Reviews by Muddy
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3680 W 83rd St
Davenport, IA 52806
Quaking and Baking in the Quad Cities
Davenport, IA. Sort of leaving town a few gas stations around, area seems good to me. Plenty of parking, walk in. Girl in the window, looks like she hates life. I paid $15, ID check…
Jun 4, 2024, 2:41 AM
The All New Dancers Ranch
3000 6th St SW
Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
Even worse than the Neverland Ranch
Cedar Rapids, IA. Friday night. Coming up from the Quad Cities. Area seems fine to me, commercial drag. Plenty of parking walk in. Black guy at the podium, I believe cover was $5. Inside it's…
Jun 4, 2024, 2:39 AM
The Pony
5220 Grand Ave
Davenport, IA 52807
The bathroom floor is slippery here. So much so it feels intentional.
Davenport, IA. Friday night. Area seems safe to me, parking all around the building. Walk in. Guy at the front, cover is $20 and wanded down. You can get singles right here too and I…
May 31, 2024, 1:02 PM
The Vegas Club
W9031 US-14
Darien, WI 53114
Vegas, baby
Darien, WI. Saturday night. Big parking lot, plenty of parking, area seems fine to me. Walk in. Guy at the front, he said the machine was down so don't worry about the cover and all…
May 31, 2024, 2:37 AM
Silk Exotic Madison
7302 US-14
Middleton, WI 53562
Anybody else see that video of a badger fucking up 6 lions?
Middleton, WI. Saturday night after midnight last stop. Industrial area. Big parking lot. Looked like a uniformed officer at the front looking over the lot. Walk in, cover I think is $10 military free. Walk…
May 30, 2024, 4:20 PM
Show Palace
2505 US-14
Darien, WI 53114
Wisconsin is where Harley Davidson was founded
Darien, WI. Saturday night. Area is cornfields all around. Watch for wildlife, all kinds of shit running out in the road. Plenty of parking all around the club. Walk in. Friendly guy at the front.…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(jackel0001)
May 30, 2024, 3:14 AM
Sugar Shack
N3429 Co Trunk H
Lake Geneva, WI 53147
Pack a stack and smack a rack with your ballsack back at sugar shack, Jack
Lake Geneva, WI. Saturday night. Fairly wooded area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, get waved in by a guy in a suit, lady at the front desk on the right cover was…
May 29, 2024, 5:15 PM
On The Border
10741 S 27th St
Franklin, WI 53132
Close the border. CLOSE THE FUCKING BORDER.
Franklin, WI. Just south of Milwaukee. Saturday night. First stop of the night. Plenty of parking on both sides of the club and entrances on both sides to the main lobby. Walk in the bouncer…
May 29, 2024, 1:12 PM
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Gmoney1974)
May 29, 2024, 12:52 PM
Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club
6530 US-51
Janesville, WI 53546
Blu Balls
Janesville, WI. Sunday night before Memorial day. Not too busy an area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Guy in the window didn't say much. There's a few signs saying how they ID…
May 29, 2024, 12:52 PM
Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford
1609 S Alpine Rd
Rockford, IL 61108
and Big Bitch too
Rockford, IL. Sunday night. Area seemed ok to me. Parking around back. Walk in. Bearded guy at the front. Cover is $5. Gives you the rundown. Walk in. On the right over here is a…
May 29, 2024, 12:52 PM
Uncle Paulie's Bar
2N030 Mildred Ave
Glen Ellyn, IL 60137
Uncle Paulie Walnuts
Glen Ellyn, IL. Friday. Afternoon going into evening. Chicago suburbs, commerical road, area seems fine to me. Building looks really old school, small lot, found a spot. Walk in, slot machines on the left here,…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(chiefwiggum)
May 29, 2024, 12:42 PM
Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club
7N657 IL-25
South Elgin, IL 60177
BlackJack used to be known as Vingt-un
Elgin, IL. Sunday night. Area seems fine off highway. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk up to the door. Really tall guy come out an truck to check ID and asks if I'm paying…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(best2come)
May 29, 2024, 9:17 AM
All Star Bar & Grill
7949 47th St
McCook, IL 60525
Cubana dive bar
McCook, IL. Sunday night. Area seems alright to me, sort of an industrial area. Parking lot full but more parking on the street. Walk in, guy at the front, ID check and pat down. I…
May 29, 2024, 9:16 AM
Carl's Bar
1735 N Mannheim Rd
Stone Park, IL 60165
Carl Furillo was actually an elevator mechanic in the WTC after his Dodger days
Stone Park, IL. Right by Scores/Gold just down the street from those. Sunday night before memorial day. Plenty of parking in the lot, this club is in a strip mall. Area seems fine to me,…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
May 29, 2024, 6:15 AM
Solid Gold
40 Plains Rd E, Burlington, ON L7T 2B9, Canada*
Sausage Fest
Burlington, ON. Saturday night. Last stop of the night, area seems safe to me. Parking around the back. Walk in, clear the mag, stuff in the bucket. Walk to the window, cover is 10, girl…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
May 21, 2024, 1:59 PM
Gentlemens Club Brantford
235 Market St, Brantford, ON N3T 3A9, Canada
April Showers, may just make my ass broke in May
Brantford, ON. Saturday night. Coming from Nikki's Roadhouse. Area seems fine to me. Swing around to find the parking lot. You got a whole patio/bar area outside on the right here, you walk up to…
May 21, 2024, 1:58 PM
Nikki's Roadhouse
491 Oxford 2
Princeton, ON N0J 1V0, Canada
Nikki 6 would be too generous, more like Nikki 5. At best.
Princeton, ON. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me. The whole lot was full, parked way behind on the side of driveway the wraps around the building. Walk in. Present ID to the guy at…
May 21, 2024, 5:34 AM
Solid Gold
208 Dundas St,
London, ON N6A 1G7
London Calling
London, ON. Saturday night. Downtown London. No lot but I found some on the street down the block. I wasn't super comfortable with that, as there are a lot of homeless and/or crackheads in the…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(TonyC21)
May 21, 2024, 4:39 AM
Hour Place
1158 Main St
Jay, ME 04239
Bush Hour
Jay, ME. Saturday night. Way up going to super rural Maine. Northern Maine is actually the most unpopulated part of eastern US. Area seems fine to me, parked in the lot, plenty spots, right up…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
May 15, 2024, 4:42 AM
Diamonds Gentlemen's Club
190 Harlow St
Bangor, ME 04401
Definitely not banging whores here in Bangor
Bangor, ME. Saturday night after midnight. Area seems alright to me. Sort of near downtown. I parked at an adjacent their lot seems to be full but the next couple parking lots got tons of…
5 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
May 15, 2024, 1:49 AM
Bonita Flats Saloon
20060 W 175th St
Olathe, KS 66062
Looking for Bonita Applebum, Flat no good
Olathe, KS. Saturday night. Just came over from Tango's down the road. Plenty of parking all around the club. Might be some confusion on the door you enter on the right side of the building…
May 14, 2024, 4:48 PM
Tango's
17510 US-169
Olathe, KS 66062
Tango & Cash
Olathe, KS. Saturday night. Area seems safe to me, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Totally disinterested hispanic dude takes a good 10 seconds to finally stand up to charge $10, ID check…
May 14, 2024, 4:40 PM
The Outskirts
20575 State Hwy K
St Joseph, MO 64505
St. Joseph Pesci
St. Joseph, MO. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. As I was coming up here there was nobody else driving on 229. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, lobby, girl at the…
May 14, 2024, 4:40 PM
Whispers
13944 Mitchell Ct
Basehor, KS 66007
Toto, I've feeling we are back in Kansas and Dorothy is one slutty stripper
Basehor, KS. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, area seems fine to me, right off 73. Walk in, guy at the front collects $10 for cover and in you go. Layout is one main stage, one…
May 14, 2024, 3:04 PM























