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4 years ago
^ I was confused about that part too.
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4 years ago
Short answer: I was 22 and doing occasional art commissions before because I was a former starving art student. Lived with grandparents, so I had no general expenses. Wanted to strip for a long time, but couldn't because no car/no cover story/wasn't earning enough to afford said car or even general stripper expenses.
Long answer: https://tuscl.net/article/57251/
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
I've got two cats (no, they're not the cats in my avatar/banner) that I've had since they were kittens.
Oldest is a 5 year old tuxedo. Complete scaredy cat towards people but a gentle giant towards other cats. Mostly chill and reserved. Not very animated unless other cat agitates him to play. He just had dental surgery 4 days ago, so he's been much more affectionate than normal cause of pain meds.
Youngest is 4 years old and is often mistaken for a small bengal. He could pass as one because he's got the energy of a building full of lit fireworks. He absolutely loves people and is the attention whore of the pair. Will follow you everywhere if he likes you. Probably thinks he's the king of the household.
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4 years ago
^ Yelp is 98% complaints in business reviews, which seems to be what all 7 of your comments since 2009 are. If anyone should go there, it should be you.
It's clearly written in the <a href="https://i.imgur.com/na0Vs6B.png">guidelines</a>. Got extras? Don't namedrop. Namedropping? Don't mention the extras.
article comment
4 years ago
^ The closest simulation to the real thing, obviously!
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4 years ago
Yep!
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4 years ago
I recently got a dance from a girl who I initially thought was maybe early in pregnancy - 2 or 3 months because she had a small bump. After inviting her to conversation, I learned that she had just had a baby just a month ago and that particular night was her first night back to work.
That would explain why her tits were huge and swollen to fuck because she was lactating like nobody's business. During our dances, I didn't try to suck on them because the slightest tickle or squeeze made them shoot. Joked with my friend that she "Squirted on me . . . but not in the way I imagined."
But I didn't care that much about it. She was hot.
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4 years ago
"none of them were my type anyway — no offense intended, just personal preference"
How can we be offended if we don't even know what the girls looked like?
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4 years ago
I wonder if "Baby Boomers" still exist. It was a club in Portland that only hired dancers that were at least 3 months pregnant. Kind of like a stripper version of a temp job.
I've worked with 6 strippers that got pregnant and worked until their second trimester at least. One girl worked until the night before she went into labor and was complaining about contractions throughout the shift. The majority of their earnings while working come from long term regulars.
I probably heard the "If I get a dance from her, is it a 2-for-1 deal?" joke at least once a week.
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4 years ago
“Most clubs do not a restroom for female customers."
. . . Where have I been peeing all this time?
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4 years ago
Juice! Juice! Juice!
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
@Hunts, what kind of sex are you having that involves you or your partner getting whacked or making a 'whack' sound?
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4 years ago
<a href="https://i.imgur.com/mevoAHu.jpg"> For those of you that don't have time or don't care to watch the video for the answers. </a>
I'm just as perplexed.
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4 years ago
I should put the booze bottle down.
I thought Yankee was OP for some reason and was asking what 'details' he was missing. I get what they mean now. LOL
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4 years ago
Anything's possible with some negotiating.
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4 years ago
^ Dancer descriptions/variety.
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4 years ago
SEVEN DOLLARS !!!!!!!!
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4 years ago
^ That's whats kept us all healthy all this time! 😆
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4 years ago
Counting all the times I've gotten private dances or VIP since first re-opening of clubs, I'll be surprised if I haven't caught it (Even though I haven't felt sick at all recently.).
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4 years ago
I imagine club business won't be near as booming, considering NY doesn't even want an ant from out of state traveling and staying in.
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
Fuck, fuck, fuck . . . (I'm bad at golf.)
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4 years ago
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DolfanWhat did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
I'd go just to see the funny names people put down on the form.
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
Next hole, pleas.
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
I'm intoxicated, it doesn't have to just be 3 words