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rickthecoconutcrab
On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!
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6 yrs ago
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is skibum’s real name fred?
My uncle fredthecrab was boiled when he was young. He escaped but was never quite the same. How many of you think freely learned to ski and started posting here? It would explain a lot! Scuttle!…
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- last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)
6 yrs ago
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The truth about Amelia Earhart can finally be told!
True story: my great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy fucked Amelia Earhart! Don’t believe me? Read the National Geographic: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/2019/08/colossal-crabs-hold-clue-amelia-earhart-fate/ What your geography magazine doesn’t tell you is that she landed on the island of the rick-crabs. My great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy did was tell…
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- last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)
8 yrs ago
Front Room
Crab lives matter!
Since I've arrived in America I keep hearing about female hairless apes that shave their pubic hair because they don't like crabs! What is up with that? I don't see the connection between crab-lovin' and…
11 comments
- last 8 yrs ago (vincemichaels)
8 yrs ago
Front Room
Advice on finding hairless ape whores!
I know that some of you hairless apes get upset about helping out those of us with no reviews, but I promise to tell you about all the hot spots for sexy female crabs on…
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- last 8 yrs ago (jackslash)
8 yrs ago
Front Room
What is wrong with georgmicrodong?
I tried to send him the following and realized he has me on ignore! What's up with that? You're kind of a weird hairless ape. But that means you may have insights into the hoi polloi…
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- last 8 yrs ago (JuiceBox69)
8 yrs ago
Front Room
New Year's Resolution: become a full voting member of the council of ricks!
I've just made landfall in Africa on my way to America where I will join up with the ricks. You guys would be surprised at how exhausting it is to float in a coconut on…
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- last 8 yrs ago (Mate27)
8 yrs ago
Front Room
How about a little help!
I've heard that this is the place to make the case for membership in the council of ricks. I've been told that many council members post here. That apparently includes rickdugan, the smartest and most…
12 comments
- last 8 yrs ago (Dominic77)
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