Comments by mikeym (page 2)

@OP Did you ever try an AMP?

Did the Miami Commission go through with this ordinance?

Omega, I've partied with Garfield, and he is built like an NFL linebacker so I don't think that he fears shit. Plus, this review matches my experiences and is extremely accurate at explaining the BTs in South Miami, Pompano, and on the River (near the Miami International Airport).

Skittles is desertscrub's ATF so that is why he did not flag this as a club ad.

Confirmed club ad of the day. The crafty veteran scrub showed his mettle by calling out this punk before seeing that it was his first review. Very impressive. OP wrote "Bouncer was a nice dude." Cue up the Magic Wand, ds.

The accident is stepping foot in that shit hole and staying more then a minute after realizing you made the biggest mistake of your life. Then you have the nerve to dupe others to paying $300 for blue balls at the overpriced tourist trap. Go fuck yourself. Go volunteer yourself to suck off Putin's dick and lick his ass until he stops bombing civilians. Even skinumbnuts has the gumption to know that Providence PLs should head to South Florida and some of the clubs in Pompano, Miami, or even West Palm Beach. Maybe even try Jacksonville aka the Redneck Riviera. But you must be slow as shit to hype the hell hole of the universe and then say you'll go back. At that smelly disgusting shit hole, what happened when you used the restroom during the six hours and you took a shit and some dudes walked in on you because there is no door on the shitter. I could just imagine that the unsuspecting PL could wind up face down bleeding from the ass with cum vomiting out of all its orifices after some dudes had their ways.

Clearly another mincow burner account to promote the shittiest overpriced tourist trap. Now a decade plus of only reviewing one club and insulting PLs who post comments or submit reviews for other clubs. The nerve to rate the hell hole of the universe as anything above 6 6 6 shows that the shill must have played pinky wanky with Chris in the DJ booth for Purim. So you wasted six hours of life sitting on those hard ass stools and listening to drivel from Krusty the Klown DJ while those smelly cows begged you to spend another $6 for a small water bottle and to tip her? No alcohol and no tv to watch anything but a one minute promo ad for the club on rewind over and over? I am also calling bullshit on this review because it claimed to spend under $100 in this six hour epic marathon of boredom? While there is nothing worthwhile to spend money on this club unless you want a pungent vagrant to start in the middle of a song and demand $51 ("Dances were $40, Both asked me to tip to pay the $5 cost, And the club charged us $6 just for walking back"), I would avoid steering clear of smelly disgusting shit hole unless PL wants to be a comatose zombie.

Do you think the South Korean guy put chloroform on the mask? This sounds like a Squid Game thing where you'd wake up to a group of Asian males gang banging Indigo Horse.

First club ad of 2022. Club is so 2012. You get a turd dinner followed by time with the Power Washer PSI 3050.

Winner, winner Christmas turkey dinner club ad of the day with stuffing, potatoes, and cranberry sauce. Likely written by the bathroom attendant to boot.

Sorry to hear that you did not have a half off admission ad card when the orange teeth bald headed Ohio State loser pounded your flabby white ass while you drank the bouncers' chimichanga diarrhea juice.

sounds like a great club for minnow to watch action from the peanut gallery

Possibly special Massachusetts or New Jersey cranberries?

Sinclair is 100% accurate with this review. On night shift at Cheetah Pompano, there is a white dancer named Russia. She is a white American, not Russian or Cuban. She is a notorious ROB who demands payment up front and then does not perform. You should heed sinclair when he writes, "This strip club is complicit with ROB’s and will defend their scamming. I have zero desire to return to a club that operates like this."

Mark and scrub's non-stop diatribes against Biden are more than them licking the shit out of Trump's ass. Their posted material looks like boiler material from the KGB to destabilize this country. They are like the Muslims who partied when 9-11 happened- seemingly terrorists who take every opportunity to bash America and its president. Trump spent 4 years trying to bankrupt US by allowing the Trump Virus to kill hundreds of thousands of Americans, giving corporate hand outs to billion dollar companies, creating and sustaining ill fated policies like wasting hundreds of billions of dollars in Asian foreign policy. NOW IT APPEARS THAT THE RUSSIAN KGB IN THE FORM OF IDIOTS ON TUSCL ARE TRYING TO CONTINUE TO DESTABILIZE THE US. GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLES MARK AND SCRUB. TRUMP MAY HAVE BEEN THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT IN HISTORY, BUT BIDEN AND OTHERS WILL GET US BACK ON HER FEET DESPITE YOU COMMIE MOTHERFUCKERS SPREADING PROPAGANDA.

Good that you saved up Daddillac. Call me racist, but they're all a bunch of fucking towel heads over there. Im not sure why the US felt a need to be a global police man and nation builder at the expense of America's future. Shrink government spending, lower the percentage of welfare entitlements, legalize P4P in all states, outlaw pasties, and get America back on track. I am mikey, and I want to be your President in 2024.

The US has spent $2 trillion on the war in Afghanistan. Its about $100 billion per year. US debt will be about $30 trillion by the end of the year. I'm in my 80s- I got my social security. Some of you guys in your 50s may not get your social security because Trump wasted 4 years not doing this pull out earlier. Wars are messy. It is sad that the US lost 13 service members, some weapons, and some dogs, but Pakistan and India could take over from here. They could have taken over a while back in the early 2000s, and the future of social security wouldn't be in doubt.

It's very sad that 13 service members were killed by suicide bombers, but anyone who serves in the military knows that it is a potential price for serving the country and fulfilling the orders of the Commander in Chief. The dearly departed service members wouldn't want you politicizing their lives for a piece of worthless shit who lost the election by nine million votes and then told his followers to commit a coup. The Trump virus has killed 630,000 and more Americans so he is 50,000 times as evil and as bad as the guy you are attacking. It is ten months later, and it is time for the homosexual motherfuckers mark and scrub, who dream about licking the shit out of Trump's ass to stop being like the terrorists who take every opportunity to bash America and its president, to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Atlanta area may not have any major chain clubs, but it is the birth place of 2 Chainz, who sings some of the best strip club songs.

After World War II, the US was debt free and the best country before liberals like mark94 thought it best to spend US taxpayer dollars on shit holes like Afghanistan. Now the US has trillions in debt and crumbling infrastructure. As the third most populous country, the US should produce better citizens and culture. Instead it has shitty strip clubs, fucking dike bitches who make PLs pay $hundreds to beg to go on dates, and fat ass smelly cellulite bitches who are revered as the paragons of society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNs

Gold Club has some big AAs, but the top AA club is Club Pink- down nearby Powerline Road.

For the next fortnight, we will all feel Imcall1140's pain: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=75847

Solid review from a well respected member. Trust this review. Scrub, don't run off to LA to visit Hedgehog; we need you here on Tuscl to keep the club ads away.

Sounds like the OP had a good opportunity to try for a three some.