Roadworrier
Lapland

Comments by Roadworrier

review comment
3 years ago
TippingDollars
Maryland
Overly Priced but Cute Skinny Girls Dancing
Enough details for me to confirm what I saw and thought last time was not isolated.
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3 years ago
sammyc
Not much has changed at the CCR
@cipdevice LOL, nice try.
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3 years ago
Roadworrier
Lapland
Better than nothing, but nothing is better
@assbestos, I trust she wasn't the gal who was standing over the guy by the ATM in the above review, at least I hope not.
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3 years ago
acrokat81
Good if you are a regular, probably
Excellent review, especially for a club most non-locals never go to - most of the other reviews of this place don't go into much detail on the bar or the lap dance procedure, so clearly I learned something new. Which is don't go here. I'd probably stick with Lust up the road in M-burg.
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3 years ago
GingaViking
First time but not the last
They've jacked up those prices since COVID if that's the case. 15 min in a room was $80 in 2019 (one of the better values in the Mid-Atlantic), $140 makes it almost as expensive as Millstream (although here no pasties and you get nekkidness). Sad if they've raised the prices, because on a good night this could be better than the Baltimore clubs for half the price or less.
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3 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Decent eye candy but a definite tourist trap
The jacked-up prices on drinks seem troubling. What I wonder is if the 15-min-for-$80 laps are still available. It sounded like those were either not offered, no one was doing them, or they jacked up the prices?? I ended up in Balto last weekend in part because of this review but I wonder if this would have been the better place?
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3 years ago
Roadworrier
Lapland
Better than nothing, but nothing is better
@trpterp, yes there is an ID scan. Presumably not to call your wife but I guess they match you up with a "do not fly" list or something.....
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3 years ago
sinjin84
maryland
Ritz is just average these days
$40 per dance seems to be the late-COVID-era market value. That's what they asked for at Fantasies too. And $200+ for 15 minutes in a private room as well. Missing Florida already.
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3 years ago
groundball
Maryland
Saturday trips to McDoogals
I passed by this place on the way to Fantasies, maybe next time I'll give this a shot instead.
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3 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
What happened to this place?
I think you gave me all the details I needed to know. No need repeating all the details about this club as it's probably one of the most reviewed clubs in Baltimore. I'm glad I didn't go there last night from what you said about the 15 min dance. How much did she hit you up for the air dance in the private room?
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3 years ago
amorgaudium
Southern
First time back after pandemic, same papermoon, good and bad
A "deposit"? Non-starter. Admittedly, they've had a few remarkable girls here in the past, but even with no cover and no deposit, the dances and room prices can add up quickly. Very quickly. This is the one place I've ever been where one night went into four figures (maybe 3 or 4 years ago). No, it's never worth it. But it's what you get with no competition in Northern Virginia for "real" laps unless you take the hour+ drive to Baltimore.
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4 years ago
jacej
Surprisingly Decent Visit During the Corona
I sorta like this club but the girls continue to underwhelm. Good review though.
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4 years ago
Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Baltimore sucks, but this place is on an upswing
*Correction: limited food menu, the usual cute bartender indicated they might get closed down again due to the surge. I hate unsolicited spellchecks.
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4 years ago
Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Baltimore sucks, but this place is on an upswing
Did a Monday night (11/7) and it was depressing enough I didn’t even bother reviewing. Some nice girls, mostly tats, and virtually no engagement except fir a few seconds on the tip crawl. Even a gal I liked that I stuffed with tips ended up with the same regular all the other girls were visiting. Based on prior Monday night visits, avoid on that night. They had a limited good member, the usual CUTR bartenders — they indicated to me they thought the city would be closing these places down again with the surge. Having not seen reviews lately, not sure what’s going on in BAL from here in Virginia.
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4 years ago
Playademan
New York
Post COVID Florida
Table dances used to serve as auditions for the better stuff. Some better than others, but a good dancer will do a hot one without having to upsell during her dance.
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4 years ago
Dolfan
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
Probably not worth it right now
I prefer Miles Long and (for NASCAR fans), Dick Trickle.
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4 years ago
Tandbel
Top Notch Experience
It does read like a Club Ad. No mention of COVID restrictions or lack thereof???
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4 years ago
senselate
Bad Timing.
Sounds like Rachel’s in Orlando but with stupid premium levels that they don’t have in the Disney metro.
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4 years ago
PADeuce
Still ramping up post-COVID
Dancer descriptions? Not that there was much of a choice.
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4 years ago
Dolfan
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
Still scanning ID's, Still too pretentious to be fun, stupid management decisions.
Never been here and your review tells me I shouldn’t bother. Your public service is much appreciated.
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4 years ago
Roadworrier
Lapland
Let her body do the talking
I take it back - the first girl was not topless, the second girl was. I really should be less jaded.
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4 years ago
Roadworrier
Lapland
Let her body do the talking
ATACdawg - Both dances were topless. A small detail I should have included in my review. Is Mila the Chinese girl? I forgot her name in the rum fog.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Dtuscl
Bars about to reopen in Palm Beach - Hope for South Florida
I prolly won’t be back to FL till Jan at the earliest. Basically taking away all the remaining state COVID regs may make for a great Swedish social experiment but it may not help with the infection rate any, given FL is not Sweden.
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4 years ago
Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
2d update since the reimagining of a strip club in a Covid world
Winter was pretty nice when I went in mid-July (a visit I never reviewed since it was otherwise identical to the week before). Looks like they are getting stricter with the mask/social distancing stuff. I’ve not been back since all the city girls began coming out, but the uptick in talent could be a good thing. Because I’ll have no travel to Florida for work at least till 2021, looks like Mill remains the best option. Hopefully resuming my mongering in a couple weeks.
article comment
4 years ago
minnow
Any place that interests me.
Importance Of Club First Impressions For Repeat Visits
I find most places are completely different based on day and night shift, day of week, and local characteristics. In Baltimore, two of my ATFs danced day shifts at Millstream, and the good times I had came from being a regular when it wasn’t as crowded and they were happy to spend time cultivating the relationships. At other clubs in that city, day shifts are basically dead in the water with occasional/rare exceptions. In FL I’ve found the most fun I had was in a place with a relatively mild reputation (Spearmind Rhino in W Palm) but $10 laps on Tuesday nights, a cute bartender, and gals who are happy to grind on you for 6 or 7 $10 dances and stretch some limits to make you happy. On other nights at that place, meh.