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SmellyPooper
California
Reviews by SmellyPooper
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published 9 mos ago
Cheaters
5450 N Atlantic Ave. Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Nice visit as expected
It was midnight or just before and admission was $10. I tipped a buck. The last visit was maybe, damn it, 5 years ago. The interior hasn't changed much since then, except perhaps the lighting…
published 6 yrs ago
Dixie's Gentlemen's Club
3705 N. US Hwy 17 Deland, FL 32720
Close but no cigar
Another trademark overdue review. Oops. Many months ago, I was in the general vicinity but at least an hour away. I don't recommend making the trip if you're that far but I figured I'd give…
published 7 yrs ago
Sinsations
2560 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207
Can’t complain
So I went back on another Tuesday after midnight trying to find my new atf here. No such luck. Even asking about her based on description, home town, even her real name because I couldn’t…
published 8 yrs ago
Sinsations
2560 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207
Unexpected Treat
So this review is a couple months late. I had been hoping to make an afternoon visit but it wasn't in the cards. By the time my schedule cleared it was late so I almost didn't…
published 8 yrs ago
Dixie's Gentlemen's Club
3705 N. US Hwy 17 Deland, FL 32720
Wasted Trip
Another 2 month overdue review. Guilty as charged. A wet and miserable Saturday afternoon found me looking to GTFOff the road for a few minutes. I remembered that I owed this spot another chance so I…
published 8 yrs ago
Vixens Ybor Strip
3819 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605
Started Ok then CHECK PLEASE!
Arrive around 2230 & used the coupon from the website to get in for $5. Tipped the young lady at the counter. She gave a quick rundown of the no booze and must by a…
published 8 yrs ago
Follies
4075 Buford Hwy NE Atlanta, GA 30345
Somewhat Better Experience Than the Last Time
Arrived about 1245 and the valet parking stand was already out. Asked and was permitted to self-park for $10. No cover but tipped at the door. Door girl's pat down was quick, efficient, and uninspiring. Had to…
published 8 yrs ago
Dixie's Gentlemen's Club
3705 N. US Hwy 17 Deland, FL 32720
Should have aborted mission sooner.
Arrived approximately 2000 on a Friday, paid $12 cover IIRC. Place was pretty busy and finding a place to sit at the bar wasn't easy. Even the pool tables and surrounding space were occupied. Don't…
published 8 yrs ago
Sinsations
2560 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207
Mission Accomplished
Another sadly overdue mission report. Had been hoping to make time for another visit when I got assigned to the area for a few days unexpectedly. Managed to arrive around 1730. I might have counted 10…
published 8 yrs ago
Follies
4075 Buford Hwy NE Atlanta, GA 30345
What's wrong?
This review is far later than it should be. Mea culpa. My last two visits to Follies have been utterly disappointing. Previously, I reviewed a Monday afternoon visit when I spent way too much time and…
published 9 yrs ago
Sinsations
2560 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207
Worth another try
Hadn't been here in a while and the visit to another place closer to the mouse house just left me looking for more. Arrived maybe 1545. $5 cover, $5 bottled water. Another $5 would have…
published 9 yrs ago
Dixie's Gentlemen's Club
3705 N. US Hwy 17 Deland, FL 32720
Odd Sunday, Chill Monday
This review covers two brief visits - a Sunday night and the afternoon of the next day. On a Sunday night, I struck out at that club near the beach but I remembered this one wasn't…
published 9 yrs ago
Bottom's Up Club
2520 N Dixie Fwy New Smyrna Beach, FL 32168
Worth another try sometime
Stumbled upon some reviews of this place, so it seemed like a no-brainer to at least stop by while I was in the neighborhood on a Wednesday afternoon. At the door, the guy on…
published 9 yrs ago
Follies
4075 Buford Hwy NE Atlanta, GA 30345
A rare miss a Follies
I had somewhere to be but was in the Follies neighborhood around 11:30AM, so ... aw, fuck it. Grabbed a parking spot in the shade before the valet. No cover but got a cursory…
published 9 yrs ago
Bottoms Up
2515 KY-1931, Louisville, KY 40208, USA
WTF just happened?
A wise marionette once said, "There's three kinds of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes." I'd had a long, hard week of dealing with the 1st & 3rd, and I really needed…
published 9 yrs ago
Body Language
3212 S 7th St Louisville, KY 40216
Is "argue with the only customer" really good business?
Topless clubs are okay, but Smelly is all about the kitty. I'd read this and that about new laws, but I figured I didn't have anything to lose for trying some of these clubs…
published 9 yrs ago
Danzer's Show Club
3481 McCarty Ln Lafayette, IN 47905
A nice diversion
It had taken much too long to get from point A to nowhere near point B so I opted to get out of the rat race for a few minutes and enjoy some "scenery."…
published 9 yrs ago
Sirens Day & Night Club
1525 Production Rd Fort Wayne, IN 46808
Nothing special
Wanted to unwind a bit, so I checked TUSCL while passing through Ft. Wayne and decided this was my best option at that moment. Just a few minutes off the Interstate, and the area…
published 9 yrs ago
Crazy Horse III (CH3)
3525 W Russell Rd Las Vegas, NV 89118
Meh. Saw a decent set of boobs.
Not big on topless clubs but had an itch to see boobs before I had to leave. Tried the BIG magazine-related club near me, but they said they didn’t open until later in the…
published 9 yrs ago
Palomino
1848 Las Vegas Blvd N North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Better than LDs, much better than years ago
After cutting losses at LDs, I decided to try everybody’s favorite - Palomino. Only previous visit was many years ago and I left unimpressed. Decided to try again rather than give up on…
published 9 yrs ago
Little Darlings
1514 Western Ave Las Vegas, NV 89102
Put a Fork in it - This Place is Done!
Put a Fork in it - This Place is Done! DO NOT BOTHER. MANAGEMENT IS LETTING THIS PLACE GO TO HELL. Against my better judgement, I gave this place another chance on a recent trip to Vegas.…