Disappointing

I ended up with some time to kill on a Sunday night, so I decided to check this place out. I've been to a lot of the clubs in Portland, where I live, as well as in San Francisco, but this was my first time to a club in San Jose.

My first red flag was at the door: a $20 cover charge for a Sunday night seemed pretty steep. Second red flag: I step inside, and see a mostly empty club, with the girls outnumbering the patrons at least 2:1. Oh well, I decide to go to the bar and grab a beer ($8!) and a dancer immediately attaches herself to me. She's actually pretty hot, with nice tits, and she asks me if I'd ever been with an Indian girl. No, I had not, and I was intrigued. She told me that the club was full nude, but then when she asked me about the clubs in Portland, and I mentioned that they are mostly all nude and serve alcohol, she said that unfortunately things were more regulated in SJ. I *really* should have clarified that, but instead, I inquired about prices and rules.

She said that dances were $20 on the floor, but there was no touching, but for $140/15 min (or $260/30 min), I could go in the back. I knew that prices were going to be worse than in Portland, but I figured that if the experience were similar, I may as well give it a go. A few seconds into the dance, she tells me that if I tip more, she'll show me her tits. Wait... what? At that point, her top had shifted around enough that I'd noticed she had tape on her nipples, so I realized that even if I did tip, I wouldn't be getting fully naked tits. From there, I sat through a really boring lapdance, with minimal contact, with her bikini on the whole time. I was honestly looking forward to it being done.