fermion18

Reviews by fermion18

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  3 months ago
  Shotgun Willie's

  Glendale, Colorado
  Like Diamond Cabaret with poles on each stage

  On a Friday night in Denver I decided to sample the goods at Shotgun Willie’s. Outside, the parking was free and maybe half full? Inside, the friendly entrance attendant quoted me $15 cover...
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  3 months ago
  Diamond Cabaret

  Denver, Colorado
  Two is trouble on a quiet Thursday

  My first club in Denver. TUSCL review credits ran out and I’m a cheap bastard so went in semi blind. Bottom line, I had a great time and would return. After hitting a few bars...
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  3 months ago

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  Nobodygtyu
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  7 months ago
  Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

  Bound Brook, New Jersey
  Not a destination club

  Dropped in on Delilah’s in Manville but it looked utterly dead so drove to Torpedos instead. This dive bar is right on the main strip. I parked on the street near the train station...
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  6 months ago

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  K
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  8 months ago
  Cheetahs

  San Diego, California
  College chicks that won’t do tricks

  This was a slow Saturday night at Cheetah’s San Diego. I arrived around 9pm. Club was sparsely attended; maybe 15 custies and 6 dancers out. One tall Latina was working the main stage. More...
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  9 months ago
  Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

  Schenectady, New York
  $20 at the door plus 2 drinks, really?

  I typically frequent Nite Moves on my way to Saratoga but decided to try out the competition. Wasn’t entirely impressed. Although the place was pretty quiet in the early evening the bouncer charged me...
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  9 months ago

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  Loneli
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  a year ago
  Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

  Latham, New York
  Jasmine vs Jea would make a nice cage match

  I run the risk of becoming a regular here. Although I am only in town sporadically I usually end up at Nitr Moves. It’s just a better setup than DV or Shenanigans. Especially if...
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  a year ago
  Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

  Latham, New York
  Best club in Albany ain't saying much

  Still the best club in Albany but that's not saying much. The owner understands that PL's love pussy. This is NY so selling pussy means you're not selling alcohol. Plan your night accordingly. There's...
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  a year ago
  PaperMoon Springfield

  Springfield, Virginia
  A starter club for young dancers on their way to becoming a SB

  This was my first visit to PaperMoon and my first time at a Virginia club. I only thought to come because a dancer I met in Atlanta is from the area and said she...
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  a year ago
  The Cheetah

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Oggling young pussy on a Wed night

  My first time clubbing in ATL. This place was a few blocks from my hotel in Midtown so had to give it a look. From prior reviews I was expecting fine eye candy and...
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  a year ago
  Tattletale Lounge

  Atlanta, Georgia
  A young duckling and a swan

  Was in town for a few days and first time to ATL clubs. Prior night I did Cheetah solo (see my review). This Thursday I enjoyed TT with a couple of local regulars. We...
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  2 years ago
  Sapphire 39

  New York, New York
  Hot girls are worth a peak if you use this trick to avoid the cover

  I had a short stay at the Grayson Hotel (recommended on Hyatt points) in Midtown and noticed Sapphire 39 next door. Couldn't resist a peak. I think they are trying to drum up business....
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  2 years ago

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  dickdecker
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  2 years ago
  Delilah's Den

  Toms River, New Jersey
  Good Karma

  I was recently in Toms River on business and decided to see what’s available at the local strip club: Delilah’s Den. As another reviewer noted, the next closest club up the Jersey Shore is...
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  2 years ago
  Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

  Latham, New York
  A private dance with Oksana

  I’ve been to this club a few times now and I agree with the last viewer. It’s not phenomenal but a dependable experience. This visit was past midnight on a Monday. I pad $5...
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  2 years ago

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  fermion18
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  2 years ago
  The Red Envelope Gentlemen's Cabaret

  Albany, New York
  First visit to the reboot of DiCarlo’s

  The club formerly known as DiCarlo’s has reopened as The Red Envelope. Being briefly in town on business and having never visited this place under either incarnation, I decided to TOFTT and give it...
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  2 years ago
  Rick's Cabaret New York

  New York, New York
  A night with Majesty

  Wandered in with someone that I met that night at another SC. I guided him to Rock’s based on TUSCL reviews. Overall Inwoukd say it was a good choice. We paid the $20 cover...
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  2 years ago
  Satin Dolls

  New York, New York
  Small class b

  Somehow I ended up at Satin Dolls after 10PM on a recent Monday night. I’ve tried to retrace my steps and concluded that I was headed for Flashdancers (based on some promising reviews here)...
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  2 years ago

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  fermion18
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  2 years ago
  Cheetah Pompano Beach

  Pompano Beach, Florida
  Plenty of slim young pussy at Cheetah's

  It was maybe 9pm on a Saturday night when I made my first visit to Cheetah Pompano. Parking was plentiful. The attendant asked $2. On the inside I paid $15 cover (or maybe $20?)....
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  2 years ago

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  BuckMcNutter
• review

  2 years ago
  Cheetahs

  San Diego, California
  Grinding it out on a Sat night.

  My first time here. Showed up late on a Saturday night. Was particularly late for me as I had just flown in from the East Coast. Paid $20 cover at the door. One thing...
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  2 years ago

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  fermion18
• review

  3 years ago
  Double Vision Gentleman's Club

  Clifton Park, New York
  Closing time

  After a so-so time at NM I decided to check out the scene at Double Vision. This was late on a Tuesday night and the cover was $10 with no drink minimum. I rolled...
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  5 years ago
  Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  You and four buddies could fill Archies on an off night (and you should)

  Despite living in the DMV for years haven’t frequented strip clubs in DC before because they get such universally mediocre reviews. No doubt, compared on some absolute scale with clubs in ATL or FL...
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  5 years ago

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  MrEddyG
• review

  7 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  Hallandale Beach, Florida
  First visit

  I've only recently started frequenting SC and this was my first visit to Scarlett's. This time I had RTFF so had a good idea what to expect and overall the club did not disappoint. I...
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  7 years ago
  Yellow Rose

  Austin, Texas
  Honey was my pot of brown gold

  Despite a disturbingly long career as a monger I only just started attending SC. So it's interesting to read the many ho hum reviews about YR and compare it to my very positive experience....
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  7 years ago
  Pure Platinum

  Wilton Manors, Florida
  Several friendly girls

  I strolled in one night after a late movie across US1. No research. Paid the $10 cover and took a seat. Was pleased to see a nice mix of girls. Latin, White, AA. One...
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  7 years ago

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  fermion18