CaptKangaroo

Maryland

Reviews by CaptKangaroo

• review

  2 years ago
  The Bodyshop

  Beltsville, Maryland
  Quality is on the Upswing

  Been back a couple of times in the past couple of months. The location is a little off the beaten path in an industrial area, not far from the other Beltsville club. If you...
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  2 years ago

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  aleccorbett
• review

  3 years ago
  The Bodyshop

  Beltsville, Maryland
  Don't set expectations too high

  So this just around the corner from the other Beltsville club. If it wasn't for the trail of flashing signs, I would have never found the place. It is located in an industrial area,...
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  3 years ago

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  CaptKangaroo
• review

  3 years ago
  Showcase Theater

  Beltsville, Maryland
  You'll Probably be Disappointed

  Came in for one reason...Snow was back in town. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have come back in. $20 cover. Same dingy rundown club. There is a security guard at the door, and the club...
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  3 years ago

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  CaptKangaroo
• review

  4 years ago
  Showcase Theater

  Beltsville, Maryland
  Reopened..sorta, kinda

  Showcase has reopened...more or less. Covid precautions are in place. Same run down place, but fewer tables and more spaced out. Both employees and customers more wear masks at all times. Staff regularly wipes...
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  4 years ago

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  CaptKangaroo
• review

  5 years ago
  Good Guys

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Average bar for an average guy.

  For the longest time Archibald's was my go to club. Low key, local bar vibe, with girl next door type dancers. Now that Archibald's has decided to try to become some kinds of fake...
• review

  5 years ago
  Club Fred

  Montoursville, Pennsylvania
  Another decent experience in the middle of nowhere

  So I have returned to Club Fred every couple of months. Not much ever changes here. Dated, and feels like an old American legion hall. I have never been here where the place is...
• review

  6 years ago
  Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Is it really worth it?

  So I've been coming here for over a decade. Dancers have come and gone, but it's always been consistent...good looking women, without too much silicone or fake Barbi doll types. It's never been a...
• review

  7 years ago
  Showcase Theater

  Beltsville, Maryland
  Best In The Area, But That Doesn't Say Much

  Been absent for some time, as I really didn't care for the direction it was going. Went on a Friday night, so they shake you down for an extra $10 on the normal $20...
• review

  7 years ago
  Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Searching for an Identity

  So anyone reading this knows the DC no touch rules, so no need to talk about that. Archibald's seems to be trying to figure out its place among the DC clubs. They're trying to...
• review

  7 years ago
  Club Fred

  Montoursville, Pennsylvania
  Pleasantly Surprised

  As most have said, the set up is certainly, "low budget." Beyond that, we're in PA, so smoking is permitted, and there doesn't seem to be any effort to suck/filter the smoke out. So...
• review

  8 years ago
  Showcase Theater

  Beltsville, Maryland
  Where the white women at?

  Let me start with I never liked Fuego. There is a reason why I came here rather than there. For these reasons I'm now writing this place off. This is now without question a...
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  8 years ago

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  SCPandit
• review

  8 years ago
  Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  YMMV

  Well, by now anyone reading a review knows DC's no touch rules, so no need to go there. Now, I have been coming here for a couple of decades now, at time being very...
• review

  8 years ago
  Showcase Theater

  Beltsville, Maryland
  Fuego 2.0

  I sort of felt bad reviewing this place yet again, but recent events make it necessary. Those events are the closing of Fuego and the influx of their dancers. Now I have nothing against...
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  8 years ago

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  Il8vStripper5
• review

  8 years ago
  The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Holy expensive drinks!!?

  Been meaning to stop in here since they remodeled, or rather gutted what was Joanna's many years ago. Joanna's was on the dove side of things. The only thing that remains of it is...
• review

  8 years ago
  Showcase Theater

  Beltsville, Maryland
  Getting better? Maybe?

  Well, been back since my last review. I had all but given up hope on the place but I seem every six months or so, the owners decide to shake things up. Music still...
• review

  8 years ago
  The Cabin

  Duncannon, Pennsylvania
  Odd mix

  This an odd mix. The place is relatively clean. Single stage with an odd living room feel to it...why exactly is there a faux fireplace on the stage? BYOB. Place has a juice bar,...
• review

  9 years ago
  Showcase Theater

  Beltsville, Maryland
  Down hill fast

  Been holding off until reviewing this club for a while, Hoping it would get better. No such luck. I used to come here regularly up until about a year ago. This...
• review

  9 years ago
  Camelot

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  One of the better DC clubs

  So off the top, yes, DC club rule suck. No touching the dancers. The closest you get is when they let you slip the tip in their garter. Now that is out...
• review

  10 years ago
  Royal Palace

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Why oh why did I walk...

  Why oh why did I walk through that door. I can think of no reason to com here. Kinda place I'd be afraid of ordering anything that xome a in a glass they provide...and...
• review

  10 years ago
  Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  First time back since they remodeled...

  First time back since they remodeled the lower level. Place certainly looks more upscale, but it seems Danny, the owner, suddenly decided he hates mirrors. Not even mirrors behind the stage. Instead some cheap...
• review

  10 years ago
  Good Guys

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  This place is a little strange....

  This place is a little strange. Had a sports bar feel to it...but with named women. The stage set up is designed to put you eye level to the lady bits. Tipping is a...