rickthecoconutcrab

Since I've arrived in America I keep hearing about female hairless apes that shave their pubic hair because they don't like crabs! What is up with that? I don't see...

I know that some of you hairless apes get upset about helping out those of us with no reviews, but I promise to tell you about all the hot spots...

I tried to send him the following and realized he has me on ignore! What's up with that? You're kind of a weird hairless ape. But that means you may have...