Reviews by Hillside

This is quite a strange time. It's hard to review a club when it has been closed. So I thought I would take a few minutes to review a club that I really enjoy, even…

I am partial to girls from south of the border. BDD is not usually my first choice when I'm in a chicas mood. But I had time to kill late this Sunday afternoon. No more football…

This club is one of the better upscale clubs I've ever been to. Although it's located on a highway in a semi-industrial area of South Austin, the parking lot is safe and free. No need…

This club is going downhill in my opinion. I don't get to North Austin very often, but when I do I try to stop by here for the dancers and a little R&R before bedtime.…

It's been a while for me since I was at BDD. But the afternoon fell apart and I decided to kill time in the largest topless club in Dallas. There are so many women working in…

Chicas Locas is the former Cabaret Royale. Back in the day it was a club to be reckoned with. Then hard times hit (or new management or owners arrived) and the club went decidedly downhill. I…

I haven't been back to XTC in a number of months. But with a holiday week, I traveled to Austin and on Wednesday evening I thought I would shake it up and check out the…

The Landing Strip is on the SouthEast side of town, about 20 minutes from downtown. Don't let the highway construction deter you. There's not a lot of parking but if you pick your time right,…

I don't go here often. The club parking is problematic and that means I'll usually head out to the north or the south when in Austin. But I found myself in town for meetings and…

I don't get to Chicas Locas often because I don't get to Dallas all that much, and when I do, there are other options that appeal to me. But I was in the neighborhood and…

I was on my way from Houston to Dallas with time to spare, so I stopped off at the Church to kill time and see what was going on. I think this club is one…

It's been a long time since I've been to the Yellow Rose. This was the first club I ever saw with a "table dance." Literally a dance on the table. Things have certainly improved from…

Traffic in Austin is terrible. Especially on the East loop between North Austin and the Airport. I was in town for work and had an early evening flight home. My meetings ended unexpectedly early and I…

I'm beginning to remember why I like this place. I had an afternoon to kill before a business trip out of Dallas and I stopped by CL to pass some time. The club itself wasn't…

I get to PT's pretty regularly. Not often, but regular. So, I generally have a few dancers that I like to look for when I go. This club has a mixture of anglo, hispanic and the…

Back to BDD for an afternoon visit. I've been to this club numerous times when I'm in town. And as I get more familiar with the club, I find that there are lots of nooks…

I've read the reviews. I've checked out the website. But I don't often get the opportunity to head down to Houston and, when I do, I am rarely on the far Northside of town. But…

Divas is on the south side of Austin in an industrial area. For the first time this trip i encountered a parking fee of $5. The guy said he would watch my car and sure…

The Landing Strip has been off my radar for a few months. I really don't know why. It's a nice, big club with free parking and inexpensive dances. The dancers are routinely cute, with a…

I thought about this club the other day when I saw a reviewer compare another club to the old Cabaret Royale, which is what Chicas Locas was called back in the day. CR was the…

The thing about BDD is that it is a really big place. Huge. With many stages, many entertainers, and a lot going on at all times. Passing through town, I found myself near Love Field and…

I've never really had a bad time at PT's. I enjoy the music, which is basically a mix of rock, country, and hip hop. It's loud, but its a club, but it's not so loud…

This may be the most nicely appointed club I've ever seen. Everything (and everyone) is top shelf. From the hot and friendly bartenders to the women in dresses in between songs. The Lodge experience is…

I haven't been to Palazio in quite sometime -- probably a year and a half or two years. This is one of the nicer clubs in Austin (P10 being another one.) Parking is well-lighted and…

Divas is the new name for a club located in an industrial area not too far from the Austin airport. For several months before the name change, you could tell that something was happening. New…