Elvis is STILL ALIVE GOD DAMMIT!!!

Memphis, TN. Saturday night, pretty early on. I'd been to Gold a few years back and wanted to hit Pony up. Area is well I mean it's Memphis like maybe the most jacked up city in America but I guess not so bad around here, it's right by the airport. Plenty of parking in the lot, walk in. Cover is $20, and I think it was free military. Pat down at the front and walk in. One stage going, it's right here, bathroom are to the left and bar is as well, there's more of the club out on the right but nobody was out there, it was all sort of contained in this left corner here.

There is a 2 drink minimum which you buy both up front, it was $12 dollars for two soda waters, I know a fucking ripoff but hey I got in free. They'll get you somehow, someway.

Only one other customer, some guy who had a table full of girls, older white guy. I thought he was living large but I would see him later in the bathroom and mentioned to him how i'm glad your here man I hate being the only dude in the club and he was like "Oh God they won't leave me alone" So maybe people aren't having as much fun as it always looks.