SmellyPooper

Wow, the tone around here has changed. Prices have been reflected in earlier reviews, but a 15 min dance was in the $100-125 range plus/ tip. Non-alcoholic drink (I was driving) was something like $2.25, encouraging a tip of 75¢.

"You're pretty smart." After asking her to wait for next song to start first lap dance and then to let me know when each new dance started. "You've got a [nice/good/sexy] voice." Prerequisite for the job. "No! It's gorgeous the way it is." From a hairdresser by day/bachelor-party stripper by night, after a comment that I was planning to dye my silvering hair due to professional concerns. Of course, that one may have been just SS. Maybe not. Don't care. I liked hearing it.

lmfao who painted the 1st 15 chapels?

Although its a longer drive with more traffic, several Tampa clubs are much more reliable than those in Cocoa Beach. And if you want your car washed, Orlando has a couple of bikini car washes that do a damn fine job. If you go to the on on 436 near Full Sail, they have night hours on the weekends where they wash your ride for free and you just tip the girls. (Don't be an asshat. TIP THE GIRLS!) They wear bikinis so you dont see as much as the pasties clubs but they dancing they do while washing your ride is about as good as any other O-town air dance. Haha.

Haha. I'll plead the 5th on that.