See babes in bikinis in a laid-back atmosphere

As much as I love the sight of a naked woman (preferably with her legs spread, inches from my face), I've always enjoyed checking out chicks in bikinis.

And as you can tell from the name of this place, that's what you'll see here. No nudity, at least not on the main stages and floor. They have a VIP room, for which I was quoted a $25 entry fee. Not sure that happens there, but I wasn't interested.

I just wanted to have a few beers, take in the scenery and maybe a little contact for a tips.

I visited South Florida earlier this summer, mainly to spend a few days at Haulover Beach, a clothing optional beach a few miles north of South Beach. After spending a few hours naked in the sun, looking at some hot nude women you can't touch, you feel like having some type of interaction with a female.

I hit up an AMP my first night (there are many along Highway 826, the main drag in North Miami Beach). Got a great table shower experience and one-hour massage with happy ending from a nice-looking, young gal but left thinking it wasn't worth the price $69 – not sure how they came up with that figure, plus a $20 tip – the bitch kept insisting afterward for a $40 tip but I told her that's all the money I was carrying).