Earl, listen it's time watch some Richard Simmons workout videos.

Des Moines, IA. Wednesday night. Pulled up, big lot, a lot of cars in the lot but the club but definitley not that many in the building, they might set up that illusion on purpose. Walk in, friendly black guys with dreads in the front. Wands down. He gave me that surprised like "Dude, you actually WANT to come in here" Pay $10 to the lady at the window. In you go.

Walk in. I'm the only customer in this dead ass club. I fucking hate being the only money in the club. Everyone is watching your every move. At least the club itself it's kind nice inside.

3 dancers. 1 hispanic, 2 black. All chunkier side. 5's all around about. Looked like all 20's maybe 30's.