Reviews by fermion18

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit…

My first time at Mpire. Previously I’ve been to Archibald’s so had my expectations lowered as far as contact and lap dances. With that in my, this was an enjoyable visit but I’m unlikely to…

Four dancers working the Monday night shift. I walked in around 10:30 after some good luck at Rivers Casino. Decided to spend my winnings on some young pussy. Looking back at my last review it…

I was passing thru Denver on a Sunday evening and decided to drop in on a couple clubs to the north. I had previously visited Diamonds and Shorgun Willie’s but this was my first time…

Thanks to TUSCL and the club’s website I knew to visit Centerfold’s on a Monday night when they run 3 downstairs VIP for 200 (450 at other times). Also, my conference badge got me thru…

My first club in SF. I hit Golds first, on a Saturday night, hoping to get the best looking dancers in town. There were definitely a few knockouts but the quality varied. Do yourself a…

My first visit to Porthole Pub. I left Cheetah's just before they close at 2AM and saw that the Pub is open till 3AM so decided to see what I'm missing. Found an open spot…

Was back in South Florida for the weekend so checked in on Pompano. I rolled into the parking lot about 12:45 AM on a Saturday. My first time starting here so late. I realize now…

Same as it ever was. Pretty dead on a Thursday night even though the Rivers Casino was banging. Four dancers listed by the stage: Ivana, Phoenix, Amber, Pixie. Ivana - pretty young blond with light…

On a Friday night in Denver I decided to sample the goods at Shotgun Willie’s. Outside, the parking was free and maybe half full? Inside, the friendly entrance attendant quoted me $15 cover but…

My first club in Denver. TUSCL review credits ran out and I’m a cheap bastard so went in semi blind. Bottom line, I had a great time and would return. After hitting a few bars in…

Dropped in on Delilah’s in Manville but it looked utterly dead so drove to Torpedos instead. This dive bar is right on the main strip. I parked on the street near the train station and…

This was a slow Saturday night at Cheetah’s San Diego. I arrived around 9pm. Club was sparsely attended; maybe 15 custies and 6 dancers out. One tall Latina was working the main stage. More dancers…

I typically frequent Nite Moves on my way to Saratoga but decided to try out the competition. Wasn’t entirely impressed. Although the place was pretty quiet in the early evening the bouncer charged me $20.…

I run the risk of becoming a regular here. Although I am only in town sporadically I usually end up at Nitr Moves. It’s just a better setup than DV or Shenanigans. Especially if you…

Still the best club in Albany but that's not saying much. The owner understands that PL's love pussy. This is NY so selling pussy means you're not selling alcohol. Plan your night accordingly. There's also…

This was my first visit to PaperMoon and my first time at a Virginia club. I only thought to come because a dancer I met in Atlanta is from the area and said she sometimes…

My first time clubbing in ATL. This place was a few blocks from my hotel in Midtown so had to give it a look. From prior reviews I was expecting fine eye candy and not…

Was in town for a few days and first time to ATL clubs. Prior night I did Cheetah solo (see my review). This Thursday I enjoyed TT with a couple of local regulars. We showed…

I had a short stay at the Grayson Hotel (recommended on Hyatt points) in Midtown and noticed Sapphire 39 next door. Couldn't resist a peak. I think they are trying to drum up business. Never…

I was recently in Toms River on business and decided to see what’s available at the local strip club: Delilah’s Den. As another reviewer noted, the next closest club up the Jersey Shore is Centerfolds…

I’ve been to this club a few times now and I agree with the last viewer. It’s not phenomenal but a dependable experience. This visit was past midnight on a Monday. I pad $5 cover…

The club formerly known as DiCarlo’s has reopened as The Red Envelope. Being briefly in town on business and having never visited this place under either incarnation, I decided to TOFTT and give it a…

Wandered in with someone that I met that night at another SC. I guided him to Rock’s based on TUSCL reviews. Overall Inwoukd say it was a good choice. We paid the $20 cover and…

Somehow I ended up at Satin Dolls after 10PM on a recent Monday night. I’ve tried to retrace my steps and concluded that I was headed for Flashdancers (based on some promising reviews here) but…