Is this strip club heaven? Fuck no it's Iowa. No go jerk off somewhere.

Sioux City, IA. Thursday night. While your here I recommend getting a Charlie Boy at Miles Inn. It's like a Sioux City your supposed to do. Anyway this is place is downtown. Compared to Mavericks it's the more upscale option, I guess. Walk in, guy at the front does a wand down. Cover is $5. And your in. Bar is right when you walked in. Stage and in the back are the bathrooms and the booth area. Lap dances are $25 a song, one way contact in an open booth area. Maybe you can get two way in VIP at $125 for 10 minutes in a curtained booth. Customers were white, black and hispanic of all ages. One guy lost his wallet so we were looking for that for a bit. Somebody no doubt snatched that shit or maybe that was a crazy excuse to get out of dances, I don't know.

Dancers. It was alright lineup. 5-9 range. Most girls closer to the 5 than 9 but definitely superior to Mavericks. Girls looked 20's-40's. Some fake stuff. White and hispanic. About 8 girls. Not a big lineup.

One younger white chick on stage I was talking to was getting frisky with me, but maybe too much, she Mike Tysoned my ear. Biting the shit out of it. I was like hey wtf! Later on as I was walking out she grabbed on to me hard and said please give me all your money I just whipped her the hell off me. Get the fuck out of here you psychopath.