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1 yr ago
City Lights
2370 N Clovis Ave Fresno, CA 93727
Fresno means Ash Tree in Spanish
Fresno, CA. Saturday night. This club is right across the street from the airport. Safe area, plenty of parking. Walk in. Two guys working the door, $20 cover IIRC and the guys asks me if…
1 yr ago
Venus Lounge
11572 Beach Blvd Stanton, CA 90680
Earth->California->Venus.
Stanton, CA. I saw this on my way to TJ's and the parking lot was packed at like 6 or 7ish around. I figured I'd stop in here after there. Area is fine, a lot…
1 yr ago
TJ's Showgirls
10350 Beach Blvd Stanton, CA 90680
Are you sure that "T" in there is not a typo? Positive?
Stanton, CA. Sunday around like 7 or so. Very busy, commerical area. Plenty of parking in a strip mall. Walk in, big hispanic guy at the front. Check ID. Cover was $20 which at the…
1 yr ago
Satin Topless
618 East Ball Road Anaheim, CA 92805
Angels in Anaheim have been getting some breast work done
Anaheim, CA. Sunday afternoon. First thing while we are here in Anaheim, Bobby Grich needs to be in the Hall of Fame. The area around Satin Topless is great right by Angel Stadium. Plenty of…
1 yr ago
Catwalk Club
325 East St New Haven, CT 06511
🎶Yeah on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, yeah🎶
New Haven, CT. Saturday night. Industrial side of town. No lot, just all along the street but plenty of that, shouldn't be an issue. I wouldn't say this is a dangerous area. New Haven has…
1 yr ago
Dream Girls
980 John A Papalas Dr Lincoln Park, MI 48146
Women tend to stop dreaming when they catch me masturbating in a nearby tree
Lincoln Park, MI. Saturday night. Suburbs of Detroit. Seems like area is ok to me. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the front. ID check. $10 or $20 cover can't remember now. Pat down.…
1 yr ago
BT's Executive Club
14417 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48126
Playing with Pocahontas
Dearborn, MI. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me. Parked outside the lot and just walked. The valet doesn't hassle me. I walk in, cover is $20. I mighta gotten pat down, don't remember now.…
1 yr ago
Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown
432 E Lafayette Blvd Detroit, MI 48226
Bouzouki is an old Greek word for "Uh dude we only got like 3 dancers"
Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was coming from Legends a couple blocks away. A lot of people in this area, there's also casinos around here too. A lot crooks out and about too. Always near casinos.…
1 yr ago
Legends
415 E Congress St Detroit, MI 48226
GPS here is legendary
Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was just coming out of the tunnel from Canada and figured fuck it I'm right here. Let me check out these downtown clubs, Legends and Bouzouki. I wasn't gonna try to…
1 yr ago
Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
Not much going on
Dearborn, MI. Saturday probably around 6. Torrential downpour. Parking lot in the back. Walk in, no cover, no nothing sit at the bar. 1 drink minimum like $7 for a soda water. Layout is one…
1 yr ago
Alley Katz
25 Chatham Street East Windsor, Ontario N9A2W2
Whenever getting a hj in a back alley, I also always try to feed the cats
Windsor, ON. Saturday night. Just came from Cheetah's a couple blocks down. Downtown part of Windsor, area seems safe to me, it really ain't Detroit. Guy at the front, does a quick pat down and…
1 yr ago
Cheetahs Of Windsor
86 Chatham St W Windsor, ON N9A 5M6
A lot of Cat named clubs in this city
Windsor, ON. Saturday night. It was hard as fuck LEAVING Detroit coming through that tunnel down here to Windsor but curious. Parking, there's an empty lot right around the corner next to a library I…
1 yr ago
Leopards Lounge
1190 Wyandotte St W Windsor, ON N9A 5Y5
Eastern Euros in Windsor
Windsor, ON. 2nd stop on a Saturday night. Plenty of parking. A few customers hanging outside the door. Walk in. Guy at the front, pat down, id check and 10 CAD cover. Walk to the…
1 yr ago
Silvers Lounge
3983 Seminole St Windsor, ON N8Y 4T2
Well I must be a Vampire then
Windsor, ON. Saturday night. I went here first as it has a dayshift so I thought it might have already been going a bit. Seems like an alright area just outside of downtown Windsor sort…
1 yr ago
Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club
5813 Robert C Byrd Dr Mt Hope, WV 25880, USA
When I cum in West Virgina, I break out into John Denver songs
Mt. Hope, WV. Right outside of Beckley. Saturday night, first stop of the night. Area is safe, plenty of parking. Walk in and ring the buzzer. They take your ID through a slot in the…
1 yr ago
Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club
224 Ambrose Ln Princeton, WV 24739
Pretty slow especially for a Saturday night
Princeton, WV. Saturday evening. Just came from the Southern Xposure up in Beckley. Now here, area is safe it's like up on a hill behind some hotels. Drive up the winding drive way, plenty of…
1 yr ago
Southern Cabaret Platinum
3168 E Cumberland Rd Bluefield, WV 24701
Keep on driving
Bluefield, WV. Saturday night. Down in southern West Virginia. Last stop of the night. Commercial strip here, area is safe. Down past an arcade is some shit that was packed. I missed this spot but…
1 yr ago
Club Risque
3025 Veterans Hwy Bristol, PA 19007
Underrated spot
Bristol, PA. Just north of Philly. Saturday night pretty early, around 6 or 7. Safe area, plenty of parking in the back. Walk in. At this time, no id check or pat down, you can…
1 yr ago
Cheetahs Cabaret
3453 Silverton Rd NE Salem, OR 97301
Not much going on
Salem, OR. Saturday night after midnight. I didn't have time to hit the sugar shack I don't know how that one is but instead opted for this one. Reviews were decent. Not true on this…
1 yr ago
Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202
Acropolis of Assthens
Portland, OR. Sunday afternoon. South of downtown, area seems fine to me, two parking lots, one on each side of the building. Walk in, it's real dark. Your eyes gotta adjust. No cover, no id,…
1 yr ago
Firehouse Cabaret
5782 Portland Rd NE Salem, OR 97305
Hairy Balls of Fire
Salem, OR. Saturday night. Just came from Stars. Safe area, not much going on this way. Parking lot, found a spot. Walk in. Big guy at the desk, he waved me in, no cover which…
1 yr ago
Boudoir West
6008 Macleod Trail SW Calgary, AB T2H 0K1, Canada
Stampede out of the Stampede City
Calgary, AB. Tuesday night. This review is from this past summer. I know Founder was pretty busy with the website and the listing finally got added. If y'all wanna reject feel free but not too…
1 yr ago
Stars Cabaret
1550 Weston Ct NE Salem, OR 97301
Salem Bitch Trials
Salem, OR. Saturday night. Just came up from Eugene. Under the overpass a lot of homeless folks camping out. A couple blocks away, you have this club, area seems alright. Plenty of parking. Walk in.…
1 yr ago
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477
$20 dollar dances are a deal on the Oregon Trail
Springfield, OR. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Coming here there must've been a big concert or something that just let out near OU home of the Ducks so some traffic. Area around here is fine,…
1 yr ago
Silver Dollar Club
2620 W 10th Pl Eugene, OR 97402
And I got one more, silver dollar. (It's not enough for a BJ here, I tried)
Eugene, OR. Saturday night. First stop in Eugene. It's kinda of tricky there's a road, you think your going into a motorcycle dealership just go on that road the club is just behind. Big parking…
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