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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 149)

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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Sitting in Uncomfortable Silence
    ^ The silence is only uncomfortable with me when I'm not interested in getting dances. But when I do want some, I don't mind hanging out a bit beforehand. I usually offer to give her a massage and that way we can opt to sit in silence and it's fine. I'll sit spoon behind her as I massage her and not a word will be exchanged, yet it's totally comfy. From that position I can watch the show, scan the room and check out other strippers, or scan her body. All with a boner sitting spoon. It's awesome silence then!
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Owner Patron
    I was watching my ATF DS on stage once and the owner at the time, who knew me as a regular, sat down next to me and proceeded to tip her but on my behalf. And he was dropping one after one on the order of $20. And since I just want to be solo at the club and enjoy my 1:1 time with my ATF DS, it got awkward for me even though the owner and I were cool with each other. He was just trying to have a good time and entertain me but it put me off as weird. I ended up getting up and saying that I had to go use the restroom to disengage.
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    Despite her youth, nicespice was instrumental in my growing up. A late spurt, if you will. 😂
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    5 years ago
    samiel
    DFW, Texas
    Discovering Extras
    LMAO san_jose_creep has never come down from his GFE SS from that one time in the 90s. He's allowed it to become his world view. The End
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    @blah I got this technique where I have my fingertips of both hands pressing into your neck on each side. And I literally just press them into your neck muscles at random intervals like I'm playing a piano. It will give you goose bumps that you cannot fake. A stripper's neck is invariably a sore spot. Spinning around a pole will put centripetal force on the head and make the neck muscles have to tense up in an isometric position in order to hold the head still during the spin. This makes the muscles tense up in the exact same way which ultimately forms knots in them at the highest point of tension, making them feel sore. This is the biophysics of it all.
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Owner Patron
    ^ LMAO the crow call sign is fucking hilarious.
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    ^ @blah I can fix that for you. Your wifey's neck was a wreck! Like rebar spaghetti. I fixed her up good. As stated earlier, come on out, bring her, and I'll give you a foot massage as well. 🦄🤗💃
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    5 years ago
    Sweet but Psycho
    I like singing this song to my wife all the time. Also along similar lines I like this song too https://youtu.be/LcMfSxdtPwo
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    @EndlessSummer I base my massage boasts on a fairly large sample size now. And it includes women in general, not only strippers. I should hope that you haven't had a proper one. It will make mine all the better. The difference with me is that I have adept hands and I understand the biophysics of it to the microscopic level. Plus with experience I now know exactly where a stripper is going to be sore. I'll make you want to slap your masseuse! 💯
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    ^ keyword being "when" 😂😂😂
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    5 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Discussion Posts: Blocking vs. Ignore
    I could see some intentional troll threads created by owner moderated threads, though. Where the troll is the owner. Be careful what you wish for...
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    ^ @EndlessSummer I go by the rule of never reward bad stripper behavior and always reward the good behavior and yeah that means the good strippers get all my money. LMAO ask nicespice! And yes, most definitely, I give amazing massages. If we ever meet face-to-face, you will find out. 🤗💃 And just like you genuinely want to provide a good time to a PL, I want to give a stripper an amazing massage. I won't lose much sleep if I don't, but that issue has never come up. As a customer, it's my "other extra" for a stripper.
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    5 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Discussion Posts: Blocking vs. Ignore
    ^ ugh...thanks for that too! 👍
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Discussion Posts: Blocking vs. Ignore
    ^ and yes I use the ignore thread button already...thanks for that too?
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    5 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Discussion Posts: Blocking vs. Ignore
    @founder I completely agree. Thanks for the update and also I want to say thanks for the VIP, Verified, and Politics rooms. The VIP and Verified rooms don't have nearly as much trolling which is welcome and escape from it in the Front Room. It all makes my TUSCL experience much more enjoyable. My only small request now would be to periodically move the political posts to the proper room if and when you happen upon them. It seems there are still those that would rather troll this site for politics rather than truly discuss the topic, even when you've provided a nice exclusive place for it.
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    "It should be stress relief at it's finest, and I personally feel that is what I'm there for, whatever that means to each individual (within reason, of course)." ^ @EndlessSummer This quote and your entire post with it got me thinking again and yeah ultimately this is what it's all about. First off, if you noticed, rickdugan agreed with just about everything I posted in my OP but yet both of us are on very different pages as to what we desire going into the club. But ultimately we want that stress relief and ego boost and fantasy experience with a hot woman. And secondly yes it's always best experienced with a hot woman that genuinely wants to provide that. Everything you posted matches up with that 'All American Stripper' fave I keep mentioning. And for sure that is why you both have that consistency that you mentioned. I have seen her numerous times now and I have observed her with others, and one of her most endearing qualities is that I NEVER (EVER) see her darkside. Everything with this girl is a positive experience. I remember the first time we met I was getting frustrated because she ended up doing a VIP with a guy when I was waiting for dances with her. I expressed that frustration and it was me that started getting heated. OTOH she kept her cool and was apologetic but at the same time it was clear she was doing that VIP over dances with me. I ended up leaving a little pissed. Fast forward a few days, I ended up going back to see her because LOL she was just too hot to pass up and I kinda felt bad for faulting her for taking a VIP over dances from me, and she totally made it all up to me and gave me a good time that exceeded all my expectations for even my seasoned regulars. And since then every visit with her is happy and positive times. She just doesn't act otherwise, ever. And we have talked about the overall 'game' or business of stripping and yeah she takes a same approach as you and admits that she genuinely wants to provide the best club experience to all her customers. And she's always on point about it from the moment they walk into the club to the moment they walk out. And I've never seen her having a bad day.
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Owner Patron
    @nicespice did he ever go to the stage and tip? Or interact with the dancers in any way?
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    ^ a trip down mammary lane 💖🦄🤗💖
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    @nicespice LMAO that's a cause for celebration. 🥂 And FWIW you're not as cranky as my ATF DS. 😂😂😂
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Owner Patron
    ^ *go to the stage and tip*
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    @nicespice Is that how you shake your bad regulars? 😁 Please note that doesn't work on me. My ATF DS went to five different clubs after hers burned down (Club PlayPen...RIP). I followed her to all of them until she settled on her current one.
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    @EndlessSummer and blah At the small clubs out here the owner often tends the bar. At the bigger and more gentleman's club type clubs he (or she) just stops in to check on things. And at my ATF DS's club (a small dive) she now tells the owner her hours because she does so well for the club that he doesn't want to lose her. There's definitely different attitudes and overall politics and management styles between the dive clubs and the bigger ones out here.
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    @blah you may like it out here. You should check it out. And bring your wifey. 🦄🤗💃 (I'll give you a foot massage if you do.)
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Other Extras
    @EndlessSummer First off, great post. Thank you for it. Seriously. 👏👏👏 So given your "hustle" (the not hustle), do you feel that you have more regulars and make more money than other dancers that may not do those other extras? Also I'm curious how you deal with a customer that's a total dickhead to you.
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    5 years ago
    PaulDrake
    Off again on again PL
    Serious discussion about the state of the TUSCL community...
    Must have been a glory hole.