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Cheaters
Cocoa Beach, FL
It was midnight or just before and admission was $10. I tipped a buck. The last visit was maybe, damn it, 5 years ago. The interior hasn't changed much since then, except perhaps the lighting…
SmellyPooper· 1 yr ago 1Dixie's Gentlemen's Club
DeLand, FL
Another trademark overdue review. Oops. Many months ago, I was in the general vicinity but at least an hour away. I don't recommend making the trip if you're that far but I figured I'd give…
SmellyPooper· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 1 3Sinsations
Jacksonville, FL
So I went back on another Tuesday after midnight trying to find my new atf here. No such luck. Even asking about her based on description, home town, even her real name because I couldn’t…
SmellyPooper· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 2 1Sinsations
Jacksonville, FL
So this review is a couple months late. I had been hoping to make an afternoon visit but it wasn't in the cards. By the time my schedule cleared it was late so I almost didn't…
SmellyPooper· 8 yrs ago 2Dixie's Gentlemen's Club
DeLand, FL
Another 2 month overdue review. Guilty as charged. A wet and miserable Saturday afternoon found me looking to GTFOff the road for a few minutes. I remembered that I owed this spot another chance so I…
SmellyPooper· 8 yrs agoVixens Ybor Strip
Tampa, FL
Arrive around 2230 & used the coupon from the website to get in for $5. Tipped the young lady at the counter. She gave a quick rundown of the no booze and must by a…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs agolast: 9 yrs ago 4 2Follies
Atlanta, GA
Arrived about 1245 and the valet parking stand was already out. Asked and was permitted to self-park for $10. No cover but tipped at the door. Door girl's pat down was quick, efficient, and uninspiring. Had to…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs agolast: 9 yrs ago 1 3Dixie's Gentlemen's Club
DeLand, FL
Arrived approximately 2000 on a Friday, paid $12 cover IIRC. Place was pretty busy and finding a place to sit at the bar wasn't easy. Even the pool tables and surrounding space were occupied. Don't…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs ago 1Sinsations
Jacksonville, FL
Another sadly overdue mission report. Had been hoping to make time for another visit when I got assigned to the area for a few days unexpectedly. Managed to arrive around 1730. I might have counted 10…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs ago 1Follies
Atlanta, GA
This review is far later than it should be. Mea culpa. My last two visits to Follies have been utterly disappointing. Previously, I reviewed a Monday afternoon visit when I spent way too much time and…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs agolast: 9 yrs ago 6Sinsations
Jacksonville, FL
Hadn't been here in a while and the visit to another place closer to the mouse house just left me looking for more. Arrived maybe 1545. $5 cover, $5 bottled water. Another $5 would have…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs agolast: 9 yrs ago 1 3Dixie's Gentlemen's Club
DeLand, FL
This review covers two brief visits - a Sunday night and the afternoon of the next day. On a Sunday night, I struck out at that club near the beach but I remembered this one wasn't…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs agoBottom's Up Club
New Smyrna Beach, FL
Stumbled upon some reviews of this place, so it seemed like a no-brainer to at least stop by while I was in the neighborhood on a Wednesday afternoon. At the door, the guy on…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs ago 2Follies
Atlanta, GA
I had somewhere to be but was in the Follies neighborhood around 11:30AM, so ... aw, fuck it. Grabbed a parking spot in the shade before the valet. No cover but got a cursory…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs agolast: 9 yrs ago 1 1Bottoms Up
Louisville, KY
A wise marionette once said, "There's three kinds of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes." I'd had a long, hard week of dealing with the 1st & 3rd, and I really needed…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs agolast: 9 yrs ago 1 1Body Language
Louisville, KY
Topless clubs are okay, but Smelly is all about the kitty. I'd read this and that about new laws, but I figured I didn't have anything to lose for trying some of these clubs…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs agoDanzer's Show Club
Lafayette, IN
It had taken much too long to get from point A to nowhere near point B so I opted to get out of the rat race for a few minutes and enjoy some "scenery."…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs ago 1Sirens Day & Night Club
Fort Wayne, IN
Wanted to unwind a bit, so I checked TUSCL while passing through Ft. Wayne and decided this was my best option at that moment. Just a few minutes off the Interstate, and the area…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs ago 1Crazy Horse III (CH3)
Las Vegas, NV
Not big on topless clubs but had an itch to see boobs before I had to leave. Tried the BIG magazine-related club near me, but they said they didn’t open until later in the…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs ago 2Palomino
North Las Vegas, NV
After cutting losses at LDs, I decided to try everybody’s favorite - Palomino. Only previous visit was many years ago and I left unimpressed. Decided to try again rather than give up on…
SmellyPooper· 9 yrs ago 1Little Darlings Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
Put a Fork in it - This Place is Done! DO NOT BOTHER. MANAGEMENT IS LETTING THIS PLACE GO TO HELL. Against my better judgement, I gave this place another chance on a recent trip to Vegas.…
SmellyPooper· 10 yrs agolast: 9 yrs ago 1 2
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