Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 29)

LOL @twentyfive I do my research on my trolls. 🤷

"Saying sjg doesn't go to clubs then saying he goes looking for intimacy...." ^^^work on your reading comprehension, dumbass. I never said that. You're clearly confused. I said he's gone to clubs in the PAST, and he doesn't go to clubs in the PRESENT, dumbass. "But please stick to the topic." LMFAO. 🤭🤡

Thanks Cash. As stated, it's all clear when you read his posts from day 1. And Iceydodo... "But please stick to the topic." LMFAO. 🤭🤡

"But please stick to the topic." LMFAO. 🤭🤡

Iceydodo is autistic af and maybe schizophrenic for constantly playing troll victim and trolling herself whilst also thinking in her own thread that she's maintaining everyone to stay on topic. 🤯🤭🤡

Iceydodo you do the same damn thing. "But please stick to the topic." LMFAO. 🤭🤡

"I think this makes it more obvious that he has never experienced a FRMOS, and the two discussions are only posted as an attempt to save face." ^^^@Cashman like I was telling Shailynn, it's deeper than this and all that matters is convincing himself in his own mind that FRMOS is the key to "waking up on the morning" with a stripper (or AMP) whore. And the 1-2 examples he has out of hundreds to the contrary are well more than enough to satisfy and reinforce his views. Honestly it has nothing to do with saving face to us. It has everything to do with saving face to his very own psyche. You have to go back to his earliest threads on TUSCL to understand it. He's obsessed with kissing a woman. Like over the top obsessed. It's the one thing he yearns for above all else with a woman. When he was married he missed an opportunity to cheat on his wife with a black stripper whore that happened to kiss him as a way of selling GFE to him. He's posted about this numerous times. He ended up not following through on it, but he looks back at that moment and, with embellished revisionist history, he believes she truly wanted him because she gave him that kiss. It's like an opportunity at love lost moment in his mind. For years now it's obsessed him and he's built his own FRMOS theory around it. Also after he was divorced, he always pursued kissing with AMP whores. Again obsessively. He has a series of earlier threads where he's trying to make a handful of them his long term GFE and all are focused around kissing them. And in one encounter, he does get to kiss one of them and it was another validating moment of his theory. Look at him now too. He's obsessed with every thread about it, and he has to tell others that they are doing it rong when they have a stripper encounter that doesn't involve it. I'm telling you it really doesn't matter what others think on this matter. And it's rooted deeply into his psyche that ultimately deflects his mind from all his other failures and issues in interacting with women. Plus he just wants to be loved by one. Bank on all of this. It's all based on his posts too. But you gotta understand them from his day 1 posting here.

"I don't know how I'd feel seeing girls making out with every customer at a club. I don't think I'd want to participate. I'd feel like the last guy in a gang bang." ^^^ And think about the poor dude that "dates" and "manages" a stripper whore. At the end of the day, they gotta kiss and fuck the same whore that's been with all kinds of geriatric trick dick. Like being the last guy in a geriatric trick gang bang, I tell ya! 😂

LMFAO Iceydodo you're just looking to play troll victim at every opportunity. You're OCD about it, actually. 🤭🤡 Shailynn made a comment per the thread discussion and I made a comment in reply. Stop being so butthurt about my posts. Like you posted earlier yourself, dumbass, "But please stick to topic." 😂

LOL high key getting butthurt over someone posting their opinion and observation per the thread discussion is an easily triggered bitch. And you do the same damn thing all the time in a lot of your posts, dumbass. You don't even realize it. Clown.

If getting your balls stepped on with stilleto heels whilst chained up is the top of the scale at 10, then ordering cactus for yourself just so she could have a bite is roughly a 2 on the dommed scale. It goes to a 3 if the cactus sucks and she makes you eat it all anyway.

@shailynn without his core beliefs, rather personal truths, if you will, about FRMOS, san_jose_creep has no good defense mechanism from his own past personal failures with strippers and ultimately with his overall life in general. The belief in it gives him a logical premise as to what all the strippers in the past really wanted. He needs it to be a simple, and blatantly obvious, missed opportunity with them. Something he can easily "hang his hat on". This way, he doesn't have to acknowledge the million other personal flaws and mistakes he made with them. His failures have nothing to do with any of that, and instead the "solution" to everything is the all-inclusive, obvious, and simple...FRMOS. This is why he won't acknowledge what anyone else says about it, no matter how true they are and how wrong he is. It will break down his walls of denial and force him to face himself and his own personal flaws. And he'll argue his points to death about it if he has to. It's to the point now that the truth about it is irrelevant. Also so is the need for doing it himself. All he has to do is keep believing it and finding any little "proof" of it on the internet.

"Portland seems to have lots of dives which run during the day shift with just one girl per shift. They don't regulate such clubs very closely." ^^^I've been to 75% of Portland clubs, dives included, and mostly afternoon to early evening shifts. For about 20 years now. Was a huge user of Xoticspot too. Besides getting my own needs met with the 1-4 dancers on shift, I observed a lot of interactions. Hundreds. Strippers sitting 1:1 with customers and also coming and going from the private dance areas. And...(spoiler alert)...ZERO kissing/FRMOS observed. Same goes for any club in the nation. At any time. Not saying it never happens. Just saying that Portland dives in the day don't have any better likelihood of it as any other US club. Also saying that san_jose_creep is grasping at straws with this example.

@Dolfan as an LDKer, pants make a huge difference. It boils down to what Ishmael said - the softer and thinner the material between my boner and her rubbing body, the better it feels. Also my experience is that strippers want soft material and also, more importantly, dryness. They don't wanna feel any wetness. WHATSOEVER. They always like my aforementioned pants and often point this out during introductions.

These are the absolute best in my experience: https://www.footjoy.com/men/golf-apparel/outer-layers/fj-hydrolite-rain-pants/062FJH.html?dwvar_062FJH_color=35531

@blah I think it's the club culture here more than anything else. Some dudes treat going to a strip club no different than going to a local dive bar down the street. Because clubs are so commonplace, there's a significant population of customers that aren't going to see strippers as a priority.

One more thing. Mackie farting in waders is serious hyperinflation. ^ Fart talk

@Mackie Fuck you. You're just saying you like trolling without saying that you like trolling.

Come out and go berry picking with your wifey after work. 😁

@nicespice I think you are well overdue for a work visit.

@blah the manly men are in the rural areas. LOL go out to Scapoose and St. Helens. You won't find as many asexual hipsters there.

^ I still haven't tried it out. Someday!

LOL @blah you sound like any local stripper. It's because of so many man hating lesbians in this town. When so many roll like Debbie Harry here - https://youtu.be/e9KUAh4F7Ds - dudes gotta be careful with their balls. @nicespice Amen! Berries grow like weeds out here.

Roy Batty? Naw. I'm more like Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049 with his holographic girlfriend.

Getting dances with and massaging nicespice was the best thing about joining TUSCL, IMHO. She's a travelling unicorn. But a shared dance with dude? No thanks. And no homo!