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published 9 mos ago
Don't go early
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Anaheim, CA. Saturday night. New club in the OC. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, cover is free before 9, $10 after. Quick wand down. Walk in. Layout bar on the left, stage…

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published 9 mos ago
Planet Hollywood
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

West Hollywood, CA. Saturday night. Right on sunset. Small parking lot, completely full. I just said fuck it and parked in the neighborhood full of tow away signs. I wasn't gonna be 4 hours. But…

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published 9 mos ago
Tears of a Clown
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Los Angeles, CA. Right off Holywood blvd. Saturday night. Parking is a bitch here. Small lot was full, the entire side street Winona, nothing. I actually parked on Franklin ave. Walked down. Guy with a…

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published 9 mos ago
Stock crash
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Stockton, CA. Friday night after midnight. Stockton supposdley is one of the higher crime cities in California, the place where this club is in don't look like the best area but probably not the worst…

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published 9 mos ago
Dirty Harry used to actually come here on his lunch break
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Came here after getting hounded constantly at Garden of Eden fuck that shit, it's annoying as hell. Came down this way. Cover is $20, military is free and also they…

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published 9 mos ago
I think the cut off for celebrating the new century was at the latest March 2000
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Neighborhood is FUCKED UP. Right in the heart of the tenderloin, terrible place for a strip club. Homeless tweakers everywhere. I'm not worried about me, but I'm in a rental…

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published 9 mos ago
Come to get mobbed by a pack of vultures
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Broadway in North Beach. One of the best streets for strip club in America. I actually haven't been to this one yet. On the marquee it clearly states $10 dances…

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published 9 mos ago
You know Reno 911 is actually mostly filmed mostly in Carson, California
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Reno, NV. Tuesday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking, walk in, cover is $10 Id check, Pat down. Head on in. Left is the bar, seating all around in front. Big stage…

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published 9 mos ago
Nothing going on Tuesday night
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Reno, NV. Tuesday night. Right by the airport. Area is alright. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in, guy and a girl at the front. ID check and cover is $10. Bathrooms are on…

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published 9 mos ago
The biggest little titties in the world
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Reno, NV. Tuesday night. Downtown Reno. Parking lot is small but I just parked in the lot next door. Right by the Reno Aces minor league baseball team plays. Downtown Reno I've always liked kind…

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published 9 mos ago
Double F's
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Reno, NV. Tuesday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Asian guy at the front, pat down. Go to the girl at the desk, cover was I think $10 or $15 something like that. Walk…

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published 9 mos ago
Eureka! We've discovered a strip club nobody gives a fuck about!
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Eureka, CA. Wednesday night. All the way the way up on the north coast. Gotta be one of the more isolated clubs in America as the next nearest strip clubs are at least a couple…