SmellyPooper

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Reviews by SmellyPooper

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  5 years ago
  Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

  DeLand, Florida
  Close but no cigar

  Another trademark overdue review. Oops. Many months ago, I was in the general vicinity but at least an hour away. I don't recommend making the trip if you're that far but I figured I'd...
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  6 years ago
  Sinsations

  Jacksonville, Florida
  Can’t complain

  So I went back on another Tuesday after midnight trying to find my new atf here. No such luck. Even asking about her based on description, home town, even her real name because I...
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  6 years ago

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  Nudge
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  7 years ago
  Sinsations

  Jacksonville, Florida
  Unexpected Treat

  So this review is a couple months late. I had been hoping to make an afternoon visit but it wasn't in the cards. By the time my schedule cleared it was late so I almost...
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  7 years ago
  Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

  DeLand, Florida
  Wasted Trip

  Another 2 month overdue review. Guilty as charged. A wet and miserable Saturday afternoon found me looking to GTFOff the road for a few minutes. I remembered that I owed this spot another chance so...
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  7 years ago
  Scarlett's Ybor Strip

  Tampa, Florida
  Started Ok then CHECK PLEASE!

  Arrive around 2230 & used the coupon from the website to get in for $5. Tipped the young lady at the counter. She gave a quick rundown of the no booze and must by...
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  7 years ago

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  SmellyPooper
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  7 years ago
  Follies

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Somewhat Better Experience Than the Last Time

  Arrived about 1245 and the valet parking stand was already out. Asked and was permitted to self-park for $10. No cover but tipped at the door. Door girl's pat down was quick, efficient, and uninspiring. Had...
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  7 years ago

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  Rod8432
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  7 years ago
  Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

  DeLand, Florida
  Should have aborted mission sooner.

  Arrived approximately 2000 on a Friday, paid $12 cover IIRC. Place was pretty busy and finding a place to sit at the bar wasn't easy. Even the pool tables and surrounding space were occupied....
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  7 years ago
  Sinsations

  Jacksonville, Florida
  Mission Accomplished

  Another sadly overdue mission report. Had been hoping to make time for another visit when I got assigned to the area for a few days unexpectedly. Managed to arrive around 1730. I might have counted...
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  8 years ago
  Follies

  Atlanta, Georgia
  What's wrong?

  This review is far later than it should be. Mea culpa. My last two visits to Follies have been utterly disappointing. Previously, I reviewed a Monday afternoon visit when I spent way too much time...
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  8 years ago

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  joc13
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  8 years ago
  Sinsations

  Jacksonville, Florida
  Worth another try

  Hadn't been here in a while and the visit to another place closer to the mouse house just left me looking for more. Arrived maybe 1545. $5 cover, $5 bottled water. Another $5 would...
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  8 years ago

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  SmellyPooper
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  8 years ago
  Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

  DeLand, Florida
  Odd Sunday, Chill Monday

  This review covers two brief visits - a Sunday night and the afternoon of the next day. On a Sunday night, I struck out at that club near the beach but I remembered this one...
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  8 years ago
  Bottom's Up Club

  New Smyrna Beach, Florida
  Worth another try sometime

  Stumbled upon some reviews of this place, so it seemed like a no-brainer to at least stop by while I was in the neighborhood on a Wednesday afternoon. At the door, the guy...
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  8 years ago
  Follies

  Atlanta, Georgia
  A rare miss a Follies

  I had somewhere to be but was in the Follies neighborhood around 11:30AM, so ... aw, fuck it. Grabbed a parking spot in the shade before the valet. No cover but got a...
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  8 years ago

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  VeryBigDawg
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  8 years ago
  Bottoms Up

  Louisville, Kentucky
  WTF just happened?

  A wise marionette once said, "There's three kinds of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes." I'd had a long, hard week of dealing with the 1st & 3rd, and I really...
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  8 years ago

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  pallydun
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  8 years ago
  Body Language

  Louisville, Kentucky
  Is "argue with the only customer" really good business?

  Topless clubs are okay, but Smelly is all about the kitty. I'd read this and that about new laws, but I figured I didn't have anything to lose for trying some of these...
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  8 years ago
  Danzer's Show Club

  Lafayette, Indiana
  A nice diversion

  It had taken much too long to get from point A to nowhere near point B so I opted to get out of the rat race for a few minutes and enjoy some "scenery."...
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  8 years ago
  Sirens Day & Night Club

  Fort Wayne, Indiana
  Nothing special

  Wanted to unwind a bit, so I checked TUSCL while passing through Ft. Wayne and decided this was my best option at that moment. Just a few minutes off the Interstate, and the...
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  8 years ago
  Crazy Horse III (CH3)

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  Meh. Saw a decent set of boobs.

  Not big on topless clubs but had an itch to see boobs before I had to leave. Tried the BIG magazine-related club near me, but they said they didn’t open until later in...
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  8 years ago
  Palomino

  North Las Vegas, Nevada
  Better than LDs, much better than years ago

  After cutting losses at LDs, I decided to try everybody’s favorite - Palomino. Only previous visit was many years ago and I left unimpressed. Decided to try again rather than give up...
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  8 years ago
  Little Darlings

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  Put a Fork in it - This Place is Done!

  Put a Fork in it - This Place is Done! DO NOT BOTHER. MANAGEMENT IS LETTING THIS PLACE GO TO HELL. Against my better judgement, I gave this place another chance on a recent trip to...
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  8 years ago

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  SmellyPooper