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34 reviews by JAprufrock

Allure

Mississauga, ON

Better than your typical strip club

Some prefer strip clubs, I like massage spas. You know the price and there's no upselling for extras (at least there isn't at Allure). The ladies for the most part are hot. You're not in…

3 yrs ago5

Allure

Mississauga, ON

Kimmy is my all-time favorite

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Allure is by far my favorite massage establishment, really the only one I frequent since discovering it in August 2017. Have been there 25 times (I like to keep track) and have seen 19 different…

3 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

The good, the bad, and no uglies

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Made my sixth annual trip to TJ and HK a couple of weeks ago, and once again enjoyed a four-day sextravaganza with hot Latina women half my age who were gracious enough to share their…

3 yrs ago4

Allure

Mississauga, ON

Not your father's massage place

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

When I started mongering in the late '80s, I'd occasionally hit up an Asian spa in the metro Detroit area. The price was usually $30 for 30 minutes and that included the happy ending. Some…

3 yrs ago10

Allure

Mississauga, ON

The mileage is low, but the sensuality is high

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

It was because of TUSCL that I discovered Allure more than five years ago, and I'll always be appreciative for that. This low-mileage erotic body rub parlor has been one of my favorite passion destinations,…

4 yrs ago1

Allure

Mississauga, ON

Long overdue visits to one of my favorite haunts

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

After an 17-month hiatus due to the pandemic, I made a few trips to one of my favorite mongering haunts after the U.S.-Canada border opened in August. For those who enjoy the relaxed atmosphere and…

4 yrs ago4

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Hit 4 for 4 but should have had more plate appearances

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

After 18 months of basically being confined at home due to the pandemic, I ventured back to TJ and one of my favorite places on earth, the Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club, last month (Aug. 14-17)…

4 yrs ago8

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

I didn't get off and I loved every minute of it

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I booked a flight to San Diego in November, eagerly awaiting my fourth annual trip to TJ and HK in February. But as the date neared, my anticipation waned for some strange reason. As much…

6 yrs ago10

Allure

Mississauga, ON

A great time with East Indian beauty Jasmine

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

The Greater Toronto Area is a hotbed of diversity for hobbyists who are international lovers. The many larger escort agencies and body rub parlors employ, in addition to white blonde, brunette and redhead gals, Latins,…

6 yrs ago3

Allure

Mississauga, ON

A memorable experience with gorgeous Mariah

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

The Greater Toronto Area is a highly underrated mongering destination. I would recommend spending a few days there, especially if you're within driving distance, like me. Had a chance to get away for the weekend and…

6 yrs ago10

Allure

Mississauga, ON

Farrah is my go-to gal at my go-to place

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

One of the great things about this hobby is the opportunity to experience many different women. There is always a sense of anticipation and excitement when you see someone new, wondering what pleasures await. There's also…

6 yrs ago

Allure

Mississauga, ON

Sensuality over sexuality with Heather

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Decided to get away for a weekend recently to the Greater Toronto Area, about a three-hour drive, my only opportunity the next several months to head to Allure, where I'd been three times before (saw…

7 yrs ago1

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Interactive shaving cream shows are a sight to behold

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

When I joined TUSCL three years ago, I noticed one of the highest-rated clubs was a place called Hong Kong in Tijuana. I had never heard of it, but I was a novice PL, looking…

7 yrs ago7

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

The most beautiful woman I've ever been with

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I take pride in my appearance. I'm in good shape from working out regularly. I'm well-groomed and dress reasonably well. But I'm also in my early 50s, and while I'm fairly secure financially, I'm not…

7 yrs ago6

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Feeling like a man again and why DATY knows best

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I love performing oral sex on a woman. Due to my marriage issues and subsequent break-up, followed by a few years of inactivity due to misery and mass confusion about life in general, it…

7 yrs ago9

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

That moment you realize SCing isn't for you

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Made the four-hour drive to the Greater Toronto area for a couple of days in August for a little break and had my trip planned out. Go to Allure (massage) the first night and a…

7 yrs ago

Allure

Mississauga, ON

The best girlfriend experience of my mongering life

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

For several months I was looking forward to my five-day trip to Tijuana, where I planned on hitting the incomparable Club Hong Kong for the third time in less than two years while also checking…

7 yrs ago2

Bikini Bar

Miami Beach, FL

See babes in bikinis in a laid-back atmosphere

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

As much as I love the sight of a naked woman (preferably with her legs spread, inches from my face), I've always enjoyed checking out chicks in bikinis. And as you can tell from the name…

7 yrs ago2

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, MI

Here's to curvaceous women and cold beer on a Friday night

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

My taste in women has evolved over the years, particularly the past 10-12 years. As a teenager and well into my adult years I preferred slim women. Any girl with even a few extra pounds, chunky…

8 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Take That For Daty, But Don't Fall For Her

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

So many beautiful girls, most of them eager to shower you with attention for the right price, some of them willing to treat you like a king if you reach far enough into your wallet. Where…

8 yrs ago15

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

This paradise will never get old

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

So I'm standing there, in front of a beautiful, young and naked Mexican gal covered in shaving cream with her legs spread on a stage. I'm playing with her pussy for a dollar while she's…

8 yrs ago15

Riverport Tavern

Sarnia, ON

Attempt to recapture my youth

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Sometimes you just want to go back in time, when life was simpler. When you were young and carefree, had few responsibilities and your whole life was in front of you, with much promise of…

8 yrs ago

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, MI

Came for the scenery, stayed for the food

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

A recent business trip did not afford me the time and opportunity to hit a strip club. When I returned, I had some per diem burning a hole in my pocket and the urge to…

8 yrs ago1

Allure

Mississauga, ON

A happy ending to a glorious experience

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I learned about Allure on TUSCL and decided to take the four-hour drive to Toronto and spend a weekend in mid-August, checking out this place one of the nights. Other than hitting a local AMP in…

8 yrs ago1

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, ON

A relaxing atmosphere despite pushy dancer

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Was driving back from Toronto following a business trip and on a whim, stopped at Cheetah’s before crossing the border. Kind of felt nostalgic, since I had been there once before in the late '90s,…

8 yrs ago