Reviews

So it has been a couple years since I've been to Body Shop, but popped in a couple of times in the past month and felt it was worth updating. It's about 15 minutes away…

Right off, the place is a dive. From the outside, it looks like a farm house from a horror movie. I question if it's even structurally sound. There is a fenced parking lot, and despite…

Been back a couple of times in the past couple of months. The location is a little off the beaten path in an industrial area, not far from the other Beltsville club. If you know…

So this just around the corner from the other Beltsville club. If it wasn't for the trail of flashing signs, I would have never found the place. It is located in an industrial area, but…

Came in for one reason...Snow was back in town. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have come back in. $20 cover. Same dingy rundown club. There is a security guard at the door, and the club feels…

Showcase has reopened...more or less. Covid precautions are in place. Same run down place, but fewer tables and more spaced out. Both employees and customers more wear masks at all times. Staff regularly wipes the…

For the longest time Archibald's was my go to club. Low key, local bar vibe, with girl next door type dancers. Now that Archibald's has decided to try to become some kinds of fake VIP…

So I have returned to Club Fred every couple of months. Not much ever changes here. Dated, and feels like an old American legion hall. I have never been here where the place is packed.…

So I've been coming here for over a decade. Dancers have come and gone, but it's always been consistent...good looking women, without too much silicone or fake Barbi doll types. It's never been a dive,…

Been absent for some time, as I really didn't care for the direction it was going. Went on a Friday night, so they shake you down for an extra $10 on the normal $20 cover…

So anyone reading this knows the DC no touch rules, so no need to talk about that. Archibald's seems to be trying to figure out its place among the DC clubs. They're trying to cater…

As most have said, the set up is certainly, "low budget." Beyond that, we're in PA, so smoking is permitted, and there doesn't seem to be any effort to suck/filter the smoke out. So that's…