Worth another try

Hadn't been here in a while and the visit to another place closer to the mouse house just left me looking for more. Arrived maybe 1545. $5 cover, $5 bottled water. Another $5 would have gotten bartender to go topless, but she didn't interest me physically despite seeming nice. No one on stage. A seriously not my type dancer joined me at the bar, introduced herself, told me the names of the other three girls, asked if she could send one over when she determined I wasn't interested in her. Thanked her but said I wasn't sure yet.

A few minutes later, a gem of a young lady joined me. Not either of the blondes I had my eye on but whatever. She was skinny and turned out to have like zero boobage but still wasnt bad. Shed'd worked at Wackos before (haven't they all?) and said enough of the right things that I said "sure" when she asked about privates. 2nd row - yes! But, then we stopped about 1/2 way down instead of going to the last seat. Oh well. She knew how to up the mileage just before the end of a song, so I stayed for 3. Got full fiv during #2 & 3. But third I'd been UTPL groped and brought out to play, but I knew I wasn't finishing this day. Got 3 songs, tipped value of a 4th which seemed to make her really happy. Hope if I see her next time she'll remember I tip well and I'll get a little more mileage.