Posts by MackTruck

Have you ever seen. Lot blizzard that will not take a Check? I usually pay with a check for $20. I tried a new one last night and she made me go to the atm. Wtf?

I went tok Dairy Queen and got a Butt Fingered Blizzard

I stopped at 7 Eleven and got a grape slurpee today. It was god dam frozen Purple Drank. I ended up drunk as fuck

Did you ever ask a dancer if they have a nut buster special?

I got pulled over by the cops. They asked what they always do... Do you know why I pulled you over? I said yes, but if you don't, I'm not going to tell you

Hi Willywomangotballs, I am going to redo my offer. There is usually a charge for my mairage concealing. I will make you a better deal. While riding in the sleeper of the shit truck we will be stopping at the…

Haha I GET IN YOUR HEAD FUCKER

How many of you have ever done the Ball Johnson dance for a dancer in VIP? https://youtu.be/NxJvFO9onps

I have seen all your posts about your wife on here. Pretty soon you will be WILLYSLOSTAWOMAN. Then she gets half yout stuff. I would bot be willing to give up hslf my shit truck if I were in your…

Looks like a place I took a shit in once

https://youtu.be/HkZNddd9Pxc Has anyone ever done this? I am going to do a cannon ball run in the shit truck. I will start eith a full load and dump a little on everyone trying to pass me. God bless the cops but, if…

This is what built America.. God bless America. If you do t think so gtfo