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rickthecoconutcrab

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7 posts by rickthecoconutcrab

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is skibum’s real name fred?

My uncle fredthecrab was boiled when he was young. He escaped but was never quite the same. How many of you think freely learned to ski and started posting here? It would explain a lot! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

rickthecoconutcrab6 yrs ago 2 10

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The truth about Amelia Earhart can finally be told!

True story: my great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy fucked Amelia Earhart! Don’t believe me? Read the National Geographic: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/2019/08/colossal-crabs-hold-clue-amelia-earhart-fate/ What your geography magazine doesn’t tell you is that she landed on the island of the rick-crabs. My great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy did was tell her he’d help her if…

rickthecoconutcrab6 yrs ago 27

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Crab lives matter!

Since I've arrived in America I keep hearing about female hairless apes that shave their pubic hair because they don't like crabs! What is up with that? I don't see the connection between crab-lovin' and pubic hair. If anything, the…

rickthecoconutcrab9 yrs ago 11

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Advice on finding hairless ape whores!

I know that some of you hairless apes get upset about helping out those of us with no reviews, but I promise to tell you about all the hot spots for sexy female crabs on the Christmas Islands! I just…

rickthecoconutcrab9 yrs ago 2 3

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What is wrong with georgmicrodong?

I tried to send him the following and realized he has me on ignore! What's up with that? You're kind of a weird hairless ape. But that means you may have insights into the hoi polloi of TUSCL. Can you get these…

rickthecoconutcrab9 yrs ago 2 10

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New Year's Resolution: become a full voting member of the council of ricks!

I've just made landfall in Africa on my way to America where I will join up with the ricks. You guys would be surprised at how exhausting it is to float in a coconut on the ocean for days. Plus…

rickthecoconutcrab9 yrs ago 1 5

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How about a little help!

I've heard that this is the place to make the case for membership in the council of ricks. I've been told that many council members post here. That apparently includes rickdugan, the smartest and most kick-ass hairless ape on the…

rickthecoconutcrab9 yrs ago 1 12
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