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The fundamental skibum609 question, or “Patrol Boy revisited”

Here’s what I don’t get about skibum609: why does he care? It is rational to care about things that are going wrong if they are potentially fixable. But if something is fundamentally non-fixable then focusing on it is irrational. skibum609 has been…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 21

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You’re the type of guys that like steak but don’t want to confront the reality t

Paraphrasing from the chief Rick himself: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=67415 I’ll bite on this, because it has high entertainment potential. I have so many questions: How many people think rickdugan likes to go to the slaughterhouse before he eats a steak dinner? Does he name…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 5

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What is up with “juiced” in the glossary?

I noticed the word “juiced” in the glossary and assumed it would have something to do with juicebox69. I can’t picture saying that “I got juiced” if a stripper took all my money. I can picture a stripper going back…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1

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OT: I want to become a Bill’s fan!

Apparently there are girls in the audience that give random guys handjobs! https://www.totalprosports.com/2015/09/14/missed-connection-bills-fan-handjob Brilliant stuff!

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 2

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Is the guy that is jacking it in the gym to the yoga pants girl a TUSCL poster?

https://www.vkmag.com/magazine/eh_druk_van_de_ketel_halen_in_een_sportschool_is_misschien_toch_wel_raar I think it is flagooner. He may claim to be an older conservative gentleman, but he is actually much younger and he has AOC posters that he jacks off onto. That’s right, whenever skibum609 replies to his political posts flagooner’s…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 10

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When you ask a girl to hold your beer and she gives it 110%

https://www.orsm.net/i/gallery/pictures/love-a-girl-who-loves-a-beer-02~108608.html Brilliant idea: let’s ask Nicole1994 to post a photo of herself holding a beer just like this! ;)

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 12

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I think this may be the first 2AMer I’ve seen before anybody else!

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-shonta-latasha-bolds-coconut-vip-gentlemens-club-key-west-strip-1427029 Brilliant idea: this girl should move to Gilligan’s island and strip in the club there!

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 2

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Discussions not visible until you log in: anti-trolling measure? Will it be effe

I wonder why founder has made it so you can only see discussions after logging in. Is it an anti-trolling measure? If so, I’m not sure it will discourage various forms of trolling and pot-stirring. I also worry that not being…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 3

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Picking up where Countryman5434 left off! What is rimjob in Spanish?

Since Countryman5434 says he will no longer post I’m going to ask a Tijuana question! What is rimjob in Spanish? Is it something literal like “lame mi culo?” Surely the Mexicans have their own terminology for something as brilliant as anilingus.…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 2 7

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I love a good rick fight in the morning!

Was anybody else amused by the rickdugan thread where he wished everybody a happy Easter but still managed to sound like a dick? Whatever else you say about the guy, he is talented. I mean really, most normal non-dick people would…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 15

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4got joke ahead, snowflakes avoid

Frank is talking to his neighbor, Arnold. Frank says, “Arnie, do you like girls who have a stomach that sticks all of the way out so it is almost like they look pregnant? But not real preggos, just fat.” Arnold…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 5

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R. Kelly = not brilliant! But Dave Chappelle doing an R. Kelly imitation = brill

http://www.wwtdd.com/2019/01/dave-chappelles-2003-r-kelly-piss-on-you-video-told-us-everything-we-needed-to-know/

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago

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There is one constant on TUSCL!

If you click sort by last comment and look for the first thread with more than 50 comments the first one (which is not too far down) is: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php5?id=63086 Quelle surprise: a thread discussing trolling! If you want to get a lot…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 6

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This is what happens when a TUSCL poster is hired as a teacher!

https://efukt.com/22661_show_and_tell_fail.html Brilliant!

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 7

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Things have changed!

You spend a little time away from the board and now there are discussion rooms. Brilliant idea! Let’s see if this decreases the complaining about trolling! I’m betting it will, at least a bit. On the other hand, I thinkthere will…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 3

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flagooner = verified fruitcup connoisseur

I’m not sure whether or not this is OT but it’s true! ;)

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 8

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Which TUSCL poster is this?

https://gfycat.com/UnkemptMarriedDwarfrabbit We have an answer to the question “what does a retarded pervert visiting the convenience store look like?” It is not brilliant!

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 2

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More crazy strip club stories: make TUSCL brilliant again!

I was reluctant to use the title for fear that half the replies would be MAGA fans reporting how they jacked off in response to the title, but it strikes me that there is dissatisfaction and there needs to be…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 2 14

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Who is Dougster? Speculations (and accusations?)

On another thread twentyfive asserted that Dougster is still here. If so, what do you think his current alias is? Here is my opinion regarding Dougster: the guy went way too far and became too repetitive. But he seemed reasonable enough…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 19

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Does anybody else think georgmicrodong and Nicole1994 would be funnier if they a

WWJD? = What would juicebox69 do? Why do folks complain about juicebox69? I mean really, I used to think georgmicrodong was a weirdo that was so bothered by trolling that he wanted everybody on ignore. Now he wants to about to…

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 1 5

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Man ignores signs of cancer and his penis falls off

https://nypost.com/2018/08/10/mans-penis-falls-off-after-he-ignored-signs-of-cancer/ If I have learned one thing from TUSCL it is that Listermint would have solved this problem. Dip your dick in Listermint and all is right with the world! Listermint = brilliant!

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago 3 4

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All of the people complaining about Nicole1994 trolling us are missing something

I think she like to eat cheesecake after weirdo perverts jizz on it! https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=59157

4got2wipe· 7 yrs ago

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My theory about MackTruck

There are people on TUSCL who are not exactly what they seem to be. The most common pattern is guys pretending to be strippers. But in the case of MackTruck I think it is the other way around. I have it…

4got2wipe· 8 yrs ago 1 13

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Was this a juicebox69 sighting in SoCal?

juicebox69, stealing the guy's margarita and using his hot tub without an invitation = non-brilliant! http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-margarita-loving-bear-20180702-story.html Or maybe this wasn't juicebox69. Perhaps it was one of the ricks! ;)

4got2wipe· 8 yrs ago 1 1

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Questions for skibum609 and flagooner (and some TUSCL psychology)

On this brilliant thread https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=58414 gave the story of his rich brother owning 15 Five Guys franchises for fun. Maybe you don't know this but why? I get the idea of owning a restaurant for fun if you have sufficient wealth.…

4got2wipe· 8 yrs ago 8
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