Underwhelming

Okay, everyone knows this place is huge. It's like las vegas inside a strip club. So you know what you're getting there - big stage, lots of tables and lots of girls circulating around and through the stage shows. The facilities are nice and give a relatively "classy" vibe, which feels "big box for stripclubs". Like Hooters with nudity.

I found the girls very underwhelming. If you're into the classic stripper look (big fake boobs/lips) maybe you'll be happy. Most of the girls I saw were cuban, and the few who weren't looked eastern european. I think all but one had face boobs. I decided to take that one who wasn't enhanced for a private dance. She basically didn't speak english at all. She typed into a translator on her phone that I should tell her if I wanted more than just a dance. Even though her tits were nice, her face was not nice when I got close. I indicated that I just wanted a dance, and she basically sat in my lap for the whole song, sort of just shifting back and forth while staring blankly into the distance. I enjoyed touching her boobs for the first 30 seconds, but then honestly just got bored of the whole thing and it felt awkward.

Overall just a very sterile and boring experience. But for context, I'm from canada so I'm used to a totally different vibe at clubs. I guess this would be an okay first club to visit, since the vibe is so corporate. YMMV.