Comments by Pizza (hiatus) (page 20)

Thank you for your review. I’m always interested in these reviews that are for places that don’t seem to get as much attention on this site.

Good review. I have never been to a bikini bar, but it sounds like it fills a niche between a breastaurant like a Tilted Kilt and a nude club.

@ tahoecruz Interesting. I’m guessing you’re referring to the recent election of AMLO. How has that reduced opportunities for the girls?

Thank you for your detailed and informative review Liwet. I can tell you really took the time and effort to give us the best review possible. A couple observations: 1. Based off your review and Wanabefrank’s, I get the impression that the customer service at Cascadas is worsening. When I visited the staff was almost uniformly friendly and quick to meet my requests, with or without tip. I’m curious if what I experienced was a fluke or if the service was actually better just a couple of months ago. 2. Mina sounds awful. Based off your review and others, it seems like if a girl downs her fiche real quickly that may be the #1 tell that she will be substandard upstairs. 3. You mentioned a couple of the girls were sweaty or smelled a little. You can request they shower before you start to tango. If you’re concerned of using up time you can hand them a couple of body wipes/vaginal wipes to freshen up. They should be available for purchase at a pharmacy in Tijuana. 4. For performance issues you can purchase Viagra or Cialis legally in Tijuana. I understand why you wouldn’t want to though. I never tried it myself. 5. The room floors are hard, but you could try laying down towels or a blanket on the ground. Did the hotel provide you an extra blanket or did they skimp out on that too? 6. Yeah, driving is surprisingly tiring. You’re essentially sitting in a chair, and pointing your car in the right direction, but somehow that just drains energy. A couple of questions: 1. If I may ask, why don’t you own a phone? 2. You mentioned not having sex since 2009. I think I would be half-insane if I didn’t have sex for nearly a decade. How did you do it? @ Tigerr619 I agree about the risks of doing anything bareback. I disagree that this review only provided previously known information, Like 623 mentioned the information about the girls alone is new to us. I also didn’t know separate insurance has to be purchased for my car to be covered in Mexico. Curious if anyone here has driven across the border, and if they used the free parking in Zona Norte.

I just finished reading all of joe13257’s reviews, and now I have a picture in my head of a perennially disappointed strip club patron, cursed to wander the world in search of that elusive quality strip club experience. Each trip a bigger let down than the last, and all of his reviews will end with, “At least the music was good....”

@ Tigerr619 You mentioned you are a professional boxer who has competed against World Champions. I understand not wanting to give away your identity, but could you list just a couple of names that you have faced off against? Was this how you made your millions? I look forward to reading your trip report on Colombia.

@ TFP & Wanabefrank Aw, you guys are making me blush! Ha ha! In all seriousness, these reviews are excellent and definitely belong in the same sentence as any of my reviews. Honestly, there are quite a few people who probably prefer your more concise reviews and they are still quite descriptive. Some guys like going from Point A to Point B in a straight line. Some guys like the scenic route. Some guys like a little bit of both. Apples and oranges, my friend.

Fantastic review, and I'm glad you had a fantastic time. What was up with the hotel staff though? Seems like you got poor service, poor attitudes, strict time enforcement, and multiple interruptions. Did they all get pay cuts recently or something? I'm curious about your Shirley and if she is the same person as my Shirley. Your Shirley sounds like she had natural D's, while my Shirley definitely had implants. Your Shirley also drank her ficha real quick. Usually that's a red flag that she's a shark and she won't be as great upstairs as she seems in the club. My Shirley, on the other hand, was a really affectionate and fun provider who took her time. Something I do like is that many of the girl's like Lora have an exit strategy. They're not just there to fund a drug habit, though sadly some do, but because there are few other options to raise the funds to make a better life for themselves and their family. I also like how a lot of them are open books once they're comfortable with you. They want to get to know you and vice versa. Kudos to you, man. Really great review.

2. Thank you for giving details on how to get here from the East Coast. A lot of the people on this site who visit seem to be concentrated in California or the Southwest. You bring a more unique perspective. 3. Interesting about the driver offering to take you to Rosarito. I heard you can find some good lobster down there. Another option I have learned about since coming back is Uber. Apparently Uber is pretty popular and may be even cheaper than taxi. 3. Funny about the older, drunk man you ran into. The dancers and staff are not the only interesting characters there. 4. One thing I have learned from reading your review and the comments of others is that the rooms don’t seem uniform. You got a TV remote. I did not. My locker worked, yours did not. Others have received lockers that only worked with a key, or with a code provided by the hotel. Did you ask them to fix it for you and stock the fridge? I feel like Hong Kong and Cascadas are places where the more you ask the more you receive, with a tip of course. 5. “Thinking back, maybe if I made a more forward and took initiative I would have scored 10s instead of 7-8s.” Yeah, the really good-looking ones get chased so they don’t have to approach men. When I visit next time my plan is to hone in on a girl I really like, snatch her up before someone else does, then spend some time during the fiche to gauge her personality and decide whether to spend the cash or not. Again, ask and you shall receive. Thanks for the review. Really looking forward to reading the other parts. Glad to hear your experience got better moving forward.

@ Wanabefrank Thank you for the shout out! I’m really flattered, but I’m also still a newbie in my eyes. We all can teach each other something, and a few of the people who post her are practically Tijuana fixtures as far as I’m concerned. A few comments: 1. DuoLingo. I agree with you about DuoLingo. Using it I learned some Spanish, but my comprehension outpaced my ability to speak the language. Since I came back I have tried a few other Spanish learning tools, and if Articles ever come back I would like to write one ranking them. I still consider DuoLingo overall the best FREE Spanish app. The sprite-style artwork and video game feel makes it more engaging than a dry textbook. One that I tried and really liked was Pimsleur, which focuses mainly on conversation skills, but the entire course costs a few hundred dollars to purchase. I tried checking them out for free at my library, but not only were all copies checked out but they had a waitlist at least 10-person deep. One that I really like and is pretty affordable is a website called Fluencia. Overall, it may be the best budget tool. You can also try getting a Spanish-speaking girlfriend or buddy who will help you learn the language.

Good review. Did you see her again? Good idea about learning some Spanish. It will serve you well.

"They are expected to make money for the club through drinks purchase but she said that the club does not expect the girls to make a certain quote of drink sales." In another Hong Kong review by a different poster a girl mentioned that they did have drink quotas. I think one of the girls is fibbing, and I don't think it's the one you talked to.

@ Tigerr619 You mentioned in another review that you are 29-years-old and also a millionaire. As someone who also wants to be a millionaire, would you be willing to give me some advice on how to make said millions? Also, you seem like a well-travelled guy. I have a friend who extols the virtues of places like Colombia as well. Would you be willing to make reviews for the places you have visited in Brazil and Colombia? I think a lot of us would be curious to learn more about your experiences.

@ berniebernie Was at DJV just a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday. Did not see Adriana but I think I recognize the name. Young, thing, brunette spinner, right? I know that description is super generic but I think I know who you are talking about.

Good review. We are all still learning. Let's make sure to help each other out!

Great review. To me what's most interesting about these FKK clubs is that they charge so little for sex, even compared to Tijuana. I know the upcharge may balance things out, but I feel like the living costs associated with working in a First World country would bring with it First World prices. Not to mention the girls are also paying for an entry fee.

"Nice guys don't finish last. They just don't brag about it. And in this case, finishing last can be a good thing." Great quote. Maybe a little too long for a bumper sticker, but very true.

@ TFP Ha ha! Yeah, maybe some butterflies. Everything Michael did made me crack up, but I'll always be a fan of his music.

Solid review. Sucks that those guys had to put down that Mila dancer. I don't see why some people seem to go out of their way to try and ruin someone's night. Just say no, right?

@ TFP No, I didn't get any dances. I saw a couple of cuties, but no one hot enough to compel me to pay for dances. I imagine she probably does have a harder time in general selling dances. That said, she mentioned there was one customer who loved that she was nursing a baby and asked her if he could try some breast milk. Apparently, there's also a black market for breast milk online. Hong Kong's a spoiler for sure, but I've only had experience with Hong Kong and the clubs local to this area. It's hard not to compare to Hong Kong's better vibes, better selection, and above-the-board affordable extras. You seem better travelled so I don't think it will be as much of a night-and-day experience for you. I'm pretty sure you're still going to love it though. @ Bigperrodog In the words of Michael Jackson, "Just make my dreams cum trueeeeee."

@ JAprufrock Thank you for the positive feedback. I plan on making another trip to Hong Kong before the end of this year. If I had the means I would love to visit more frequently. If I was a millionaire I would be tempted to just live there. I feel similar to you about US clubs. They still kind of have an appeal to me, but it feels like settling for a burger when you what you really crave is a steak! I hope you have a good time and leave a good review for your next visit. Hopefully, when I get out there next time I'll be able to meet up with you and the rest of the TJ crew.

@ TFP Hey man! Thanks for filling in more detail. I really must have been tired that night. I thought the BBW's name was Bailey and the spinner's name was Courtney, but I must have had them mixed up. Glad you had a great time. She seemed like a fun, friendly girl but she just wasn't my type. Yeah, those 10s get snatched up quick. Maybe the club should start handing out numbered tickets so people will get their turn. Ha ha!

@ daniel99 Thank you for the positive feedback. If you are looking for a massage plus sex it seems like NB Elite Men's Spa may meet your needs. I haven't been there personally but the reviews are positive. You can read them here: https://www.tuscl.net/listing-reviews.php?id=4345&s=1

Does this "tequila guy" actually go up to people and try to sell tequila? Yes, if possible please name names. Hong Kong is a legal brothel/strip club so it won't put the dancers or yourself in jeopardy to give the down and dirty.

Thank you for your review. Your experience was more funny than sexy.