Reviews by PAWG_Patrol

Had never been to Buffalo before, but it’s one of those depressing Rust Belt towns where the factories all closed and left abandoned houses and crime in their place. I only mention this because...

Got there around 2pm. Only about 4 girls to start but closer to 10 by the time I left 3 hours later. Grabbed a seat at the front bar by the door. (There’s a front...

Pulled up just before 3pm. Uber from the Little Five Points area was about $15. Entry was $10. Light pat down. Having to descend stairs as you come in allows you a good overview...

$20 each for my friend and I to get in. Normally $10, but NYE prices. Past the doors of the small lobby, there’s an elevated stage in the center of the room. Small, semicircle shaped...

Day and night have completely different vibes at Emp’s. Did both on a Friday. Here’s how it went: DAY Best thing about day shift: No cover. Doors open at 11AM, but unless you intend on getting...

Last time I went to this club it was still called Centerfolds. I was wary Cheetah, with promises of a ‘cigar lounge’ and ‘aerial silk dancers’, would be TOO classy and fancy (see: needlessly...

Hadn’t been to Sins since early 2020, a couple months before things shut down. Decided to make the most of it and go 2 nights in a row. (Saturday, 10PM): My friend and I spent a...

Had never been to day shift at Wackos until recently. Ended up going 2 days in a row. Here are some details about those 2 afternoons: (Saturday, 3PM): My partner in crime and I walked up...

In the 2nd half of our Emperors/Lux journey (for 1st half see: “5 to 1 customer to dancer ratio” in my reviews), my friend and I pulled up to a pretty empty parking lot....

Hadn’t hit the local clubs since Feb so me and the boys decided to go for a 2fer last night: Emperor’s and Lux. Emp’s was $12 (not $10) because of a UFC fight. They usually...

My buddy and I were at Emperor’s when one of his go to girls came up to us complaining about how some new club stole most of their dancers. She said there’s drama about...

$10 each for my friend and I to get in. Was worried they’d be showing the Tyson fight and it’d be more. Chatted with the door girl about it and she said it’s no...

Rolled up just before midnight. My friend had a couple of the “free admission” cards promoters from Emp’s occasionally hand out to inebriated tourists downtown. Nice. Saved us $10 each. Forehead temp checks. Metal...

I don’t know if it’s COVID or college starting, but this joint finally has some god damn new talent. I’ve been a regular here since this place was Scores. The past 2-3 years they’ve...

This place barely gets reviewed despite its popularity. Only got reviewed once last year. Hasn’t been reviewed in 14 months. So I thought I’d do my sworn duty as a PL and drive 40...

And we’re back from COVID. The other club in town (Emperor’s) had a fire during quarantine so it may just be Temptations for a while. After reading reviews here of JAX clubs basically reopening as...

For anyone curious about the DC COVID club situation, I called Good Guys and no one ever picked up. DC was basically closed for the weekend so I had to set my sights on...

In the downtown Savannah area, there are really only 2 choices when you’re hungry for some club action: Emperor’s or Temptations. Now they both have their pros and cons, so I’ll lay those out...

I was in town for business, had a long lunch break, and saw that Goodfellas opened at 2pm. I’m always down for a little daytime club action, so I was there by 2:40 and...

Me and my buddy were freshly disappointed by Wackos and ready for a club we hadn’t been to. Sinsations is long and narrow. Red and purple lights. Mirrored walls. Small. They were only using...

It had been about 2 years since I first stepped through the hallowed halls of Wacko’s Bar & Grill. And boy, has it changed. I admired the decent dancer diversity of my 1st visit;...

Friday night. They’ve been working on renovating the parking lot for 4 months. Possibly because of this, the entrance is now in back and puts you right in front of the stage. Usually I...

Me and a couple of buddies had been hammering drinks since happy hour, so by the time our Uber driver dropped us off (like 20 mins outside Daytona) around midnight, we were blackout drunk....

My buddy and I were in Daytona for the weekend. After a great time on the rooftop bar at the Streamline Hotel (thanks to another review on here for that recommendation, btw) it was...