Reviews by Muddy
Submit a ReviewThe Gold Club
37034 Highway 30
Gonzales, LA 70734
This club is where Stormy Daniels started out
Gonzales, LA. Friday night. Just south of Baton Rouge. All kinds industrial stuff out here, looks like refineries out the distance. Follow the drive way to this club. If it wasn't for the sign, you…
Jul 10, 2024, 4:58 PM
The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge
4622 Bennington Ave
Baton Rouge, LA 70808
Delta women think the world of me
Baton Rouge, LA. Friday night. Doesn't seem like a bad area to me. Commercial area. Hotel right next door for the mongers out there who are looking for a close place to stay. Pull up,…
Jul 10, 2024, 2:45 PM
Michael's Men's Club & Restaurant
4000 US-90
Broussard, LA 70518
Lafayette comes from the french word la faieta meaning beech forest
Broussard, LA. South of Lafayette. Friday night. Coming from Baton Rouge. Figured I'd stop. This place looks real nice and it is on the inside. Sort of industrial drag right here, plenty of parking in…
Jul 10, 2024, 12:45 PM
Scarlett's Cabaret Sulphur
3260 S Cities Service Hwy
Westlake, Louisiana 70669
Lake Charles named for Charles Sallier. His oak tree is still there at age 375.
Westlake, LA. Friday night. Open real late, like till 5 or so. I had time to screw it I said let's do it. Area seems fine to me, parking all around the club it can…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Jascoi)
Jul 10, 2024, 9:40 AM
Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd
Port Allen, LA 70767
Love's Truck Stop or this Strip Club. Only you can decide where to take a dump.
Port Allen, LA. Friday night. Big time storm that finally let up when I got here. This club is basically at near the truck stops of an I-10 exit right before you go over the…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Jul 10, 2024, 5:47 AM
Wispers
2020 Mechanic St
Galveston, TX 77550
Hey I can't spell either, who am I to judge?
Galveston, TX. Thursday night. July 4th. You know what I like Galveston beaches. Yeah the water is brown, but it's super warm and relaxing. It can't all be piss. Anyway the area was pretty empty,…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(lurkingdog)
Jul 10, 2024, 4:34 AM
Double Shoe Men's Club
3625 TX-146
Bacliff, TX 77518
Goody Two Shoes
Bacliff, TX. Thursday night, 4th of July. South of Houston going towards the beach. Area seems alright to me, parking in the back. Walk in front, in you go. Guy at the desk ID check…
Jul 10, 2024, 4:34 AM
Mile High Club
18005 Eastex Freeway Service Rd
Humble, TX 77396
I would not be walking 500 miles to come here
Humble, TX. Thursday night. July 4th. Right by the George Bush airport. Parking lot. Security guy armed to teeth is watching this shit. This a safe parking lot. I felt like he was staring me…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Dan3635)
Jul 10, 2024, 3:16 AM
Ocean Cabaret
1244 Gulf Fwy
La Marque, TX 77568, USA
🎶Under da sea, under da sea🎶
La Marque, TX. Thursday night, 4th of July. Last stop of the night. Right off the highway, there's construction so your exit might be off on the GPS but just take soonest one and it…
Jul 10, 2024, 2:51 AM
Little Darlings
1500 SE 59th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73129
Out in the Big Friendly
Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Little Darlings, right next to Deja Vu. I've been to Deja Vu in the past and it's just a mad house. Talk igonring a building's max capacity limit. Over here…
Jul 9, 2024, 2:58 PM
Romeo's Castle
1808 SE 59th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73129
Juliet must've called out sick tonight
Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Just walking over from Fancy's. Walk in, guy at the front pretty friendly dude. Cover was $5. Walk in. Pretty empty, most people playing the bar on the left. The…
Jul 9, 2024, 12:49 PM
Platinum Nights
7700 W P Bill Atkinson Blvd
Oklahoma City, OK 73139
Oklahoma City is ma-highty pretty
Oklahoma City, OK. Wedensday. Not far from the airport. Various hotels around. Plenty of parking in the lot. The joint is more upscale. Walk in. Lobby right here, with ATM. The fee ain't bad, I…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Jul 9, 2024, 12:48 PM
Secrets
5215 NW 10th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73127
Pretty ghetto, 2amer candidate, pass on this one
Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. Commercial drag. Pull up small lot. As I walk in, some crackhead homeless black dude high on something starts mumbling something to me as we are walking in. I say…
Jul 9, 2024, 11:40 AM
Fancy's
1900 SE 59th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73149
Nothing Fancy
Oklahoma City, OK. Wednesday night. A parking lot only separating, here and Romeo's castle. Plenty of parking. Area seems ok to me. Walk in. Guy at the desk, $5 cover. ID check and in you…
Jul 9, 2024, 11:37 AM
Long Ears Club
12512 Valley View Rd
Shawnee, OK 74804
If you think your a strip club, long nose too.
Shawnee, OK. Wednesday night after midnight. Basically right next to a rest stop. A bunch of trucks lined up. Inside the rest stop is Mumbai personified. Anyway across the street, there was a cop parked…
Jul 9, 2024, 2:51 AM
Baby Dolls
126 S Access Rd
Tye, TX 79563
Now called Baby Dolls
Tye, TX. Just east of Abilene off 10. Saturday night. Plenty of parking. American flag painted on the building. Outside looks normal beat up club but apparently Baby Dolls bought it and really fixed up…
Jul 9, 2024, 2:49 AM
Dixie Rose Cabaret
4417 Crawford Dr
Abilene, TX 79602
Singing Dixie
Abilene, TX. Saturday night. Kind of out of the way, you might say to yourself, is it back here, yeah it is. Industrial area. Parking all around the club. Walk in. Older woman in a…
Jul 9, 2024, 2:44 AM
Cloud 9
2602 E US Hwy 80
Abilene, TX 79601
I need a shower
Abilene, TX. Saturday night. On 322 right off 10. Area seems alright to me, there's not enough going on in this town to even be ghetto. Small lot but found a spot. Walk in and…
Jul 9, 2024, 1:12 AM
Les Déesses
775 QC-117, Laval, QC H7V 2T9, Canada
The Goddesses were not working tonight
Laval, QC. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. Plenty of parking in the lot, there a bar a restaurant thing right here that a lot people were at, don't go to that one you…
Jul 2, 2024, 10:44 AM
Bar Salon Le Vegas
2326 Boulevard Marie-Victorin, Longueuil, QC J4G 1B4, Canada*
Vegas, Bebe
Longueuil, QC. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, suburban area, at the edge of a regular neighborhood. Parking lot full so I parked down the street. Walk in and up the stairs. Friendly guy…
Jul 2, 2024, 10:44 AM
Crazy Moon
223 Boulevard des Laurentides
Laval, QC H7G 2T7, Canada
Homme sur la Lune
Laval, QC. Saturday night. Raining hard as fuck. Busy commercial area. Only street parking, I found some a couple blocks down. Walk in and up the stairs. In you go, guy at the front, I…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ulitimate1)
Jul 2, 2024, 7:32 AM
Sexpert
3500 Boulevard Dagenais O, Laval, QC H7P 1V7, Canada*
Don't bother
Laval, QC. Saturday night. It's on a strip mall. Parking on the right side of that. Plenty of folks hanging in the parking lot. Walk down stairs. Walked to the bar big black guy comes…
Jul 2, 2024, 3:17 AM
Champion Bar
2160 QC-335, Vimont, QC H7M 2Y2, Canada*
We are the Champions! Of being the worst strip club all time! We did it!
Vimont, QC. Saturday night. Came here from Crazy Moon. Area seems alright to me, raining hard. Parking is all around the club in a U. Walk in. Guy at the front, 5 CAD. Walk in.…
Jul 2, 2024, 2:59 AM
Salon Bleu
367 QC-117, Fabreville, QC H7P 2P3, Canada
Salon Blue/Red
Fabreville, QC. Saturday night. There is this club Blue and the Red side which is the fat girl club. You coulda fooled me! the TLDR is this lineup was pretty hefty too, what girls were…
Jul 2, 2024, 2:46 AM
Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment
501 W Broadway Ave
Muskegon Heights, MI 49444
Elon Muskegon
Muskegon Heights, MI. Saturday night. Sort of a rough area. The roads in the area are fucking horrible. Small lot but I found a spot, walk in. Small lobby and there is a window to…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(JVM)
Jun 25, 2024, 1:56 AM
























