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6 years ago

The fundamental skibum609 question, or “Patrol Boy revisited”

Here’s what I don’t get about skibum609: why does he care? It is rational to care about things that are going wrong if they are potentially fixable. But if something is fundamentally non-fixable then focusing...

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Icee Loco (asshole)

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6 years ago

You’re the type of guys that like steak but don’t want to confront the reality t

Paraphrasing from the chief Rick himself: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=67415 I’ll bite on this, because it has high entertainment potential. I have so many questions: How many people think rickdugan likes to go to the slaughterhouse before he eats...

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6 years ago

What is up with “juiced” in the glossary?

I noticed the word “juiced” in the glossary and assumed it would have something to do with juicebox69. I can’t picture saying that “I got juiced” if a stripper took all my money. I...

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6 years ago

OT: I want to become a Bill’s fan!

Apparently there are girls in the audience that give random guys handjobs! https://www.totalprosports.com/2015/09/14/missed-connection-bills-fan-handjob Brilliant stuff!...

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6 years ago

Is the guy that is jacking it in the gym to the yoga pants girl a TUSCL poster?

https://www.vkmag.com/magazine/eh_druk_van_de_ketel_halen_in_een_sportschool_is_misschien_toch_wel_raar I think it is flagooner. He may claim to be an older conservative gentleman, but he is actually much younger and he has AOC posters that he jacks off onto. That’s right, whenever skibum609...

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6 years ago

When you ask a girl to hold your beer and she gives it 110%

https://www.orsm.net/i/gallery/pictures/love-a-girl-who-loves-a-beer-02~108608.html Brilliant idea: let’s ask Nicole1994 to post a photo of herself holding a beer just like this! ;)...

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CJKent (Banned)

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6 years ago

I think this may be the first 2AMer I’ve seen before anybody else!

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-shonta-latasha-bolds-coconut-vip-gentlemens-club-key-west-strip-1427029 Brilliant idea: this girl should move to Gilligan’s island and strip in the club there!...

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6 years ago

Discussions not visible until you log in: anti-trolling measure? Will it be effe

I wonder why founder has made it so you can only see discussions after logging in. Is it an anti-trolling measure? If so, I’m not sure it will discourage various forms of trolling and pot-stirring....

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6 years ago

Picking up where Countryman5434 left off! What is rimjob in Spanish?

Since Countryman5434 says he will no longer post I’m going to ask a Tijuana question! What is rimjob in Spanish? Is it something literal like “lame mi culo?” Surely the Mexicans have their own terminology...

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6 years ago

I love a good rick fight in the morning!

Was anybody else amused by the rickdugan thread where he wished everybody a happy Easter but still managed to sound like a dick? Whatever else you say about the guy, he is talented. I mean...

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6 years ago

4got joke ahead, snowflakes avoid

Frank is talking to his neighbor, Arnold. Frank says, “Arnie, do you like girls who have a stomach that sticks all of the way out so it is almost like they look pregnant? But...

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6 years ago

R. Kelly = not brilliant! But Dave Chappelle doing an R. Kelly imitation = brill

http://www.wwtdd.com/2019/01/dave-chappelles-2003-r-kelly-piss-on-you-video-told-us-everything-we-needed-to-know/...

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6 years ago

There is one constant on TUSCL!

If you click sort by last comment and look for the first thread with more than 50 comments the first one (which is not too far down) is: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php5?id=63086 Quelle surprise: a thread discussing trolling! If...

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6 years ago

This is what happens when a TUSCL poster is hired as a teacher!

https://efukt.com/22661_show_and_tell_fail.html Brilliant!...

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6 years ago

Things have changed!

You spend a little time away from the board and now there are discussion rooms. Brilliant idea! Let’s see if this decreases the complaining about trolling! I’m betting it will, at least a bit. On...

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6 years ago

flagooner = verified fruitcup connoisseur

I’m not sure whether or not this is OT but it’s true! ;)...

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6 years ago

Which TUSCL poster is this?

https://gfycat.com/UnkemptMarriedDwarfrabbit We have an answer to the question “what does a retarded pervert visiting the convenience store look like?” It is not brilliant!...

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6 years ago

More crazy strip club stories: make TUSCL brilliant again!

I was reluctant to use the title for fear that half the replies would be MAGA fans reporting how they jacked off in response to the title, but it strikes me that there is...

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6 years ago

Who is Dougster? Speculations (and accusations?)

On another thread twentyfive asserted that Dougster is still here. If so, what do you think his current alias is? Here is my opinion regarding Dougster: the guy went way too far and became too...

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6 years ago

Does anybody else think georgmicrodong and Nicole1994 would be funnier if they a

WWJD? = What would juicebox69 do? Why do folks complain about juicebox69? I mean really, I used to think georgmicrodong was a weirdo that was so bothered by trolling that he wanted everybody on ignore....

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6 years ago

Man ignores signs of cancer and his penis falls off

https://nypost.com/2018/08/10/mans-penis-falls-off-after-he-ignored-signs-of-cancer/ If I have learned one thing from TUSCL it is that Listermint would have solved this problem. Dip your dick in Listermint and all is right with the world! Listermint = brilliant!...

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6 years ago

All of the people complaining about Nicole1994 trolling us are missing something

I think she like to eat cheesecake after weirdo perverts jizz on it! https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=59157...

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6 years ago

My theory about MackTruck

There are people on TUSCL who are not exactly what they seem to be. The most common pattern is guys pretending to be strippers. But in the case of MackTruck I think it is the...

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6 years ago

Was this a juicebox69 sighting in SoCal?

juicebox69, stealing the guy's margarita and using his hot tub without an invitation = non-brilliant! http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-margarita-loving-bear-20180702-story.html Or maybe this wasn't juicebox69. Perhaps it was one of the ricks! ;)...

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6 years ago

Questions for skibum609 and flagooner (and some TUSCL psychology)

On this brilliant thread https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=58414 gave the story of his rich brother owning 15 Five Guys franchises for fun. Maybe you don't know this but why? I get the idea of owning a restaurant for...

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7 years ago

Which one of you did this?

Guy jacks off onto a stuffed horse in Walmart: http://straight.fleshbot.com/8435106/only-in-florida-why-buy-the-horse You know that guy has posted on TUSCL. Admit it, if the story said "he was wearing a cheap polyester suit" you'd say "I guess rickdugan...

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7 years ago

OT: opinions on MPR raccoon

I'm giving any skyscraper climbing raccoon a "brilliant!" just on general principle. Unless the raccoon is wearing a suit and a member of some silly council! ;)...

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7 years ago

Guess which TUSCL poster got in trouble on a Denver-Charleston flight!

Pissing without going to the lav = not brilliant! https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/crime/man-arrested-for-urinating-aboard-frontier-flight-also-physically-harassed-woman-documents-show My bet: rickdugan...

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7 years ago

founder's opinion?

Regarding the discussion on https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=58060...

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7 years ago

Who has the best crazy stories?

My general feeling is that gawker wins and rickdugan is close. But max_starr has a good entry with the stripper boyfriend who tried to do a drive by on a bicycle! https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=57103 In my opinion, to...

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7 years ago

A very limited defense of FOSTA - the case of Backpage

As a (mostly) libertarian I am nervous about any abridgment of 1st amendment rights, but I am interested that Backpage's CEO took a plea deal so quickly. Although I think laws against voluntary prostitution are...

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7 years ago

Garbutt, New York

I will be visiting Garbutt soon and wanted some recommendations from fellow mongers: 1. Best Garbutt club(s) for extras and/or OTC. 2. Names, descriptions, and prices for the best Garbutt extras girls. 3. Names, descriptions,...

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7 years ago

Guy injects penis with stem cells in effort to increase its size!

I suspect this guy posts on TUSCL! https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/02/this-guy-injected-his-dick-with-stem-cells-to-try-to-make-it-bigger/ And I suspect his posts are brilliant! ...

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7 years ago

mamisan = lion guy?

I wonder if the guy who does mamisan is the same guy who does rickthelion/vulture/crab/turtle etc. etc. The thing that I find brilliant about mamisan and rickthezoo is the way the guy behind them...

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Call.Me.Ishmael

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7 years ago

Does realDougster = original Dougster?

realDougster is kind of a more laid back version of the original. I never understood Dougster's obsessive posting about certain people. But I never put old school Dougster on ignore because I only put...

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7 years ago

Opinions: Dougster trolling vincemichaels because it was too close to home?

I don't want to relitigate the whole Dougster vs vincemichaels brouhaha, but Trucidos asked this question. I don't know how many people have Trucidos on ignore since he is a bit much so I...

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7 years ago

How the world will end!

It will begin with a CDC press release that reads: "The only possible origin of this deadly mutant HPV strain would be continued exposure of an infected individual to Listermint. But nobody would be...

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7 years ago

Florida man attacks police with dildo

Was this a TUSCL poster? http://straight.fleshbot.com/6023326/only-in-florida-dildos-are-for-love-not-hate Hold off the cops with a dildo = ace plan!...

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7 years ago

Chuck_E_Cheese = too far! Help us out vincemichaels!

I was going to give a "brilliant!" to the stripper pole in the pizza restaurant idea until I noticed it was a new character named "Chuck_E_Cheese" rather than a juicebox69 just being goofy. For...

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7 years ago

OT: Undead Doxie parade!

I just got a text from a friend with a photo of a house decorated for Halloween. They had a skeleton on the porch and next to the human skeleton was a dachshund skeleton....

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7 years ago

George H. W. Bush = David Cop-a-feel

Apparently Bush #1's joke when he grabs pretty girl ass is "David Cop-a-feel". Of course, George H. W. Cop-a-feel probably can't help himself when a brilliant girl like this https://www.xvideos.com/video23591378/1050835_heather_lind_boardwalk_empire stands next to his...

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7 years ago

Is it really being trolled if it is just an entertaining story?

On this thread https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=52766 shadowcat asked if we were being trolled by gawker. I actually still think that much (all?) or what gawker posts is real, but is it really trolling if all somebody...

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7 years ago

Impress a stripper by telling her about international sloth day!

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/20/international-sloth-day-21-things-you-never-knew-about-worlds-slowest-animal-6203597/ I wonder if any strippers offer an international sloth day discount. It would be brilliant if they did!...

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7 years ago

Other Tampa-St. Pete attractions

raytripp's tread made me think of the ATL vs TPA benefits. My original question of "is Follies really better than the Tampa-St. Pete area clubs?" still holds but I was thinking of other brilliant things...

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7 years ago

Girlfriends for TUSCL posters

I think this may be the Krispy Kreme girl that wants to peg juicebox69! http://straight.fleshbot.com/6022376/claudia-thompson-might-be-a-messy-eater-but-her-boobs-look-great This isn't a joke link with an ugly girl. She's actually ace! ...

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7 years ago

I don't get why Trump is trying to insult Kim Jung-un by calling him "Rocketman" because I would consider it aces to be called "Rocketman" This thread is intended to be narrow and not at...

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7 years ago

Slutty Lindsey Vonn = Ace!

Pretty hardcore! http://www.kanonitv.net/2017/08/lindsey-vonn-leaked-naked-photos/#more-80511 Since it was a porn site I didn't know checked on safety of the site and no warnings came up. But, as always, be careful and post any malware warnings if you see...

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7 years ago

One review or two?

I did two visits to the same place. One late afternoon on a Monday and mid-afternoon on a Saturday. Would you leave one or two reviews?...

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