They gotta bring back that Solid Gold show

Jacksvonville, FL. Saturday night. Area seems fine, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the desk. Put all your stuff in a bucket and clear the mag. $10 cover. Walk in. One bar on right, one on the other. Long stage with three slots in the middle, three girls up at a time. Bathrooms on west side wall, lap dance area on the east side wall. Customers mostly white guy and hisapnic guys it looked like. Of all the clubs on this side of the St. Johns river I went to, I feel like this was the only worth a damn. Dances are $30 a song.

Dancers. About 25 or so. White, latina and black. Various body types, spinners to thick. Some silicone. Ages 20's-40's. I would say most were in the 5-7 range. A lot of meh whatever girls, no superstars but then again nothing horrible. One veteran blonde looked alright, wasn't free though. I was talking with one cuban chick, big boobs and ass but would not give me any straight answers on how dances would go. Run the other way on that bullshit.

Once I got in I immediately focused in on this cute little latina bartender. Spinner girl, braces, she had like cut off tank top thing. I got my drink and I'm like hey you danceable? She's like awww yeah but you gotta wait till the end of the night for that. I guess if you took her it shut one bar down. I was on a strip club journey and wanted to hit Sinsations and I just ran out of time over there but the plan was if that sucked I would double back and grab that girl around closing time. What a cutie. Who knows how it would go being a bartender but sometimes you just wanna find out. BTW the other bartender on the other side was a cute blonde chick stop making them work the stupid bar, force your hottest girls to be dancers.