SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 199)
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6 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
^ LMAO that this isn't P4P
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6 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
LOL she's even delusional about her own posts
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6 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
LMFAO IceyDodo can't fathom his own delusion that he's not P4P but yet he's posted all this about "dating" stripper whores (LULZ!):
"I don't mind spending money in the club."
"If I fuck a stripper...... "
"I offer to pay the house fee, tip out and fine for leaving early) and smoke some weed."
"I don't mind doing normal things like giving her weed, alcohol if she can't buy it, or some money to get her eyebrows or nails done... a bill here and there..."
"Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke."
"Don't care where I met her and have no problem spending the money, its not an issue."
"And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$. You'd think she'd want to push it. And at this stage while I know itll hurt in the long run, Id be down with it. She knows I'll spend it on her.It was pretty much like we were living in a hip hop video...materialistically, it was there for her. Designer shoes, bags, clothes, the best weed, expensive restaurants. She grew up poor and likes fast money..."
"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
"... I'd even be fine with it just being about money if she just stays and acts normal."
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6 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
I get hard in my man cave a lot too. In a different way though. Definitely a joy.
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6 years ago
DrMeat
Yes and I bet he liked the Papi_Chula mode sistas.
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6 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
My choice is still the same whether I LDK or not. I'm just saying that an LDK is "free" from a full contact LD *if* you can do it.
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6 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
@Muddy9 that's exactly how I see it. As far as I'm concerned an LDK is "free" since you are just paying for the dance whether you LDK or not
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6 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Full contact laps. Always. I don't care for extras and I LDK all the time from full contact laps.
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6 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
LOL
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6 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
In talking to strippers and escorts you can learn a little about fetishes and weird shit that gets guys off. The convo yesterday started with them talking about a few regulars and random customers that like getting kneed in the balls, hard, during a lapdance. Then my ATF DS brought up the pegging thing because it was related. I don't see how either is any fun but then again I know some guys feel the same way about LDKing.
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6 years ago
BrotherFogHorn
Gawd's Holy Church of Tuscl
Brother BrotherFogHorn I have been doing well the last two days. My backup CF prayed on her knees to me a few times during an LD and it made me call out the Lawyered's name. The next day my ATF DS did the same and also folded her hands together around her god given breasts. Lawyered have mercy it near made me cum to the light. Amen.
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6 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
My ATF DS enjoys doing it for pay. She's also a dom for pay and she likes getting the chance to dominate a man. The other stripper said the same thing. I think some women want their chance to fuck instead of get fucked.
As far as myself, in my "wild" college days, my GF stuck the tip of her pinky in my ass* as an experiment. That's when I realized pegging isn't for me. I can shit big turds but that pinky tip felt like a soda can in my ass. No thanks.
*no homo
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6 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Anal from a chick wearing a strap-on
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6 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
LOL not judging. Just saying...
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6 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
I can totally relate that IceyDodo embellishes her ways of P4P GFE with stripper whores. Even if it is true IRL that she has an actual stripper whore "GF", I'm just saying the reality is pretty pathetic when she's admitted to using money and drugs as her way of establishing that relationship.
So no, IceyDodo, it's your hypocrisy and inability to admit that what you describe is just like being a PAYING TRICK BITCH that is the issue. LMFAO that you assume others can't relate to your perspective. Again you just distort and embellish it all, assuming it is even true.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
LMFAO IceyDodo talks like an actual bitter stripper that hates men IRL and is a whore just for the money.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
My backup CF was stick shifting me good yesterday in the main room. As we sat together. I was wearing my special LDK pants too.
Prior to her coming up to me, another stripper that I've never gotten dances with walked up to me unsolicited and grabbed my crotch and said "You look nice. And nice pants!" LOL she knew I was going commando.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
^ says the assuming and manic attacked attention whore that assumes things in order to make any point because she lacks true knowledge of things.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
^ a patron can wear whatever the fuck he wants within the club dress code rules. If a stripper doesn't like it, she can change clubs or not give dances to customers that don't wear what she likes.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
"No, this thread was acknowledging that very fact .the point isn't that she can stop the dance at whatever time, but rather that she shouldn't have to."
No, typical with you, this thread was very ambiguous and based on assumptions in your own (manic) head and only became clear with this clarification.
And you still are making assumptions about what strippers should and shouldn't have to do. Unless there is a dress code at the club, a stripper shouldn't have to dictate what attire a patron wears.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
The rationale for preventing custies from wearing sweatpants? It's simple.don't dance for him if you don't want to cuz no one is forcing.it
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
This thread isn't the same thing as reality where a stripper can see exactly what kind of clothes you are wearing and decide not to offer you a dance for any fucking reservations she has.
Nor is this thread the same as reality where at anytime during a dance a stripper can call it off if she's uncomfortable in any way.
This thread is just another result of a Nicokeyes manic episode.
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6 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
LULZ!