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2 years ago
Tonight's Main Event...Customer Vs Lame Strip Club, FIGHT!Their website is down and the phone although working has a full voice mailbox and isn't taking additional messages.
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2 years ago
Tonight's Main Event...Customer Vs Lame Strip Club, FIGHT!Rumor has it The Main Event is shut down. No one knows if it is temporary or permanent.
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2 years ago
Craziest thing you've seen at the Strip ClubAgain, not a "crazy" story just a little slapstick I guess. At the club I mentioned above, the guy who timed the couch dances was an easy going dude who I believe could serve as a backup bouncer although I never saw any trouble of that sort at the club. He was more of a mediator kind of guy rather than muscle. Everyone, dancers and customers, liked him. He was probably the most popular guy in the house. I was there on a busy Friday night when the girls were celebrating his birthday. They brought him up on stage, gave him a cake, sang "Happy Birthday", and he blew out the candles after making a wish. The store bought cake was on a round, waxed piece of cardboard to prevent sticking. You can guess what happened next. As he slowly turned to walk off stage, the cake slipped off the slippery base, flew up in the air, flipped upside down, and landed icing side down on the stage. The dancers cleaned up the mess and fortunately no one fell on it that night. Feeling bad for him, I went to the grocery store and bought him another one.
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2 years ago
Craziest thing you've seen at the Strip ClubIlbbaicnl's comment got me to thinking. Maybe not the "craziest thing" but memorable. In a popular club in South Jersey (now demolished) a dancer passed out on my lap and slumped to the floor. As I tried to raise her dead weight the first person to her aid wasn't a club employee but none other than porn star/Playboy model Teri Weigel! She was that night's featured attraction but since she hadn't performed yet she wasn't allowed to solicit tips or really interact with the patrons. As I recall, she was still in street clothes and making her way to the dressing room. "Johnny on the spot" you might say. The dancers later told me that under the bright lights of the dressing room she was absolutely beautiful and very nice.
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2 years ago
OnlyFans has killed the talent level of stripclubsAnd don't discount the multitude of cam sites that don't require a subscription like MyFreeCams, Chaturbate, Cam Soda, LiveJasmin, etc. I've seen girls make insane amounts of money on those sites. I'm sure their income surpasses what they could make twirling around a pole.
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2 years ago
Your current porn favorite? Anita Blond
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2 years ago
Midget bitchesNot my cup of tea.
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2 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Who?She was in the horror movies Scream (Scream 5) and X.
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2 years ago
The Saturday night dancers were not what I was expectingThe dancer who was "the biggest, flabbiest, dancer slowly shuffling her feet on stage" sounds like a girl named Precious who used to "dance" at Les Gals in Williamstown. She literally would grasp the pole and shuffle her feet side to side as she went around the pole in a circle. That's it. Her "sister" Candy (blonde, huge bolt-ons, cute face, thick, baby doll voice) also worked there.
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2 years ago
hot looks but low mileage nude clubTucson is the home of the University of Arizona, not Arizona State University.
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2 years ago
Asian Masseuse Aims To PleaseI'm calling bullshit on this review. Elsewhere reviewers say the only woman working there is an ugly, old Asian with a bad attitude who is pushy and gives shitty massages.
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2 years ago
End of an EraI saw a picture of "Peaches" (Nancy Bard Mathis) on Facebook the other day. She DID NOT age well. Couldn't happen to a bigger cunt!
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2 years ago
A must doFun fact: I just read that WWE wrestler Damien Priest used to run this place circa 2012. His real name is Luis Martínez. https://nypost.com/2022/07/23/nyc-native-damian-priest-on-the-road-to-wwe-stardom/
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3 years ago
Probably my last visit … ever!The adjudicators complained about the lack of paragraphs in the original submission so I asked them to remove it and resubmitted an easier to read version.
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3 years ago
Bare exposures is barely worth itI worked a job with guys that also worked a 2nd job at Bare 15-20 years ago when the cover was $15. They told me if you gave them a $20 for the cover charge the bouncer would distract you with questions hoping you'd forget to ask for your $5 change. If so they would pocket the cash. They did the same with guys checking their cell phones at $3. And if a hot girl asked for a couch dance they'd tell the stripper to try to get the customer to take her clothes off too and they'd watch it on camera. A dancer (Corrine) told me about some of the weird fetishes guys had. One was into drinking a girl's pee. So they went into the VIP room with a champagne glass, she slipped out to go to the ladies' room, peed in the glass, and fed it back to the guy for $100 a sip. She also said guys would get turned on by having her spit into their mouths. But I'm sure this isn't unusual in some clubs. I've heard worse.
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3 years ago
so some close friends of mine...Why did Les Gals close? I passed by it the other day and it was covered with graffiti, signage was smashed, and looks like it hadn't seen even the shadow of a homeless person.
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3 years ago
Three spinners!This guy is an adjudicator who critiques the reviews of others.
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4 years ago
Just skip itIt's my understanding that there is a $10 cover AND two drink minimum EVERY day & night for these "top shelf" dancers in the sticks. Are they crazy?