Reviews

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit…

8 mos ago

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Some eye candy before Halloween

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

My first time at Mpire. Previously I’ve been to Archibald’s so had my expectations lowered as far as contact and lap dances. With that in my, this was an enjoyable visit but I’m unlikely to…

9 mos ago

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, NY

Ivana still has great boobs.

Four dancers working the Monday night shift. I walked in around 10:30 after some good luck at Rivers Casino. Decided to spend my winnings on some young pussy. Looking back at my last review it…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, CO

Not much going on this Sunday

I was passing thru Denver on a Sunday evening and decided to drop in on a couple clubs to the north. I had previously visited Diamonds and Shorgun Willie’s but this was my first time…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Three diamonds in the bargain bin

Thanks to TUSCL and the club’s website I knew to visit Centerfold’s on a Monday night when they run 3 downstairs VIP for 200 (450 at other times). Also, my conference badge got me thru…

1 yr ago1

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

Astrology and Don Tito

My first club in SF. I hit Golds first, on a Saturday night, hoping to get the best looking dancers in town. There were definitely a few knockouts but the quality varied. Do yourself a…

1 yr ago3

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Grind it out before closing

My first visit to Porthole Pub. I left Cheetah's just before they close at 2AM and saw that the Pub is open till 3AM so decided to see what I'm missing. Found an open spot…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Saturday Closing Time

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Was back in South Florida for the weekend so checked in on Pompano. I rolled into the parking lot about 12:45 AM on a Saturday. My first time starting here so late. I realize now…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, NY

Ivana has really nice boobs

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Same as it ever was. Pretty dead on a Thursday night even though the Rivers Casino was banging. Four dancers listed by the stage: Ivana, Phoenix, Amber, Pixie. Ivana - pretty young blond with light…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, CO

Like Diamond Cabaret with poles on each stage

On a Friday night in Denver I decided to sample the goods at Shotgun Willie’s. Outside, the parking was free and maybe half full? Inside, the friendly entrance attendant quoted me $15 cover but…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, CO

Two is trouble on a quiet Thursday

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

My first club in Denver. TUSCL review credits ran out and I’m a cheap bastard so went in semi blind. Bottom line, I had a great time and would return. After hitting a few bars in…

1 yr ago1

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, NJ

Not a destination club

Dropped in on Delilah’s in Manville but it looked utterly dead so drove to Torpedos instead. This dive bar is right on the main strip. I parked on the street near the train station and…

2 yrs ago2

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

College chicks that won’t do tricks

This was a slow Saturday night at Cheetah’s San Diego. I arrived around 9pm. Club was sparsely attended; maybe 15 custies and 6 dancers out. One tall Latina was working the main stage. More dancers…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, NY

$20 at the door plus 2 drinks, really?

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I typically frequent Nite Moves on my way to Saratoga but decided to try out the competition. Wasn’t entirely impressed. Although the place was pretty quiet in the early evening the bouncer charged me $20.…

2 yrs ago2

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, NY

Jasmine vs Jea would make a nice cage match

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I run the risk of becoming a regular here. Although I am only in town sporadically I usually end up at Nitr Moves. It’s just a better setup than DV or Shenanigans. Especially if you…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, NY

Best club in Albany ain't saying much

Still the best club in Albany but that's not saying much. The owner understands that PL's love pussy. This is NY so selling pussy means you're not selling alcohol. Plan your night accordingly. There's also…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

A starter club for young dancers on their way to becoming a SB

This was my first visit to PaperMoon and my first time at a Virginia club. I only thought to come because a dancer I met in Atlanta is from the area and said she sometimes…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, GA

Oggling young pussy on a Wed night

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

My first time clubbing in ATL. This place was a few blocks from my hotel in Midtown so had to give it a look. From prior reviews I was expecting fine eye candy and not…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, GA

A young duckling and a swan

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Was in town for a few days and first time to ATL clubs. Prior night I did Cheetah solo (see my review). This Thursday I enjoyed TT with a couple of local regulars. We showed…

Sapphire 39

New York, NY

Hot girls are worth a peak if you use this trick to avoid the cover

I had a short stay at the Grayson Hotel (recommended on Hyatt points) in Midtown and noticed Sapphire 39 next door. Couldn't resist a peak. I think they are trying to drum up business. Never…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

Good Karma

I was recently in Toms River on business and decided to see what’s available at the local strip club: Delilah’s Den. As another reviewer noted, the next closest club up the Jersey Shore is Centerfolds…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, NY

A private dance with Oksana

I’ve been to this club a few times now and I agree with the last viewer. It’s not phenomenal but a dependable experience. This visit was past midnight on a Monday. I pad $5 cover…

3 yrs ago2

The Red Envelope Gentlemen's Cabaret

Albany, NY

First visit to the reboot of DiCarlo’s

The club formerly known as DiCarlo’s has reopened as The Red Envelope. Being briefly in town on business and having never visited this place under either incarnation, I decided to TOFTT and give it a…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

A night with Majesty

Wandered in with someone that I met that night at another SC. I guided him to Rock’s based on TUSCL reviews. Overall Inwoukd say it was a good choice. We paid the $20 cover and…