tuscl

Comments by Yusuke305

  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Rub maps
    I think it's like 15 bucks, but tbh I rather spend my money on te risk of it being shitty or not than 2 or 3 reviews. Plus, I've always wanted a Asian massage so I guess I'll kill two birds with one stone.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Rub maps
    Pay for it and I'll do it
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    So who else hates the new look TUSCL?
    Seems to work fine and looks more organized and more elegant than before. Only complain I have is that there's no more free passes for pt's
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    goosman
    On A Booty Hunt
    One of my favorite clubs, now has a reggaeton song/video dedicated to it
    Is this booby traps in Doral? Next week I might go over there to celebrate my birthday
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Have a Few Questions About Strip Clubbing
    1 & 2, I usually just stop talking to the girl or tell her I need to use the restroom if I want her to fuck off. The mentality that I always use is this "these girls are nothing more than my sex toys and my entertainment. Nothing more and nothing less and they think of me as a walking ATM." this mentality really helps out when deciding on wether to be a dick or not. 3. Not really lol but I do stay until I feel fully satisfied. Also, to avoid going over my budget I just bring my I.D and a money clip with the money I'm willing to spend, my wallet stays in the car lol. 4. That's a pretty good question, I'm pretty tough to get money from. I'm very picky with my girls, but I never stand by the stage lol. 5. My choice of drink is "blue Long Island." However, if I pre gamed I usually get a couple of "heinikens" so I don't pass out. 6. I don't feel happy in strip clubs. Mainly because I always go with close friends and we always seem to have a good time and we tend to bond more. I'm sure that 40-50 years from now I'm going to be looking back at these days and call it some of my best times of my life... even though I always left broke
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Which porn star would you fuck?
    Yeah if I were to go Asian I would go with hitomi tanaka or Fuko (aka p-chan)
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    IG and Mail Ordering a Slut to your Location
    If you got the money for it I say why not? Although, always skype before hand.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Why do strippers have so many tattoos?
    **fat ass
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Why do strippers have so many tattoos?
    A white blonde with blue eyes, tattoos, and a fat will take all of my money in one night lol
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Which porn star would you fuck?
    I would say Gianna Michaels, but her pussy hairy as fuck. Huge turn off for me lol
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Which porn star would you fuck?
    Teenage me would have said Angelina Castro, but once I started going to strip clubs I noticed that every Cuban stripper Here in Miami looks like her
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Which porn star would you fuck?
    Well I remember their names in case I want to see other videos of them. @estafador something about a milf/cougar with huge tits is awesome to me
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Why pt's free pass?
    Makes sense, I know that playmates has a free pass in their website, but you have to print out the pass. Fucking retarded but whatever.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Estafador
    BIG APPLE
    Fuck a porn star or hit the strip club?
    If she's one of the porn stars you've always wanted to fuck then do it. However, $140 seems pretty low, did she tell you $140 when you Skyped her? Also, fair warning, I've heard from numerious people that she's a total cunt. She thinks she's bigger than she is. She came to my city once for a baseball game and everyone wanted a picture with her and kept giving a attitude. Then a over weight guy asked for a pic and she said "ew with you? Hell no" fuck this lousy bitch. If you do fuck her make sure to fuck her to the point that she realizes that she's nothing more than a high priced skank.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Avatar?
    Turns out i can't change my avatar using my phone lol only computer.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    No tip parade
    Yeah, ignoring them doesn't work lol they literally beg and beg until you give them a dollar or get all up in your face. One of my friends even got flipped off once. It's annoying as fuck having to deal with it.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    No tip parade
    Hmm been wanting to check Scarlett's out. How much is the entrance?
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Don't bother unless you go v.i.p
    A previous time when I went to this club (about a year ago) I went with a buddy and he did V.I.P. However, they only charged him $200 bucks in total. It was during a weekday though and it was a pretty slow night compared to this night that I went. He even got a beer afterwards lol. Yeah the drink part really got me heated mainly because my drink was nowhere near where she was at, but she was so desperate to run her tip parade that she hit my table and knocked my drink over. The part that really pissed me off was that there was no apology or nothing. She just pretended as if nothing happened and bucked it. Lousy bitch lol
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Club seems in decline
    It's pretty odd that on a Saturday it was empty. This is pretty much my go to strip club since tuscl gives away free passes (I think they took it out now though
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Crappy service and it's all a hustle.
    Looks like we got some playmate fanboys/girls. You guys probably for this club, but to answer all the questions. Going to this club was a in the moment type thing so he used the atm there cause he had no cash. I personally don't mind having to pay cover, but don't force me to buy a drink, that's just stupid. One or the other, also, if you have a coupon that saids "show this coupon and no cover" it shouldn't matter if you're coupon is printed or on your phone. In addition , I had about $100 bucks to blow and so did my cousin. However, we wanted to blow it on woman not drinks that's why it's called a strip club.