Reviews by Muddy

Jay, ME. Saturday night. Way up going to super rural Maine. Northern Maine is actually the most unpopulated part of eastern US. Area seems fine to me, parked in the lot, plenty spots, right up front. I got here just right after it opened. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $10, and he wands you down. They let you know no cell phones out in the club, which is annoying but I would just go to bathroom if I had to check it. Bar is on your left here, the lady working it is one of the owners I'm told. There's three stages, one main, one cage and one small stage by the bar. Customers looked like mostly white guys of all ages. Not that crowded when I was there. Stage gets going at 9pm. Place closes at 1am. Dances are $10 on the floor, 2 way touch on those. LD area is $10 for a wristband and thne $20 a song. VIP is up to the dancer. Quotes ranged from $150 for 15 minutes to $350 for 15 minutes. Various pool tables and memorabilia all over the walls. Bathroom is to your right. Along the right wall is VIP and LD room. Dancers. For the location I didn't think the talent was bad at all. Solid lineup. Mostly white girls in their 20's. One older hispanic chick. I would say about 10 dancers. 5-8 range. I didn't see any fake stuff that I could tell. Various body types. As I got in, not much going on but some blonde chick with a heavy Maine accent comes up to me and gives me the rundown. I think her name was Ella, I grabbed floor dance from here, good two way. She's like a rapper or some shit, doesn't look like it all more like a gnd Maine girl. Not my first choice but at $10 a song I'm not thinking about it too hard, fuck it why not. Went to the bar and was yaking it up with a white chick with a really fit, athletic body named Scarlett. Short hair. Real friendly. We clicked. I got a few dances on the floor, good two way contact. Didn't seem like the LD room would offer better mileage than this though. She definitely hits the gym, if your into that type of girl. Also got floor dances from Gemini. She had like a double braid thing going on, good rack. Black hair. I thought she was like 20 something from far away but she's probably more like 30 something which is fine. She had the body that was more my type. Her floor dances were no touch except for hips, couldn't touch boobs. When she dances on stage, she gets off the stage on dances on the guys in the front row laps so I thought the mileage on dances would be awesome but it's like the same as that even if you get dances, so just with her sit in the front row it's like the same thing. I asked if I could suck on here boobs in the LD room, no. Only VIP which her qoute was $350, too much. I saw another thin chick, black hair, I forget her name, she was real pretty but to be honest I like more meat on my strippers but I could see a lot of guys going after that type of girl. I hung out here for a couple hours. The location is likely fucking awful for you, let's be honest YOU don't live anywhere near this place. We're really out in fucking boonies with this one. But everyone is real friendly and value is just incredible. I mean $10 lap dances, 2 way touch, that is almost instinct now adays. I left to see if I could hit Diamonds in Bangor it was 1 hour and 40 minutes away. For the record this place was way better than over there. When it comes to bang for your buck to steal a line from skibum it was the best value... ....evah

Bangor, ME. Saturday night after midnight. Area seems alright to me. Sort of near downtown. I parked at an adjacent their lot seems to be full but the next couple parking lots got tons of spaces. Walk in, really pretty black chick at the front, checks ID and I think it was $10 cover. Black dude with wand, wands you down. Walk in. Layout is one bar is right to your right, not worth a damn. They hardly have anything. And the bar on the other side, packed out the wazoo. That bartender was by farrrrr the hottest chick in this joint. White girl with a heavy spray tan. But you could not get a drink if you tried. Why not move some of the merchandise to other bar to try to balance this out. The club itself I guess feels sort more upscale. There's a small mini stage and one main stage. VIP is up to the dancer. I was qouted at $550 for 30 minutes. Yeah hell no. And no touch dances on the sides are $35 a pop. Not a cheap spot. Customers, all ethnicities, which is surprising for way the fuck up in Maine I gotta admit but maybe it's more diverse up here than I thought. Some ghettoness started rolling in later on. A lot of groups and mostly middle age. Stage side seating was pretty empty but most folks were at the tables and the far bar. But this is the only club for at least a couple hours. So it's the high flying club, the ghetto club, the dive, the middle road, it's the only game in town. Dancers I just wasn't that impressed. It's like an upscale joint without the upscale girls, save for the door girl and that one bartender chick. Not a bad lineup though but more 6-7 range I would say. Thin to flirting with hefty. I would say about 15 girls. White, latina and black. 20's-40's. Not too much plastic that I saw. I thought the best looking girl was a white or hispanic chick with brown hair, nice body named Rosie. Wasn't head over heels about her but I thought she was the best of the lot. I caught her at the small stage and asked about VIP. She told me $550 all together between club cut and hers. Didn't get any extra hints at all just touching was allowed. Just way to expensive to take it seriously to say the least. And way too pricey for one way dances, $35 are you kidding me. This spot hasn't been reviewed in years. I could see why. Too pricey and talent just ain't top notch. But one of the more isolated clubs out there. Way the fuck up here in Maine. Note as I was leaving a Police officer was tailing me until I got off on the exit to the interstate. I don't drink alcohol at these spots so I wasn't sweating it but just be aware of that.

Olathe, KS. Saturday night. Just came over from Tango's down the road. Plenty of parking all around the club. Might be some confusion on the door you enter on the right side of the building looking from the street. Walk in. Guy in the window. Friendly dude. Lets me know it's a membership club. It's $10 cover good for a whole year. ID check. Good to go. Walk in. Bar is on the left, long stage on the right, and seating, and long benches along the sides. Those benches are where the dances take place pretty much out in the open, one way touching and $10 a song. Customers looked like mostly white guys and some girl customers in there too. Pretty friendly place all around. Dancers. You know what not too many models your gonna find here, at least on this night. Mostly looked like neighborhood kansas girls. I would say 5-to at most 7 range. Nothing I had to have. Looked mostly 20's to me, all and I think all were natural. White with a couple black dancers. About 10 dancers I would say. Even for $10 which ain't a bad deal at all, even for just for one way but I just didn't see anything I was excited about. It seems like nobody is up your ass patrolling dances and the girls seem to be enjoying themselves but I was off to find better and headed up to Whispers in Basehor. It's better there imo. https://youtu.be/6xE6ZWwJezg?si=HJ-SfMkrb8SKfEmK&t=21

Olathe, KS. Saturday night. Area seems safe to me, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Totally disinterested hispanic dude takes a good 10 seconds to finally stand up to charge $10, ID check and wristband. Walk backwards, you hit the bathroom. Left hook around the bar on the right side and you got a few stages going. For Kansas this is the loud hispanic music club, that plays what seems to be the same fucking song over and over and over again with animal noises as the lyrics. All extremely loud. Like an annoying nightclub type thing. Pretty big crowd I would say pretty split between, hispanic, black and white customers. Pretty packed, hard to find a seat. Dancers. I would say same as customers pretty split between hispanic, black and white dancers. Definitely some fake stuff in here. Dancers looked more veteran lineup, quite a few 30's and 40's with some 20's in there. Talent I would say there's some ok stuff wasn't horrible but I can't say I found anything I wanted to take back for dances here. 5-7 range. I asked about extras, not really a thing here. Community dance room, that you can't really see from the floor but you will be with other dance couples. $25 a song. Two way touch is ok here. To be honest, the whole thing is not my scene. To loud and annoying.

St. Joseph, MO. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. As I was coming up here there was nobody else driving on 229. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, lobby, girl at the desk on your right, I believe cover was $20. No id or pat down just right on in. In you go, layout is bathrooms are on the left bar dead ahead, going right main stage and lap dance area is a communal couch area up above the stage. Dances are $35 a song or 3 for $100. VIP is available that is $250 for 30 minutes. Maybe $350, I think $250. One of those. Customers looked like a few groups of younger white guys and some black guys in there. Not too crowded at all. Place is nicer than I thought it would be. Not too many reviews, only one for this place so maybe it's newer. Big ceiling feels like your in a big warehouse. Dancers. Mostly white with some black in there. Mostly 20 somethings it looked like. Natural all that I saw. Body types varied wildly from spinners to heifers. 5-7 range mostly excpept one girl that I thought was a 9. That girl was some younger blonde chick, 20 I think, healthy thickness to here, nice boobs, ass, pretty face. Nice brown eyes. Her name was Tori. Coming up from KC as some of the girls do. I asked if she was available to get dances. I inquired about VIP but she let me know it was basically the same thing as regular dances. Two way touch but no extras. I went with the 3 for $100. We get up there to the LD area, well lit, other couples up there too. Take a couch. She had nice pierced nipples. I had her sitting facing away from me and just had a wonderful LDK just grabbing on to this girls rack while her ass grinding on my dick. Really good time with that one, cool chick. It really was the best for last of a pretty good KC area adventure.

Basehor, KS. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, area seems fine to me, right off 73. Walk in, guy at the front collects $10 for cover and in you go. Layout is one main stage, one girl up at a time and seating all around that. Back left is the bathrooms. Gambling arcade games also. By those are the VIP's with curtains. It's like $350 for a half hour. Move on right is an absolutley PACKED bar, I could not get in there, fuck it I don't gotta drink nothing. Keep going right and you got the communal lap dance area, open booths with couches, $25 a song with two way touching. Customers I would 75% of the customers were white guys in baseball hats, myself included. Dancers, one of the better lineups I saw in Kansas there were a handful of girls I was interested in taking for dances here. Looked like mostly white and latina, a couple black chicks and maybe even an asian girl or two. About 20 dancers. Looked mostly 20's and 30's. I would put it at 6-8 range. More customers than girls here so hustle was real low, you gotta really seek these girls out, they ain't really coming to you. At least on a Saturday night. There was one chick I saw, brunette white girl, healthy thickness, nice bustiness, kinda of had a Catherine Zeta Jones looking face, really right up my alley but I just could not get a hold of this girl, always in the LD area with someone. Another chick that wasn't bad looking herself, white spinner chick, nice body, brunette. I like them with a little more meat but I could still have fun. I'm trying to remember her name maybe Kayla or something like that. She was the only girl that came up to me the whole time I was there and she gave me the run down of the joint. We seemed to click so I said fuck it let's go for dances even though she was not my first choice but looked like a good back up plan. Go to the back, other dance couple back here, get the booth all the way at end on the left. There is a guy here who patrols but didn't seem to be overzealous just probably back there for girls to not do extras. Two way touching was plenty ok and this girl gave really sensual dances. The only thing I couldn't suck her boobs. But sold dances at $25 a pop, nobody is yelling at you about touching, it's all good back there. Overall, pretty good lineup for the area, solid mileage and decent prices. Doesn't seem like a bad spot to me.

Lawerence, KS. Friday night. This club is sort of the eastern outskirts of Lawrence sort of going out town near farms. Not much around it. Plenty of parking gravel lot. Walk in. Guy in the window checks ID and believe cover was $20. You get wristband. Walk in. Bathroom is right on the left here. To you right is the VIP area and in the back is small stage with seating all around. Lap dances are out in the open, $20 a song and two way touch is fine with those. VIP area is just community couch area out in the open still, $10 for a wristband to access those and then $30 a song. Customers were mostly younger crowd it looked like, not too crowded though at all. Most solo. Dancers. Looked like mostly younger side 20's and 30's. One older asian lady, maybe 50's with big fake boobs but the rest seemed like neighborhood Lawerence girls. Mostly white with some black in there. About 15 girls. I would say mostly 6's and 7's around. Some fake stuff but most natural and body types varied. One chick sat down next to me named Sage. Blue eyed, blonde girl, cool chick, and pretty cute. She gave me the run down. I said yeah let's do dances out here, VIP doesn't seem like it's worth the upgrade as you could touch a good amount just right out here at your seat. Good two way touch, boobs, good grind, not a bad deal. Cheap two way dances, I can't complain. Not a bad value spot.

Lawrence, KS. Friday night. Little spot in a fairly rural area. Big gravel lot. Plenty of parking. Walk in, ring the bell. Black dude comes out, he lets me know this is a membership spot so you gotta sign up. It's $30 to sign up, $15 for military. He then takes your ID to make copies. And then you fill out paperwork. A lot of people are gonna say fuck all that but I came to check this spot out. Walk in. Small joint, small bar right on the right, small stage just past that, some seating left of that. Behind the stage is the dance area, there a window to the rest of the club and an open door directly looking at behind the bar. $10 to the club for a wristband to use the area and then $20 a song. Only 4 other customers, all middle age white guys all surrodning and chatting up one girl. Only three dancers. I think the names were Ivy, Star and Paris. Two white chicks and one light skinned black chick. All looked late 20's range probably. I thought Paris, brunette white girl, nice rack surronded by the 4 guys was the best looking probably but she was booked up. Ivy was a thicker chick, white girl I was talking to nice girl. And then I saw Star I think it was on stage, light skinned thin black girl, alright face, but huuuuuuuuge knockers, all natural. I said fuck it let me ask if I can suck on those things. Went to the stage, I liked the answer and back we go. Got a wristband from the guy I saw at the front and back in the room behind the stage. Community dance room but had it all to myself, and really enjoyed this girls rack. They were so big and heavy. Nice girl too, good dances. I'd come back. I left to hit Flamingo's.

Lawrence, KS. Friday night. Lawrence is the home of Kansas University and the JayHawks. Plenty of parking in a gravel lot, alright area. Walk in, guy at the bar turns around and says cover is $5. The DJ was a black guy sitting next to him at the bar. So I guess those running the place are just hanging at that front bar. The lap dance area is to your right right here in a couch room. $10 for a wristband and $20 there after two way touch is ok. Customers looked like mostly middle age white guys with some younger hispanic guys in there. Not too crowded but like one guy to a table about. I like the club itself, well lit with a ton of old memorabilia on the walls. There's a one drink minimum the waitresses will come around for. One stage, one girl up at a time. Dancers this is where I just wasn't that thrilled. Not a bad lineup at all but no dynamite racks or asses just kind of all thin to medium I would say 5-7 range girls. Just nothing exciting for me to want to grab dances. Looked like one black girl and then rest white. Mostly 20's with some 30's and 40's. Mostly natural maybe a fake rack or two in there from the veteran dancers. About 10 dancers. Overall I just didn't see anything I wanted to pull the trigger on, I left for the Outhouse leaving out of town.

Topkea, KS. Friday night. Somewhat rural area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Big black guy comes from the bar to the lobby. Cover is $5 and pat down. Walk on in. Got a soda water cup for $3 iirc. Layout, tv's and memorbillia all over the place, really a sports bar type feel. I thought the joint was nice. Layout is one main stage, bar is on the right. Lap dance area is $20 for a wristband and $20 each song after. Upstairs I beilieve is $130 to the club and then the dancer price is negotiable with that. 30 minutes. Dancers only two on this night. Not bad, both thin. Both 20's. One white blonde girl and one light skinned black girl from Atlanta. I forget her name now but we were chatting and I took her up on a tour to check the place out. She had this outfit that just came over her ass and it was just sexy. When she was showing me around she bent over the pool table and I came over to feel what that feel her up on that. It sold me on dances I said fuck it. I got the wristband for regular dances, $20 for it and than $20 for a song. Good two way touch, great grind. It was good. Open couch community dance area but we were all to ourselves. You can kind of see in from the rest of the club but nobody is messing with you, I don't think extras down there. Maybe upstairs but the girl I was with was newer and she wasn't sure what she could get away with. Customers in the joint were 3 middle age white guys and a group of younger mexican dudes at a table. It was obviously pretty slow for a Friday night but maybe it gets going a little later on. It was around 9ish when I was there. I left to hit the Lawrence clubs.

Wichita, KS. Thursday night. Down sort of southwest of town, not much around here. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $5, walk in. Bar on the left, bathrooms hook left around that bar, two stages, seating all around. VIP is like $120 to the club for 15 or 30 minutes and then you negotiate with the girl. Lap dances are in open booths up in an elevated area behind the first stage, $30 a song. Customers looked like a pretty even mix of white, hispanic and black customers. All ages. Pretty good crowd. I would say this place must've been around a while looks like it hasn't been updated in decades. Dancers. Definitely more a heftier lineup, a lot of these dancers were out of shape. But it wasn't awful. I would say mostly 5-7 range. Looked like white and hispanic girls. 20's to 40's age range. In talking with dancers VIP might be higher mileage, I inquired but balked off prices. I did see one girl I was interested in. She had sat next to me and her dancer friend came over and said to me I think my friend likes you. Haha that's a new way to try to help your friend sell dances well I was interested anyway because of her rack. Not a model by any means but some white brunette girl with short hair and glasses with gigantic knockers like just popping out of bra. I said to myself I can have fun with those things. I got a $30 dance. She was a newer girl only been working for 4 days. She let me have fun with her boobs while I LDK'd. They were so nice and heavy. Maybe this spot is worth at least checking, in general, mostly heftier girls here but at least it's a bigger lineup than a lot of the other spots I hit in town. It certainly ain't upscale though.

Derby, KS. Thursday night. Safe area right off 15. Plenty of parking, if not in the lot, big empty lot next door. Walk in. Clear the mag, empty pockets. Walk further. Lady in the window, ID check and $20. Through the hallway, enter. To your right, is the bathroom. Your left, you got an island bar. One mini stage on the left side of that, and main stage on the right side, two girls up on that one at a time, so three girls dancing at a time. This is a nice upscale club, the only option of that variety in Wichita. Customers were mostly middle age white guys with some middle age black and hispanic guys in there too. Dances are $40 a song on open couches around the stage. Two way touch is all good but zero privacy. I think the vip was $250 or $350 for 30 minutes it was something like that. Dancers, by far and way and million miles the best lineup in Wichita. Probably the only one worth a damn overall tbh too. All thinner side girls. I would say mostly 7-8 range quality lineup. Mostly white and hispanic with a couple black girls. About 25 girls. Majority 20's. I was chatting with Kylie. White girl, tattoos, blue eyes, and a killer ass. She's in school be a doctor. I told her I'm in this strip club to be a vagina doctor. Fun and friendly girl to talk to, she gave me the run down. I just grabbed one very overpriced dance but just to play with that ass a little bit. Good two way touch, no sucking on titties or anything like that but nobody is yelling at you for touching here. I think there is also two for one specials that you might want to wait for, it happened early on when I was here and was still trying to figure what I wanted. I could of waited for the next one but I didn't want to wait another hour as I had a wichita journey ahead of me with the clubs. But in hindsight after this is, it wasn't the great. If your looking an upscale club with good lineup in Wichita, you really only have one option, right here.

Wichita, KS. Thursday night. Last stop of the night on my way out of town. Area seems fine to me. I found a spot right in the lot. Walk in, Walk to your right. Old black on the stool at the front. Cover is $5. From here, bar is to your left, bathrooms just past that. Small stage one girl up at a time and like restaurant booths surrounding that. Customers looked like white and hispanic guys. Dancers, I only counted 3 on this night. All thinner girls. Two blacks girls and one taller white blonde girl. For me nothing crazy but I would give 6's all around. Nothing bad. All girls looked 20 something. I asked the one blonde chick how much dances were and she told me $60(!) a song. WTF hell no. This is a beat up dive, they should grateful anybody walks in here. I'm doing that. I didn't last long, I just can't take this shit seriously. The only thing I could say is at least this spot wasn't ghetto. This would end a wichita run for me.

Wichita, KS. Thursday night. Seems like an alirght area, not too much around here. Gravel lot. I found a spot and walk in. Black dude at the front, $5 cover and pat down. Layout, this is pretty much a dive bar kind of feel, bar is on the left, small stage right there in the middle, bathrooms left of bar. Dance area is open booths in the back, Lap dance prices are based on the dancer. One girl quoted me $45 a song, fuck that. Customers, looked like a mix of hispanic and white customers, most playing the bar. Dancers, hispanic, white and black. More heftier lineup, average to heavy mostly. Girls looked 20's-40's. About 9 girls I would say. 4-6 range. This place hasn't been reviewed in a while. I just didn't see anything that made me want to pay what the girls wanted for lap dances. Talent/price ratio was crazy. $10 dances I might think about it, anything more, time to go to the next club.

Canton, OH. Saturday night. Drove up, safe area, plenty of parking. Walk in. Nobody there to greet me so kept walking then a guy from the bar gets my attention to come over and pay $5 and I think a wristband. He looked like a really good friend of mine I had to do a double take. Anyway layout bathrooms are on the left corner, somebody puked in the sink which is always a joy. Next to that you got the lap dance area $25 a song, bar side dances $10 a song. Then you got a bar island and right of that is a stage. Customers looked like mostly middle age white guys here. Dancers. White, black and Asian. 20’s-40’s. Maybe 10 girls not too many. Mostly natural it looked like. One brunette white chick with a flower in her hair, really pretty chick the best looking girl I’ve seen on this Akron, Ohio run but she was totally locked down by a customer on the corner of the bar and didn’t look like it was breaking up anytime soon. Any other girl was a Thai girl from Bangkok called Mika. She was a really slutty Asian milf maybe around 40 but with a nice body I decided to grab a quick bar side dance for $10. Decent touching nothing crazy, but she had a great attitude, nice rack and ass. You don’t catch to many Asian chicks in Ohio. She remdinded me of one of those fook mi and fook Yu girls from Austin Powers. I was trying to save money for that other chick locked to get free but it never happened. Decent talent here, I might come back again.

Dover, OH. Saturday night. First review in a few years. Safe area, parking lot, found a spot and walk in. Heavy guy at the front. Cover is $5, ID check and in you go. Layout is there’s like a regular bar in back, I don’t go back there. Bar on the left here and stage on the right. Old friendly bald white guy bartender, bar was full and my drink of soda water was $2. Customers looked like mostly middle age white guys. Upstairs I believe dancer are 2 for $30 and VIP was $100 for 15 minutes. Dancers not too many. Maybe like 6. Mostly white with a couple black girls. All 20 somethings. Nothing bad maybe mostly 6-7 range. No supermodels. I didn’t see any fake stuff. One girl sat next to me at the bar and we struck up a conversation. She was a really busty brunette white girl with big tits like popping out of her bra. Her name was Sage. She talked kinda ghetto. Anyway I asked about VIP and she let me know it was $100 for 15 minutes which sounded like a pretty good deal to me. You pre pay the guy at the desk. Up we go up the stairs past the couches where the regular dances happen and into a room with a door. On a couch. There are cameras so nothing crazy but I had just was playing with this girl boobs grinding on here until LDK completion. I thought for the price not that bad. Great privacy other than the cameras. Overall seems like an affordable neighborhood spot, I left satisfied with that.

Canton, OH. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, area seems fine to me, commercial area. Plenty of parking. Walk in. As I walk in, one girl was talking about leaving because she's on her period, one girl offered her panties tampon but she refused, probably a bs excuse to leave. Then the door guy and other stripper started to reaming her out for leaving. Go up to the window in the lobby. Cover was I think $10. ID check and walk through to a guy who gives a pat down. To the right here are the bathrooms. Up those stairs are the dances. $25 a song, two way touch sounds good. Walk further, bar is on the left, and two stages down below with seating around those, only one in use. Customers mostly groups of folks, mostly white more younger side. Music was fucking LOUD AS FUCK. The DJ was dancing and grooving thinking he was actually making this strip club awesome! Yeah no dude. Untenable actually. Dancers about 10, not that many for a saturday but enough I guess. Mostly white with some hispanic and one black. Looked like a hispanic girl with braids that made her look like she had short hair with a nice fit body. One one white brunette girl had a real thin, fit body if you like that with white boots on, might've been the best looking girl in the house. Some girl who was working there her first night was just obese. I would say overall talent was one 3 and mostly 5-7 range. No fake stuff. Mostly 20 somethings. Nothing to make me want dances though and music was just too loud. I saw the speaker next to the stage literally shaking the club. I couldn't get the fuck out fast enough.

Akron, OH. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in a lot, area seems fine. Just walked in before cover, $10 usually for men, $20 for a women on a sign. Walk in. The right are the bathrooms, to the left is a bar with a bunch guys just staring into a space. Latina bartender, freindly girl. My soda waters was 2 or 3 something like that. Lap dances here are $25 a song. Dancers. Only one. A 20 something black girl, average body type who would hang at the bar and go dance. She was ok just nothing I wanted to get dances with. That was pretty much it. You got plenty of tv's to watch sports as most of the guys were doing but just not enough dancers here to even think about coming back. It ain't the spot.

Akron, OH. Saturday night. I actually came here two times this night. First time I walked in, bar competley full, could not get a spot, had to sit by stage, but only two dancers that I saw. I came back a few hours later in the night, thinking it's gotta pick up and it was only 4 dancers at that time. Way too many customers vs. dancer ratio. Could not get any attention. Stage barely in use. Plenty of parking in the lot. Gigantic Amazon warehouse in the distance. Layout is walk in, no cover, a big U shaped bar, small stage to the left, seating all around. Very well lit. Dances on the floor I believe are $10 a song and $25 in a VIP curtain area to the right. Dancers. Only a handful. White and black. Better than the other Akron clubs I just came from. I would say mostly 7's all around. Two blacks girls, one brunette and one blonde. All looked 20's age wise. One brunette thicker girl I had my eye on but she did not become available. Nothing out of this world though. But Nobody bad looking. When I was here the second time, there was some stupid bullshit going on, some drunk guy kept trying to come back in and this group of three bearded fat guys who were working security would get together yell AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! and shove this guy outside while he yelled NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! And it just kept happening to the point where I stopped even paying attention. I had high hopes for this place, this is supposed to be like Akron's upscale joint but I just didn't see enough girls working maybe 4 dancers to 30, 40 customers. Just was not the night, maybe daytime is better I might try again then.

Akron, OH. Saturday night. Just came from a Akron Rubberducks game. Area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking walk in, no cover, no id, no pat, no nothing as there was nobody there head to the bar. I'm the only customer here, first one, which absolutely hate being the only money in the club. Everything you do is watched. I'm playing the bar. Small stage in the corner left of where you came in, nobody using it. Dances are $30 a song sounds like two way touch is ok here. Dancers were about 5 or 6. 3 white girls, two black girls. More of a veteran crew looked like 30's and 40's age wise. Mostly average body types with one girl obese. I would say girls were 3-6 range. Nothing to make me want to spend on. I will say this I went here first then to Danielle's Dolls had one dancer and then Dreamers that had one dancer. This place had actually multiple dancers and for that it might bring home the crown as best of the clubs out here in the neighborhood. Overall though would not come back here or any of the above.

Akron, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Club Boom Boom. And I wasn't planning on going on here, wasn't listed on google but as I was making my way to Dreamers I saw this and said that has got to be a strip club and stopped. The parking lot was almost full so I said screw it let's check it out. Parked walk in. Black dude at the front does pat down, no cover, no id check walk in. Lap dances here are $25 a song and believe it was $10 or $15 floor dances. There's a horseshoe bar. I got a soda water and it was a weird 2 dollars and 14 cents. When she said that I was like wtf. You get all this change back. Dancers only 1 on this night. One alright looking black girl, 20 something, natural girl but outnumbered by maybe 20 customers. It looks like they haven't hired there lineup yet, I was fooled by the how the parking lot looked. End of the day I actually had no idea this was the first night of this club until I read pussylickers review. We might've been sitting next to each other. One thing I did see was a group of indian guys who kept walking around. Back and forth, back and forth, this room, that room. I kept thinking to myself what the hell guys doing like a tour but they were probably the owners or managers. Overall seems like a nice place, Akron, you sort of expect beat dives, these might be the strip club capital of that kind of experience but just not enough girls yet to even consider this spot.

Rootstown, OH. Friday night. This place is kinda off in the woods. Area seems ok to me, somewhat remote. Parking lot is just the dirt outside. Walk in, guy at the front, id check, cover is $10 and you get a wristband. Walk further. Layout is bar on the left, pool tables out in left center, one main stage and a couple sattelite stages. Bathroom is right field to the right of the main stage. Customers looked like predominantly white guys. Dances are $25 one way touch so hands to the side. There are shower shows, I think it was $150 for those. Never did them and never will. It was explained you basically watch lesbian action in the shower because you can't touch. Dancers. For the area I was not expecting much I would say it was solid. Mostly 6's and 7's. Nothing bad. Mostly natural looked like to me. Mostly 20's with some 30's. About 15 girls. Looked like mostly white. With some black and maybe some mixed couldn't really tell. I talked with Fuschia for a bit, she gave me the run down. I thought she was pretty good looking, she had a crew cut hair style, which I like, it's definitley different, and a healthy frame to her. I inquired about dances. They can touch you, you can't touch them, ehh to me, wasn't worth it. You can't really have fun here. I left out and tried to salvage the last of the night at Club 76 not too far in Youngstown.

Youngstown, OH. Friday night. Classic truck stop strip club, you got a TA right across street and trucks parked all around this place. Walk in, black guy in the window. He says you sure you want to come in, only like 45 minutes left. I said yeah I'll check it out. No cover, no id just walk in. Layout is horseshoue bar on the left, dancers dance on top of the bar and make there way around for a rare midwest tip parade. Just past there above dances are $30 in a not at all private area, in full view of the club on couches. Memorabilia all around, like pictures of classic porn stars and sports stuff on the walls. Customers looked like a mix of mostly black and white. I assume many were truckers in here. It was a rowdy but merry group customers. Probably all three sheets to the wind and likely all about to hit the road again. A whole lotta hooting and hollering. A few bartenders inside and a couple waitresses going around. Pretty packed overall, most seats at the bar taken. Dancers. A mix of all kinds of body types, from thin to obese. All mostly natural here. Mostly white with some black and latina. Looked like ages from 20's to 40's. About 20 girls I would say. Range from 4-7. Only one chick I thought about maybe grabbing dances from she was some white brunette chick that was bordering on fat but she had these huge utters I would've loved to played with, she went off to VIP I forget that price and I didn't see her again. Regular lap dances I was watching these things, it's all easily viewable right up top past the bar, a lot of the girls were standing up all the time, no touching, it looked so shitty, not worth $30. This club doesn't seem like an uptight spot, but maybe the rules just making the dancing so. Overall it's a pretty unique environment everybody seemed to be having the times of their lives here or maybe they were just completely hammered. I just don't think the rules or talent overall would have me coming back.

Morrisville, NC. Saturday night. Not far from the airport. Drive up, not a ton spots but I found one in the lot. Also valet available. A bunch of staff at the front to watch the parking lot, so shouldn't be too crazy. Area ain't bad though. Walk in get greeted, go to the girl at the desk. I believe cover was $20 with an ID check/scan. Walk in. Real big inside, high ceiling. Real nice. On the left is the bar, seating all around and then stage on the way right. Bathrooms are dead ahead from where you walk in. This is one of those cheetah's where the cheapest option is a $100 one way dance for 10 minutes. Very expensive the other cheetah down in Southern Pines was the same way. Cheetah in Lexington, KY had the same thing $100 for 10 minutes but you could touch during those there. Customers looked like all types, mostly groups. Hispanic, indian, black and white guys. There was a one group that was sitting with like 10 dancers and one guy up top behind the stage locking down 5 dancers in a booth. So like half the lineup was tied down, not circulating, you would have to catch them on stage. Dancers. Probably like 30 dancers. Diverse lineup ethnicity wise, white, black, latina. Some fake stuff but a lot natural. Mostly thin to medium sized girls, didn't see anyone fat. Most girls looked 20's with maybe some 30's in there. I would say most girl 6-7 range. Maybe an 8 in there somewhere. Overall. I didn't pull the trigger on anyting. Nobody blew me away enough to dropping $100 on one way dances. I'd be open to that but you'd gotta be a like a 9 and above and I didn't see any of that here. Nice club, you don't see many new clubs popping up so it was cool check it out and see what the word is. Open till 4am so I was able to do it as the last stop of the night for me.

Fayetteville, NC. Big army town. Saturday night. Just came from Secrets down the road. Third stop of the night. Kind of a beat up town. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, girl at the desk. ID check and cover was $10. Wristband. Walk in. Bar is right here, bathrooms just behind that. Lap dance area is to the left and stage is on the right. Sort of weird stage set up, it's like an L shape, you can sit below it or above it. Customers, mix of middle age and young guys. White, black and hispanic. One thing be warned. Music is FUCKING LOUD. I usually don't have an issue with that stuff but this was crazy. Bring those shadowcat artillery ear muffs when you go. One dancer told me the DJ does it because it forces the girls to whisper in the customers ears all sexy like. That's just most retarded shit I've ever heard. Lap dances are $20 a song in a community dance room. VIP is I think $200 for 30 minutes. Dancers. Best talent in Fayetteville overall but a good measure. White, black, hispanic looked like. Some fake stuff. Vareity of body types. Most girls looked 20 somethings. About 20, 25 girls. I would 6's and 7's with one girl I would say was a 9. That chick was some blonde thin, girl with freckles nice body but her face was so gorgeous to look at. Usually I don't care as much about the face, it's more body in strip club land, but I couldn't get over how good this chick looked. I said I'm taking this girl for dances. Her name was Chloe from the Florida Panhandle. Friendly chick, no nipple sucking but two way touch was all good. It's a community dance room, with other couples nobody bothered me. This girl a great body, nice chick fun to talk to and I LDK'd in a few songs. They don't skip stage here so when she heard her name on standby I was on the spot to LDK on the last song, otherwise I would've just kept going, $20 two way touch is a great deal in 2024. She was coming from Pensacola where it's $60 for one way touch. FUCK ALL THAT. Anyway good time, one of the prettier girl I've gotten dances with, total GND. I'll be honest I didn't expect to catch a girl that looks like that in this kind of town but there you go. I would head out to Cheetah's out in Southern Pines. This was a solid spot they just gotta turn the fucking volume down.