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Reviews

review
published 7 mos ago
Usually Not Worth the Effort
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

4.7

Right off, the place is a dive. From the outside, it looks like a farm house from a horror movie. I question if it's even structurally sound. There is a fenced parking lot, and despite…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Quality is on the Upswing
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

7.3

Been back a couple of times in the past couple of months. The location is a little off the beaten path in an industrial area, not far from the other Beltsville club. If you know…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Don't set expectations too high
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

7.3

So this just around the corner from the other Beltsville club. If it wasn't for the trail of flashing signs, I would have never found the place. It is located in an industrial area, but…

review
published 3 yrs ago
You'll Probably be Disappointed
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

4.7

Came in for one reason...Snow was back in town. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have come back in. $20 cover. Same dingy rundown club. There is a security guard at the door, and the club feels…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Reopened..sorta, kinda
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

5.0

Showcase has reopened...more or less. Covid precautions are in place. Same run down place, but fewer tables and more spaced out. Both employees and customers more wear masks at all times. Staff regularly wipes the…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Average bar for an average guy.
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

8.0

For the longest time Archibald's was my go to club. Low key, local bar vibe, with girl next door type dancers. Now that Archibald's has decided to try to become some kinds of fake VIP…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Another decent experience in the middle of nowhere
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

8.0

So I have returned to Club Fred every couple of months. Not much ever changes here. Dated, and feels like an old American legion hall. I have never been here where the place is packed.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Is it really worth it?
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

7.0

So I've been coming here for over a decade. Dancers have come and gone, but it's always been consistent...good looking women, without too much silicone or fake Barbi doll types. It's never been a dive,…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Best In The Area, But That Doesn't Say Much
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

5.3

Been absent for some time, as I really didn't care for the direction it was going. Went on a Friday night, so they shake you down for an extra $10 on the normal $20 cover…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Searching for an Identity
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

8.0

So anyone reading this knows the DC no touch rules, so no need to talk about that. Archibald's seems to be trying to figure out its place among the DC clubs. They're trying to cater…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Pleasantly Surprised
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

7.0

As most have said, the set up is certainly, "low budget." Beyond that, we're in PA, so smoking is permitted, and there doesn't seem to be any effort to suck/filter the smoke out. So that's…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Where the white women at?
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

2.7

Let me start with I never liked Fuego. There is a reason why I came here rather than there. For these reasons I'm now writing this place off. This is now without question a Latin…