Decent, but probably not worth it.

Mermaids Classico Massage & Bar is located across from the far more famous and, based off previous reviews, far better rated Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club. I was admittedly bored and looking for a decent massage. Sex would honestly only be a bonus.

Anyway, I entered in to be greeted by a burly man in a blue button-down. He told me it would be $40.00 for the room and a half-hour massage. I handed him the cash. He cranked his head towards a door located behind him and barked out for the girls to come out.

I hoped to be greeted by a bevy of beauties. Instead, a few seconds later a 4 then a 6 emerged. A 5 came out a few seconds later after she first tossed her heels down the stairs then squeezed into them while walking into the front room. The girls walked in a line and each shook my hand before walking back to their starting positions.