rickthecoconutcrab

My uncle fredthecrab was boiled when he was young. He escaped but was never quite the same. How many of you think freely learned to ski and started posting here?...

True story: my great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy fucked Amelia Earhart! Don’t believe me? Read the National Geographic: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/2019/08/colossal-crabs-hold-clue-amelia-earhart-fate/ What your geography magazine doesn’t tell you is that she landed on the island of the rick-crabs....