Overhyped Place

Ok I never review places right after working there, and don't review everywhere I go either because I'm not that stupid. Well I guess Floriduh is that next level of stupid that is bringing it out in me. Moving along here...

So I finally went here as I'm staying in the area, and both customers/girls have told me this is a good spot. Well ok to be fair it seems clean as far as extras and appears to be professionally run? But here is the kicker, there are too many girls, and customers here have much much less money than I am used to guys bringing in to the club, and guys that claim to have money sure as fuck do not spend anything or very little. Maybe it was a weird night, but I usually do pretty well on tuesdays. Girls are extremely generous with their time here. Apparently it is illegal here for me to ask for tips on the floor, which is wack. Guys are allowed to touch here, yet you can't do straddle dances (1 leg must be on floor all times) and also can't do that move with ass over the lap hands on floor. Like the fuck? So you allow guys to touch almost everywhere at this club, but I can't give someone a good lapdance?

On to the positives. The poles light up and shit! But they are really short.. O wait this is still positives. Oh girls are cute, but someone in dressing room told me a few months ago they had a lot more in there like me then they started on a downhill trend. Idk it seems to me this club used to be "the shit" but now it ain't shit. That hot sexy bitch PSD was right!!!!