Comments by mikeym

Nearby mons venus was kind of famous. This piece of worthless shit is more infamous for being a rip off tourist trap full of robs and problems such as dancer arrested by FBI for crimes against child, sick dancer dying, large amount of covid illnesses, and termite problems. Minnow rejects over 90% of reviews but did not reject this review and has spent over a decade only writing reviews for this dump and advertising for this dump so it is what it is... corny DJ insulting you for being you a stupid piece of shit and wasting $25 for entry fee, $10 for water, $6 for bouncers to watch your get air dances and potentially emasculate you by putting a dick in your butt if you don't tip the bathroom troll or throwing you in the dumpster with the vomit from the nearby bar or syphilis stained garbage from the one star motel.

This club and minnow should be removed permanently as they are both club ads and multiple made up ids for waste of money, waste of space tourist trap.

mincow fetish for clubs that do not have alcohol and have security people whose fucking balls he can suck dry

There is an upstairs lounge for smoking.

Management and minnow burner accounts hard at work pumping out club ads for the waste of space ROB ridden tourist trap. smh

You bend over to pick up dollar bills from the floor and are in search of a reward? Some drunk dude will probably stick his dick up your ass when you're bending over.

He works for the tourist trap. Waste of time, waste of money.

You are a one review turd who is likely the whore Klownhaus wife. Minnow is part of the cancer with Klownhaus, Todd, and Melissa. The shithead crud has placed club ads and tried to dupe others into losing their life at this shit hole tourist trap for years. It also makes up false ids to post reviews and pretend that it has friends who might like to pay $60 to park, pay admission, and get a non-alcoholic soda or water. And then no dancers on stage but fart ass Melissa or one of the fat piece of crud bouncers get on stage. And then krusty the klown DJ begs for tips with the flab belly smelly waitress begging for tips. Then $6 to a fat turd bouncer who wont shut the hell up and will look at your on camera for you to pay $50 to a might as well be in dumpster bitch who starts in the middle of the song and gives you a 2 minute air dance. Rot in hell any prick who steps foot or give then even one dollar. Maybe pudding fingers will figure it out and stop his crusade on the mouse and instead do everyone a favor and stick a fork in this ROB scam ROB scam ROB scam tourist trap shit hole. You will rot in hell for shilling for this shit hole.

Shitty tourist trap that fleeces customer and uses tuscl to post fake advertisements through minnow and a club employee who creates false reviews. TLDR You will pay $30 to enter. Then pay $10 for a water at the juice bar. Ouch $40 for a small shit hole tourist trap. Then the bouncers will likely violate you. Then you are a video taped once in the club. Probably so they can do a financial crime against you. Minnow or the club employee forgot to mention the dancer that did sex crimes against a minor or the dancer who died or how the club spread covid. Then the annoying DJ and the uncomfortable stools. The krusty the klown DJ and flabby stomach smelly waitress will beg for tips like the shit of the universe that they are. Then the dancer will beg for a shit air dance. You pay $6 to the piece of shit bouncer who wont shut his ugly fat ass and will look at you at the video camera. Dont dare touch the dancer. $50 for a single dance. The bitch will start in the middle of the song. And then the bouncer will toss you into the dumpster outside with the vomit from the Mexican food. I hope everyone who steps inside this shit hole and their relatives get hell, prison, and a shit life. You are a worthless scum of the universe. Pudding fingers will never be president because he didnt shut this tourist shit hole down. This is the hell hole of the universe and you will be punished for trying to fleece anyone to lose their soul by stepping foot into this piece of shit.

Piece of crap tourist trap promoter will hopefully eat shit and f off

This shit hole is a tourist trap that should be closed down for fleecing anyone and everyone who steps in. Minnow is the promoter of the shit hole. He has been advertising for this shit hole for over ten years. The poster (janitor who spent over $1000) is made up to post this and is not a real customer. Minnow makes up handles and posts fake reviews and then interacts with the fake reviewer.

Who wants to go to a club to be video taped and stalked by bouncers? You will be video taped from the second you step into said shit hole. Then the bouncers will be up your hole the whole trip. So if youre gay and want to be the lady in a male male relationship like minnnow, the club employee who has posted club ads for ten years. Even if you see a pretty one and most of them are ugly dogs with caked on makeup posing for the cameras since they know they are being video taped like pornees who are fifteen years past their prime, you will be charged $50 for a single dance and pay $6 to a bouncer who will patrol your movements during the air dance on a video camera. The big fat turd might even yell at you and the dancer during the two minute air dance. And yes two minutes if you are lucky because at this crap hole, they start dances in the middle of the song and short change you time if you get a timed dance. And you know you could complain to the bouncer who you paid $30 to enter the place and paid $6 to watch your air dance, But guess what will happen? You will wind up licking the syphilis phlegm from the bottom of the dumpster while a bum with the zero credibility of the sludge stained dumpster prick advertises to visit this tourist dump.

Dont bother with this shit hole mets86. You wont have any fun with the ROBs and are more likely to be tossed by the bouncers into the dumpster with the three day old Mexican food from the nearby restaurant. This asshole works for the club and only posts about this club for over ten years. Will have your soul crushed like John McNamara leaving Buckner in to f the Red Sox and you will be sucking the syphilis phlegm from the bottom of the dumpster. It is a tourist trap with $30 cover, $10 bottle water, no alcohol or smokes, $56 basic air dances, in which the below par looking dancer starts in the middle of the song, and heavily patrolled by bouncers and cameras.

Similar to samella and scrub, I and others have had terrible experiences at this shit hole and will never return. $30 cover, $50 dances and start in the middle of the song, aggressive bouncers who feel a need to rough up customers, repeated ROBS, and many other issues. OP is a level 4 cancer on Tuscl who seems to work for the tourist trap and only posts about it. Should change its tagline from any place that interests to club shill who desertscrub warned you about.

If you look at this fellow's posting history, it seems like minwow works for the club and has been posting club ads for only this tourist trap for a decade. He seems to be a paid shill. In his advertisement of bloated prices and ugly dancers, he spreads innuendo of shit services and no alcohol and that it should be closed down in favor of the nearby restaurant that serves alcohol.

Another cringe worthy effort by paid shill. Burner account created to post a review about the shit hole tourist trap that steals money with smelly beer belly caked on makeup Rob performers. Then the old fat cow posted a response to post more details to shill for the worst piece of soul stealer hell. Orange jump suits for T***, M******, and the brothers. Complete scum bouncers, bathroom troll, and waitresses, ten dollar water. Year after year of boiler plate propaganda from this prick posting advertisements for shit hole.

first time reviewer. likely a club ad from a minnow burner account. awful tourist trap to be avoided at all costs.

Muddy, The only tuscler I know in the Pittsburgh area is one angry dwarf https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=183600 If you are really want to play the Jennifer Beals part, you can jump and dwarf will catch you. And then of course finish you off with a fuck session.

winner, winner chicken dinner club ad of the day!

Scrub is a treasure and we are lucky to have him on Tuscl to call out club ads. "Antonbrower" wrote this club ad and will never post on this website again... a true useless sack of shit who works for the rob joint and tourist trap. What I wrote for the March club ad still holds true: The accident is stepping foot in that shit hole and staying more then a minute after realizing you made the biggest mistake of your life. Then you have the nerve to dupe others to paying $300 for blue balls at the overpriced tourist trap. Go fuck yourself. Go volunteer yourself to suck off Putin's dick and lick his ass until he stops bombing civilians. Even skinumbnuts has the gumption to know that Providence PLs should head to South Florida and some of the clubs in Pompano, Miami, or even West Palm Beach. Maybe even try Jacksonville aka the Redneck Riviera. But you must be slow as shit to hype the hell hole of the universe and then say you'll go back. At that smelly disgusting shit hole, what happened when you used the restroom during the six hours and you took a shit and some dudes walked in on you because there is no door on the shitter. I could just imagine that the unsuspecting PL could wind up face down bleeding from the ass with cum vomiting out of all its orifices after some dudes had their ways.

This is sometimes a TS club so you may have been holding a handful of tree trunk if the chick's bottoms came off: https://www.instagram.com/tnighttampa/?hl=en

TOFTT and try Fayetteville, North Carolina. It used to be a top 5 city for strip clubs. Not many reviews lately.

The dollar is very strong versus other currencies and the COLA is lower in other countries. While the USA is a top 5 country in lots of things, strip clubs ain't one of them. Perhaps you should check out the strip clubs in other continents such as South America, Asia, or Europe?

Work of fiction by minnow burner account. TL DR: You'll pay 30 bucks to enter, find a hard stool, a smelly fat ass waitress with stretch marks will hound you to pay 8 dollars for a water, the loud and corny DJ will make you wish you were dead, the fake dancers with baked on make up will charge you 50 dollars for an air dance and a 6 dollar tip to the troll at the entrance way and then start in the middle of the song. You will go to the bathroom to get the stench of failure off, but there is no door on the shitter. IF you make it back to your seat, you're lucky if one of the bouncers doesn't toss you into the dumpster on Dale Mabry Avenue. You might wake up with a mouth full of dick, your butt bleeding, your wallet gone, and your soul stolen for life.

@scrub Fucker is a club promoter. Likely one of the Clown House brothers. Fucker scopes out other clubs in Florida and Vegas to poach talent. Telltale that it's an ad is that fucker remembered all the dancers' names, glorified their air dances, and happened to catch all the breaks: waived $30 entrance fee, waived $6 fee each time he got an air dance because he went on a certain day, didn't run into ROBs trying to steal his phone and wallet, didn't run into smelly waitresses and smelly morbidly obese dancers begging for a dollar, didn't break his back on the hard as stone stools, didn't get a migraine from the dirt bag DJ's diarrhea, didn't have the bathroom attendant take pictures of his baby dick while he was in the shitter without a door, didn't get thrown into the dumpster with two day old chimichangas, and didn't wake up laying on Dale Mabry with the bouncers pounding his flabby while ass and face fucking him. There are more holes in this nonsense than mildew spores in the used trailer spaceship.