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Riverport Tavern
132 Front St S,
Sarnia, ON N7T 2M4, Canada
Sarnia Stung
Sarnia, ON. Friday night. Downtown, right along the river, you got a good view of Port Huron across the way. Safe area to me, some patrons hanging out with a security guy out front. Walk…
Jul 23, 2024, 12:25 PM
Teasers, A Gentlemens Club
2545 S Grand Traverse St
Flint, MI 48503
Coger & Me
Flint, MI. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. Industrial area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Guy at the register, I think cover was $5. Walk in. VIP area is right to…
Jul 23, 2024, 12:01 PM
Déjà Vu Saginaw
6530 Bay Rd
Saginaw, MI 48604
Saginass
Saginaw, MI. Saturday night. First stop of the night. Area seems fine to me, edge of a suburban area a neighborhood behind it, big lot, big building. Walk in and a sign go to the…
Jul 23, 2024, 10:58 AM
Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club
948 N Raymond Rd
Battle Creek, MI 49014
In this town, stripper's don't just flake, they frosted flake.
Battle Creek, MI. Saturday night. They make a bunch of cereal here. Area seems fine to me, pull up in the lot. Walk in. Guy at the front, scans ID. $5 cover. Walk in. Real…
Jul 16, 2024, 1:54 AM
Avenues
621 E Michigan Ave.
Jackson, MI 49201
Meh
Jackson, MI. Saturday night. Downtown. Area seems ok to me but who knows what crazy ass homeless guy could come through and break your window. I parked out front, and go to the door. Sign…
Jul 16, 2024, 1:51 AM
Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub
182 Avenue A
Springfield, MI 49037
I'm looking for a heartbeat
Springfield, MI. Saturday night. Just came from Vegas club, you see all the cereal stuff, the Post factory, the Kellog Arena were some places I passed on the way. Small lot but found some parking.…
Jul 16, 2024, 1:51 AM
Déjà Vu Ypsilanti
31 N Washington St
Ypsilanti, MI 48197
Hanging with @BubbleYum
Ypsilanti, MI. Saturday night. Right by Ann Arbor and the University of Michigan. I came for the After hours and maybe catch of Wolverine girls forgetting ofcourse that's it's July and school is out. Regardless…
5 commentslast: 7 mos ago(Naismithmr57)
Jul 16, 2024, 1:42 AM
Cracker Jaxx
419 Park Pl
Jackson, MI 49201
I don't care if I cum on her back
Jackson, MI. Saturday night. Plenty of parking around the club. Area seems fine to me. Walk up a bunch of girls hanging out, asking me if I'm coming to have fun, you know it I…
Jul 16, 2024, 1:41 AM
The Gold Club
37034 Highway 30
Gonzales, LA 70734
This club is where Stormy Daniels started out
Gonzales, LA. Friday night. Just south of Baton Rouge. All kinds industrial stuff out here, looks like refineries out the distance. Follow the drive way to this club. If it wasn't for the sign, you…
Jul 10, 2024, 4:58 PM
The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge
4622 Bennington Ave
Baton Rouge, LA 70808
Delta women think the world of me
Baton Rouge, LA. Friday night. Doesn't seem like a bad area to me. Commercial area. Hotel right next door for the mongers out there who are looking for a close place to stay. Pull up,…
Jul 10, 2024, 2:45 PM
Michael's Men's Club & Restaurant
4000 US-90
Broussard, LA 70518
Lafayette comes from the french word la faieta meaning beech forest
Broussard, LA. South of Lafayette. Friday night. Coming from Baton Rouge. Figured I'd stop. This place looks real nice and it is on the inside. Sort of industrial drag right here, plenty of parking in…
Jul 10, 2024, 12:45 PM
Scarlett's Cabaret Sulphur
3260 S Cities Service Hwy
Westlake, Louisiana 70669
Lake Charles named for Charles Sallier. His oak tree is still there at age 375.
Westlake, LA. Friday night. Open real late, like till 5 or so. I had time to screw it I said let's do it. Area seems fine to me, parking all around the club it can…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Jascoi)
Jul 10, 2024, 9:40 AM
Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd
Port Allen, LA 70767
Love's Truck Stop or this Strip Club. Only you can decide where to take a dump.
Port Allen, LA. Friday night. Big time storm that finally let up when I got here. This club is basically at near the truck stops of an I-10 exit right before you go over the…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Jul 10, 2024, 5:47 AM
Wispers
2020 Mechanic St
Galveston, TX 77550
Hey I can't spell either, who am I to judge?
Galveston, TX. Thursday night. July 4th. You know what I like Galveston beaches. Yeah the water is brown, but it's super warm and relaxing. It can't all be piss. Anyway the area was pretty empty,…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(lurkingdog)
Jul 10, 2024, 4:34 AM
Double Shoe Men's Club
3625 TX-146
Bacliff, TX 77518
Goody Two Shoes
Bacliff, TX. Thursday night, 4th of July. South of Houston going towards the beach. Area seems alright to me, parking in the back. Walk in front, in you go. Guy at the desk ID check…
Jul 10, 2024, 4:34 AM
Mile High Club
18005 Eastex Freeway Service Rd
Humble, TX 77396
I would not be walking 500 miles to come here
Humble, TX. Thursday night. July 4th. Right by the George Bush airport. Parking lot. Security guy armed to teeth is watching this shit. This a safe parking lot. I felt like he was staring me…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Dan3635)
Jul 10, 2024, 3:16 AM
Ocean Cabaret
1244 Gulf Fwy
La Marque, TX 77568, USA
🎶Under da sea, under da sea🎶
La Marque, TX. Thursday night, 4th of July. Last stop of the night. Right off the highway, there's construction so your exit might be off on the GPS but just take soonest one and it…
Jul 10, 2024, 2:51 AM
Little Darlings
1500 SE 59th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73129
Out in the Big Friendly
Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Little Darlings, right next to Deja Vu. I've been to Deja Vu in the past and it's just a mad house. Talk igonring a building's max capacity limit. Over here…
Jul 9, 2024, 2:58 PM
Romeo's Castle
1808 SE 59th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73129
Juliet must've called out sick tonight
Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Just walking over from Fancy's. Walk in, guy at the front pretty friendly dude. Cover was $5. Walk in. Pretty empty, most people playing the bar on the left. The…
Jul 9, 2024, 12:49 PM
Platinum Nights
7700 W P Bill Atkinson Blvd
Oklahoma City, OK 73139
Oklahoma City is ma-highty pretty
Oklahoma City, OK. Wedensday. Not far from the airport. Various hotels around. Plenty of parking in the lot. The joint is more upscale. Walk in. Lobby right here, with ATM. The fee ain't bad, I…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Jul 9, 2024, 12:48 PM
Secrets
5215 NW 10th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73127
Pretty ghetto, 2amer candidate, pass on this one
Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Commercial drag. Pull up small lot. As I walk in, some crackhead homeless black dude high on something starts mumbling something to me as we are walking in. I say…
Jul 9, 2024, 11:40 AM
Fancy's
1900 SE 59th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73149
Nothing Fancy
Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. A parking lot only separating, here and Romeo's castle. Plenty of parking. Area seems ok to me. Walk in. Guy at the desk, $5 cover. ID check and in you…
Jul 9, 2024, 11:37 AM
Long Ears Club
12512 Valley View Rd
Shawnee, OK 74804
If you think your a strip club, long nose too.
Shawnee, OK. Wednesday night after midnight. Basically right next to a rest stop. A bunch of trucks lined up. Inside the rest stop is Mumbai personified. Anyway across the street, there was a cop parked…
Jul 9, 2024, 2:51 AM
