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2602 E US Hwy 80
Abilene, TX 79601
I need a shower
Abilene, TX. Saturday night. On 322 right off 10. Area seems alright to me, there's not enough going on in this town to even be ghetto. Small lot but found a spot. Walk in and…
Jul 9, 2024, 1:12 AM
Les Déesses
775 QC-117, Laval, QC H7V 2T9, Canada
The Goddesses were not working tonight
Laval, QC. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. Plenty of parking in the lot, there a bar a restaurant thing right here that a lot people were at, don't go to that one you…
Jul 2, 2024, 10:44 AM
Bar Salon Le Vegas
2326 Boulevard Marie-Victorin, Longueuil, QC J4G 1B4, Canada*
Vegas, Bebe
Longueuil, QC. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, suburban area, at the edge of a regular neighborhood. Parking lot full so I parked down the street. Walk in and up the stairs. Friendly guy…
Jul 2, 2024, 10:44 AM
Crazy Moon
223 Boulevard des Laurentides
Laval, QC H7G 2T7, Canada
Homme sur la Lune
Laval, QC. Saturday night. Raining hard as fuck. Busy commercial area. Only street parking, I found some a couple blocks down. Walk in and up the stairs. In you go, guy at the front, I…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ulitimate1)
Jul 2, 2024, 7:32 AM
Sexpert
3500 Boulevard Dagenais O, Laval, QC H7P 1V7, Canada*
Don't bother
Laval, QC. Saturday night. It's on a strip mall. Parking on the right side of that. Plenty of folks hanging in the parking lot. Walk down stairs. Walked to the bar big black guy comes…
Jul 2, 2024, 3:17 AM
Champion Bar
2160 QC-335, Vimont, QC H7M 2Y2, Canada*
We are the Champions! Of being the worst strip club all time! We did it!
Vimont, QC. Saturday night. Came here from Crazy Moon. Area seems alright to me, raining hard. Parking is all around the club in a U. Walk in. Guy at the front, 5 CAD. Walk in.…
Jul 2, 2024, 2:59 AM
Salon Bleu
367 QC-117, Fabreville, QC H7P 2P3, Canada
Salon Blue/Red
Fabreville, QC. Saturday night. There is this club Blue and the Red side which is the fat girl club. You coulda fooled me! the TLDR is this lineup was pretty hefty too, what girls were…
Jul 2, 2024, 2:46 AM
Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment
501 W Broadway Ave
Muskegon Heights, MI 49444
Elon Muskegon
Muskegon Heights, MI. Saturday night. Sort of a rough area. The roads in the area are fucking horrible. Small lot but I found a spot, walk in. Small lobby and there is a window to…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(JVM)
Jun 25, 2024, 1:56 AM
Odyssey Showgirls
700 E Broadway Ave
Muskegon Heights, MI 49444
Odyssey my way out
Muskegon Heights, MI. Saturday night. Area seems alright, chop shops around here and a strip club. Plenty of parking walk in. Nobody here, ring the bell. Guy comes over, friendly dude. The charge is $20…
Jun 25, 2024, 1:55 AM
Dames & Games
3525 Mall Service Dr
Grand Rapids, MI 49546
Now called Dames & Games
Grand Rapids, MI. Saturday night after midnight. Area seems alright to me. Park around back and enter in the back. The club is new I guess, it's called Dames and Games now used to Sensations.…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Jun 25, 2024, 1:55 AM
Parkway Tropics
814 Lake Michigan Dr NW
Grand Rapids, MI 49504
How can I afford Strip Clubs? Well at times thong equipped, I work the parkways.
Grand Rapids, MI. Saturday night. Raining real hard. I parked on the street, there's a lot across the street. Area seems alright to me. Walk in, guy at a table. ID check and cover is…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Jun 25, 2024, 1:38 AM
Club Blue
12584 PA-66
Clarion, PA 16214
A cure for blue balls
Clarion, PA. Friday night. After hours. Right off I-80. Clarion is actually college town, Clarion State here but it's summer now so I don't know if that's a factor here currently as far as college…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ulitimate1)
Jun 18, 2024, 1:30 AM
Headliners
337 Sharon Rd
Greenville, PA 16125
After hours in rural PA
Greenville, PA. Saturday night after midnight. Not a whole lot going on in the area and this club is off on the side of the road, can't miss it. Big gravel lot. Area is safe.…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Jun 18, 2024, 1:25 AM
Rebelz Club
601 Spruce Rd
Moshannon, PA 16859
Rebelling against these stupid ass rules
Moshannon, PA. Friday night. Not too too far from Penn State university but around here it's pretty rural. We're really way in the fucking boonies with this one. Watch for deer, go slow. Plenty of…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(funonthaside)
Jun 18, 2024, 1:20 AM
Power Adult Cabaret
1438 St Clair Ave NE
Cleveland, OH 44114
I've got the power
Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. I was in Cleveland to catch Rolling Stones and the show just had let out at the where the Cleveland Browns play so I was right downtown. Traffic was a clusterfuck…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(eyeofodin)
Jun 17, 2024, 6:31 PM
The Brass Ass Lounge
613 Monmouth St
Newport, KY 41071
Joey Votto walks a lot and he'd also walk out of here
Newport, KY. Saturday night. Right over the Ohio river from Cincinnati. You know I've always Cincy was one of the more underrated cities in America. Got a lot of that rust belt charm, but you…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ZachSchadler)
Jun 11, 2024, 6:33 PM
Brass Bull
626 Monmouth St
Newport, KY 41071
Seeing Cincinnati Red
Newport, KY. Saturday night. Just across the river from Cincinatti in Newport here. It's sort of a downtown area just came from Brass Ass across the street. Area is fine, watch the parking on this…
Jun 11, 2024, 3:49 PM
Lux Views
120 Licking Pike
Wilder, KY 41071
Lux Sux
Wilder, KY. Saturday night. Drove up, area seems fine it's like a long rectangle club on the side of the road and parking all in front of it. There's actually some small windows into the…
Jun 11, 2024, 1:39 PM
Concepts Show Girls
601 Arch St
Lawrenceburg, IN 47025
Here's a wild concept: I whip my dick out and nobody throws me out this time
Lawrenceburg, IN. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me it's actually sort of neighborhood here sort of weird spot for a strip club and maybe makes it a weird spot to live or maybe convenient…
Jun 11, 2024, 1:15 PM
The Living Room Dayton
10963 Lower Valley Pike
Medway, OH 45341
None of these girls belongs on a pinup. Unless you have like 10 pints.
Medway, OH. Saturday night. Passing through after midnight. Leaving Dayton just off the way into a more rural area. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk in. In the window…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(IfIGottaBeDamned)
Jun 11, 2024, 10:40 AM
Spice of Life
1021 W. Maple St
Wichita, KS 67213
Wichita Linewomen
Wichita, KS. Friday night. Took a bit to get the listing added but here it is so first review. Area seems just ok, probably not the ghetto but look like some hood rat could go…
Jun 4, 2024, 11:56 AM
The Shadows
6339 W Kellogg Dr
Wichita, KS 67209
Hey you with the trench coat off in the shadow's, could you quit jerking off?
Wichita, KS. Friday night. You know Don Johnson grew up in Wichita and for a lot of us white suit wearing wannabes, he's sort of a God that walks among us that we all worship…
Jun 4, 2024, 11:52 AM
McHale's
57-59 Bridge St.
Corning, NY 14830
Luck of the Irish
Corning, NY. Saturday night. Downtown Corning. Parking on the street. I found a spot right out front. Area seems safe to me. There's two entrances on the left side of the bar and one on…
Jun 4, 2024, 3:49 AM
The O.D. Mar Inn
306 E 14th St
Elmira Heights, NY 14903
ODing on post partum and cigarettes
Elmira Heights, NY. Saturday night. It's sort of on main street in small town type thing. There's a smoke shop and tropical theme bar right next to it. Just north of here a ways is…
Jun 4, 2024, 3:14 AM
Woody's Show Club
9395 6th St SW
Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
Would do Woody's one more time.
Cedar Rapids, IA. Friday night after midnight. Just past a truck stop. Sort of industrial area, south side of town. Plenty of parking all around the building. This parking lot is pretty well guard, three…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(lurkingdog)
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