Posts by MackTruck

What would you tell a dancer of her nose is bigger than her boobs? I definitely could not marrybher but I my get a dance

What the hell is this place

If fake tittys exist, are they really fake?

I will be unable to marry either one of you. Neither one of you have big enough boobs for me to put your nipplez in my ears.

I had this happen and I shit my pants too

I got some advice from an old man about 15 years ago about getting married. He told me to pick a girl with big boobs. He told me to make sure I can stick her nipples in my ears so…

I started jacking off with Lotramin

I started jacking off with Lotramin

Why is it that when a dancer is goving me a hand job she is telling me I am a naughty boy. When I call her a naughty girl she gets pissed off...@$!# wtf?

He is a thumb sucking masterbator who crys himself to sleep at night while sniffing his own farts

Last night I had a lot lizard spend the night in my truck. I woke up and she was gone and so was my tooth brush. She did leave her panties behind. They were a extra large sexy thong so…

Tittle says it.... i da cum in pants king around here now