Reviews

Been back a couple of times in the past couple of months. The location is a little off the beaten path in an industrial area, not far from the other Beltsville club. If you know…

4 yrs ago3

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, MD

Don't set expectations too high

So this just around the corner from the other Beltsville club. If it wasn't for the trail of flashing signs, I would have never found the place. It is located in an industrial area, but…

4 yrs ago2

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

You'll Probably be Disappointed

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Came in for one reason...Snow was back in town. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have come back in. $20 cover. Same dingy rundown club. There is a security guard at the door, and the club feels…

5 yrs ago2

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Showcase has reopened...more or less. Covid precautions are in place. Same run down place, but fewer tables and more spaced out. Both employees and customers more wear masks at all times. Staff regularly wipes the…

5 yrs ago2

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Average bar for an average guy.

For the longest time Archibald's was my go to club. Low key, local bar vibe, with girl next door type dancers. Now that Archibald's has decided to try to become some kinds of fake VIP…

6 yrs ago

Club Fred

Montoursville, PA

Another decent experience in the middle of nowhere

So I have returned to Club Fred every couple of months. Not much ever changes here. Dated, and feels like an old American legion hall. I have never been here where the place is packed.…

7 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Is it really worth it?

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So I've been coming here for over a decade. Dancers have come and gone, but it's always been consistent...good looking women, without too much silicone or fake Barbi doll types. It's never been a dive,…

7 yrs ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Best In The Area, But That Doesn't Say Much

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Been absent for some time, as I really didn't care for the direction it was going. Went on a Friday night, so they shake you down for an extra $10 on the normal $20 cover…

8 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Searching for an Identity

So anyone reading this knows the DC no touch rules, so no need to talk about that. Archibald's seems to be trying to figure out its place among the DC clubs. They're trying to cater…

8 yrs ago

Club Fred

Montoursville, PA

Pleasantly Surprised

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

As most have said, the set up is certainly, "low budget." Beyond that, we're in PA, so smoking is permitted, and there doesn't seem to be any effort to suck/filter the smoke out. So that's…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Where the white women at?

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Let me start with I never liked Fuego. There is a reason why I came here rather than there. For these reasons I'm now writing this place off. This is now without question a Latin…

9 yrs ago11

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

YMMV

Well, by now anyone reading a review knows DC's no touch rules, so no need to go there. Now, I have been coming here for a couple of decades now, at time being very much…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Fuego 2.0

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I sort of felt bad reviewing this place yet again, but recent events make it necessary. Those events are the closing of Fuego and the influx of their dancers. Now I have nothing against latinas.…

9 yrs ago3

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Holy expensive drinks!!?

Been meaning to stop in here since they remodeled, or rather gutted what was Joanna's many years ago. Joanna's was on the dove side of things. The only thing that remains of it is the…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Getting better? Maybe?

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Well, been back since my last review. I had all but given up hope on the place but I seem every six months or so, the owners decide to shake things up. Music still sucks…

The Cabin

Duncannon, PA

Odd mix

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This an odd mix. The place is relatively clean. Single stage with an odd living room feel to it...why exactly is there a faux fireplace on the stage? BYOB. Place has a juice bar, and…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Down hill fast

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Been holding off until reviewing this club for a while, Hoping it would get better. No such luck. I used to come here regularly up until about a year ago. This place…

10 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

One of the better DC clubs

So off the top, yes, DC club rule suck. No touching the dancers. The closest you get is when they let you slip the tip in their garter. Now that is out of…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., DC

Why oh why did I walk...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Why oh why did I walk through that door. I can think of no reason to com here. Kinda place I'd be afraid of ordering anything that xome a in a glass they provide...and wod…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

First time back since they remodeled...

First time back since they remodeled the lower level. Place certainly looks more upscale, but it seems Danny, the owner, suddenly decided he hates mirrors. Not even mirrors behind the stage. Instead some cheap looking…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

This place is a little strange....

This place is a little strange. Had a sports bar feel to it...but with named women. The stage set up is designed to put you eye level to the lady bits. Tipping is a little…