Comments by ppwh (page 14)

Do you even LDK, bro?

I was serious about engorging Nicole1994 with semen. She doesn't seem to have much life experience but as soon as she gets started on the good stuff, everything will work itself out.

Nicole, if you were in the organization I am building, you would be filled with semen, which has psychoactive properties so you wouldn't need to smoke any weed. http://scienceblogs.com/neurontic/2006/04/09/semen-its-better-than-cats/

I want to see one of those intentionally downscale BBBJ ads. HEY DETROIT!!!! I AM CRAZY LAMAR AND WE HAVE INSANE BBBJ PRICES OF ONLY $50!!1 NO CREDIT, LOW CREDIT, FOOD STAMPS? CRAZY LAMAR HAS YOU COVERED (NO PUN INTENDED!)

> MY OLD LADY FLATULENCE IS ALSO TOP NOTCH I'm just saying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAE4UF2Au-w

Our socialist overlords would have us all on a waiting list for BJs and our flights would leave before they were actually delivered. Privatized airports would allow us to take matters into our own mouths, so to speak!

> And he loved all my wrinkles and fat rolls! STAHP!!! I ALREADY HAD TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD LAST WEEK AFTER YOU MET NICOLE1994

@nicespice, stop fronting as Mamisan. No one wants to get yanky wanky from an internet troll!

> I've been to a good number of clubs since when I started to post(in may) I don't go as frequently ,..still a customer tho..like I said, being customer has nothing to do with it...all my comments were not comments made to myself lmao but to others EPMD said it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_fWTmEmdK4 you know why I get zanier and zanier? pphw out1

What in the semen-covered vulva? What the cum-filled vajajay?

> lmao at you saying "got it" as if that is going to change my mind or make me agree with you. that's just fucking redundant. If I understood what you said, that would be obvious in my response, which you then would not have to rhetorically ask me to understand your point of view..... You would be 3x as hot if you were nicer to NinaBambina.

> @Nina, that pic is really pretty (though I don't get the fad of turning pics into cartoons). You gotta get them to raise your dose of T at the nursing home, man. That pic is life-changing hot AF.

For some reason I don't remember any of the details of that TUSCL discussion. That photo is seared into my soul, though.

> I, on the other hand, made the comment I did out of love for that sexy pic which I want everyone to know is me as opposed to somwone who is not me and therefore a random a person. .lol I might have spermed a little but please don't tell NinaBambina.

> I have ears and a button nose in this pic because of the Snapchat filter. Here I am, world. > m.imgur.com This is the pic that first started my internet crush on NinaBambina

> Does texting about strip clubs somehow make this worse? No. It is a mitigating circumstance. The oddest part of this story is why a dude from Detroit was searching for strip clubs in Delaware, Ohio

> Then I'll fuck for $20,000 GDS

I approve of Nina's new nekkid avatar. Re: txtittyfag, this is my jam right heah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GPBbIFQuI0

wait, how do you know whether you're a TUSCL comedian or a TUSCL troll? can't I just be a Juice disciple with a sprinkle of autism?

> She replied with “Basically. Not that I’d be stupid enough to turn you down if you’d agreed.” This is fapworthy.

Dammit, I have the hardest time finding eskimo brothers on this website. So far I've only got Juice.

Coming up with a cover story is too much of a pain. Can't we just say that we heard there were $100 BBBJs and cuddling in Dallas?

> I was tempted to do it, but then I had to remind myself that if I really wanted a massage, then I can get one done at my school for more time and less money. Impulsivity is highly underrated. I started off buying the stuff on display at the checkout line at grocery stores and worked my way up to overpaying for dances with the waitress.

> PDX is not a hub airport. Very few people making connections there. I would make a connection in PDX flying from ATL to DTW if PDX had the right kind of dive strip club

> what a nice gallery of ladies. I would have difficulty making a single choice. Yep. This is an example of a false dichotomy. I wonder if they would send both Agnes and Antonella to my room.