Posts by 4got2wipe

I wasn't aware of this parody site until JohnSmith69 linked to the story about Donald Trump's wig being endangered monkey hair! It's brilliant! http://nationalreport.net/mike-rowe-helps-promote-skilled-sex-trades/

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P4gJK9Hxg8I/UJKp67C3syI/AAAAAAAACn8/npDxciLIDrY/s1600/bidet2.jpg Brilliant!

Now you can buy ass jewelry for cats! Twinkle Tush! http://www.break.com/article/twinkle-tush-is-bling-for-cat-butts-2873344 OK, I know this is a joke, but it's still brilliant! As long as you don't cover your cat's ass with Donald Trump's face!

I'm not sure who would want to use this but it's still brilliant! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/14/donald-trump-butt-plug_n_7796138.html

I was a bit dubious of the story on the guy who had a revenge plan on an alligator involving "gator rape"! So I looked it up in Snopes! http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/ So it isn't true! Brilliant! But it is still fucked up because…

Little 4got2usethepapers and I sat on the couch last night to watch the brilliant PBS coverage of the Pluto encounter! It was brilliant! Then we switched over to the Science channel! I even considered bringing 4got2ribbitt's cage into the room…

Brilliant! The data transmission rate is low and all of the probes functions are focused on data collection, so photos tomorrow! I'm stoked! I'm glad my favorite pornsites don't have their servers on Pluto because the low data rate would suck! ;)

How many of you guys are paying close attention to the Pluto space probe? Little 4got2usethepapers and I are going to be sitting on the couch watching images from the edge of the solar system on the 15th! Pluto is…

mikeya02 brought the term up! Sounds brilliant, but I have no idea what it means! Is it some sort of fat stripper joke?

Apparently she's rich, likes orgies, and lives in her own filth! Brilliant! ;) http://gawker.com/lawsuit-rich-divorcee-loves-cocaine-orgies-and-abusin-1716865529 On the other hand, it sounds like she doesn't clog the McD's toilet as much as shit as over her house!

He hasn't posted for a while! I hope he's having a brilliant vacation and hasn't been turned off by all of the gravy bowl jokes, which I still don't understand!

Inspired by www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/07/project-semicolon-tattoos_n_7745358.html For me it would be an exclamation point! Brilliant! Emoticons count too! ;)