MGM Casino. Busy commercial road. Not ghetto at least my view. Plenty of parking, walk in. There's a window nobody in it and…
Nov 21, 2023, 1:53 PM
Crazy Horse Men's Club
25540 Miles Rd
Bedford Heights, OH 44146
Crazy Horse was a Lakota war leader that fought America in the 19th century.
Bedford Heights, OH. Saturday night after midnight. This was the last stop on a big Cleveland area strip club run. Area, sort of on the edge of the hood but I wouldn't say this area…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(PutaTester)
Nov 21, 2023, 12:58 PM
