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6 years ago
Overdose of silicone??? Shit, sign me up! The not much English speaking, however, sucks. I can go to TJ with much less money for fake tits and ass, crappy English, and high mileage.
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6 years ago
Excellent review! Cool how you incorporated those facts about the name into the beginning. Shallow mofo that I am would never bother to even research that.
I also did a tour of all the surrounding clubs during my visit and so far it seems my findings mirror yours. I saw some thick milfy chicks in there that I would have loved to have a romp with. But I didn't like the fact that I couldn't bring them over to my master suite at Cascadas. So like you, I watched but didn't partake.
I did like the fact that you aren't bothered every couple minutes by a masero trying to sell you drinks, food, or bring you a chica like in Hong Kong. But other than that, I also believe Hong Kong has this place beat in every way.
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6 years ago
No negative comments from me. You like what you like, how can anyone be mad at that. If anything, your experience goes against what others have claimed. Mercedes is usually the one reported to ask for a tip right off the bat before doing anything special in the back. The fact that she doesn't with you is a good sign.
Thanks for the review!
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6 years ago
Good review and nice job fending off the two scammers. It's too bad girls try to resort to that type of shit. Makes me think they're not successful in the job normally when they have to start doing crap like that. Too bad for the blonde since she might have possibly made some money. Then trying to save face afterwards trying to apologize. I would have done the same thing you did. Kick rocks, bitch.
So why does Juice get the action? When I go with my friend to the club he also gets all the action first. But in our case I know why. He's white and I'm black, end of story lol.
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6 years ago
Good info, Waffle! Just looked up his pictures. High quality stuff indeed!
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6 years ago
Best in NA??? In which way? Based on the reviews, it's definitely not best in terms of mileage. In terms of looks? That's pretty subjective. There's plenty of beautiful women in a lot of clubs around the country. The big Vegas clubs come to mind when thinking of 7up factories.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm sold. Checking this club out definitely once I finally hit this area. I was originally excited for Diamond Dolls but after the Hong Kong trip I'm no longer excited about a lesser version of the same thing (FS with minimal conversation).
These girls sound right up my alley, especially since I could actually communicate with them. Plus I love me some big tits and asses! Thanks for the review!
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6 years ago
This club is arguably the most discussed club on this site. There is an.abundance of information about various topics scattered throughout years of reviews, threads, and comments. I'd suggest you scroll.back thekufh the reviews and zone in on the ones with the most comments. As well as reading the comments section under the club listing itself. A lot of info to be found.
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6 years ago
Great review!
Are you gonna do another epic Hong Kong review? Or will you let WannabeFrank's be the solo story?
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6 years ago
Absolutely amazing and stellar review! How fitting that you were able to meet up with Echopizza since you and him had the #1 and #2 best reviews of Hong Kong this year. Sounds like a great time was had!
It's cool that you were able to learn enough Spanish to have some sort of conversations with the girls. That was my #1 gripe about my time there, lack of being able to communicate. But since I can only visit TJ once a year it's not enough motivation for me to put in the time and effort to learn. I'll just take the lazy way and try to get girls who speak better English, even if they're not exactly my type.
The key card thing happened to me also! It made for an awkward experience since I already had communication issues with the girls. It happened twice to me and it was highly fucking annoying. Sucks to hear that still happens.
Echopizza sounds like one hell of a comrade. Maybe one of these days I'll finally get to meet him at a local club of ours. You two are probably closer in age though so I'm sure that helped the experience.
My one request: next time you write an amazingly superb and detailed review like this, don't post it until just after midnight. That way it gets almost the full 24 hours to be seen on daily reviews before it's buried over by the next days reviews. This review I believe went live around evening time so I bet a lot of folks missed it. Otherwise it would have a shit ton of comments.
Thanks again for the time and effort that you put into this report! This site needs more writers like you!
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6 years ago
Hadn't seen any reviews from you in awhile, glad you're back
Sucks to hear that it wasn't as good a time as your last time. I still have yet to visit this club because of the distance from the strip. I keep reading reviews hoping it'll keep me enticed for next year's visit. So far I'm not being swayed.
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6 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Thanks for the review! But no mileage? Tell me you can at least fondle some tits and ass or something? Otherwise it would drive me insane to look at butt naked ass women walking around and not even be able to pay to touch them.
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6 years ago
On my last visit back in August it seemed that Latinas are the primary race found in Spearmint now, not white. Come to think of it, I didn't see many big boobed white blonds. I love me some snow bunnies myself but there weren't many to be found like in years past. Maybe you'd find more during the peak club hours, Friday-Saturday between 9pm - 2am.
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6 years ago
Damn man, you meeting all the TUSCL dancers you lucky mofo! You should go visit PSD next and write a review about that.
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6 years ago
LostinFLA if you're serious, ass over the lap hands on floor refers to when a dancer bends over in front of you with her ass facing you. Then puts her legs on each side of you and twerks her ass, using her hands on the floor to balance. Usually you admire and smack her ass for a bit while she does this. I don't like it much to be honest, as I'd rather have her grind that thing in my lap instead. But I guess it's cool for a little variety, as long as she doesn't do it for too long.
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6 years ago
After seeing a couple of her avatars, it's no surprise the April9424 is popular.
Thanks for the review!
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6 years ago
3leggedman was joking. You said Sophia- 8 large boobs, so it sounded like she totally outdid the girl from the movie "Total Recall" that had 3 boobs lol.
Good read, thanks for the review!
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6 years ago
Being gropey IS the fun. Paying to justvlook and not touch isn't fun, at least in my opinion.
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6 years ago
Thanks for the Intel.
Glad to see I'm not missing out on anything. San Jose is a good sized drive but I would definitely make it if I heard good things about the place. Much like I do for the Rancho Cordova clubs. But from what I've read about this new place so far makes me content to stay as far away from San Jose as possible when I'm in the mood to spend money on naked chicks.
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6 years ago
Hands to yourself or risk expulsion?
Sounds absolutely. Positively. Shitty.
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6 years ago
Ditto what Tahoe said. Hard to imagine this place lasting with the shitty experiences I see people post here. Or are there that many dumb ass, inexperienced tech nerds who think that a couple seconds of grinding and 3 minutes of air dancing is an awesome experience?
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Sounds kinda like Sapphire or Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. Except the drink prices are much cheaper.
Good write up. Sounds like a place I'd like.
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6 years ago
What does Chyna look like?
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6 years ago
Also, why haven't you done any reviews for the Sacramento clubs that you've recommended? I've been to both, but I'd love to read your take on them.
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6 years ago
From reading this older review after reading your newest one it seems you've gotten A LOT better with your reviews.