Reviews

I am partial to girls from south of the border. BDD is not usually my first choice when I'm in a chicas mood. But I had time to kill late this Sunday afternoon. No more football…

6 yrs ago

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Laid Back in the Afternoon -- Good Time

This club is one of the better upscale clubs I've ever been to. Although it's located on a highway in a semi-industrial area of South Austin, the parking lot is safe and free. No need…

6 yrs ago1

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, TX

Surprise!! (and not the good kind)

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This club is going downhill in my opinion. I don't get to North Austin very often, but when I do I try to stop by here for the dancers and a little R&R before bedtime.…

6 yrs ago2

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

This Club Rarely Disappoints

It's been a while for me since I was at BDD. But the afternoon fell apart and I decided to kill time in the largest topless club in Dallas. There are so many women working in…

6 yrs ago

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, TX

Coming Back to its Glory Days

Chicas Locas is the former Cabaret Royale. Back in the day it was a club to be reckoned with. Then hard times hit (or new management or owners arrived) and the club went decidedly downhill. I…

6 yrs ago

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, TX

VIP Victoria

I haven't been back to XTC in a number of months. But with a holiday week, I traveled to Austin and on Wednesday evening I thought I would shake it up and check out the…

Maximus Club

Austin, TX

Diamond in the Rough

The Landing Strip is on the SouthEast side of town, about 20 minutes from downtown. Don't let the highway construction deter you. There's not a lot of parking but if you pick your time right,…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, TX

New York, New York

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I don't go here often. The club parking is problematic and that means I'll usually head out to the north or the south when in Austin. But I found myself in town for meetings and…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, TX

More dancers in the afternoon this trip

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

I don't get to Chicas Locas often because I don't get to Dallas all that much, and when I do, there are other options that appeal to me. But I was in the neighborhood and…

The St. James

Houston, TX

And a player to be named later . . .

I was on my way from Houston to Dallas with time to spare, so I stopped off at the Church to kill time and see what was going on. I think this club is one…

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

Pretty Women; Pricey Women

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

It's been a long time since I've been to the Yellow Rose. This was the first club I ever saw with a "table dance." Literally a dance on the table. Things have certainly improved from…

7 yrs ago1

Maximus Club

Austin, TX

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Traffic in Austin is terrible. Especially on the East loop between North Austin and the Airport. I was in town for work and had an early evening flight home. My meetings ended unexpectedly early and I…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, TX

Beginning to remember . . .

I'm beginning to remember why I like this place. I had an afternoon to kill before a business trip out of Dallas and I stopped by CL to pass some time. The club itself wasn't…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, TX

Swing . . . and a miss

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I get to PT's pretty regularly. Not often, but regular. So, I generally have a few dancers that I like to look for when I go. This club has a mixture of anglo, hispanic and the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Backstage

Back to BDD for an afternoon visit. I've been to this club numerous times when I'm in town. And as I get more familiar with the club, I find that there are lots of nooks…

7 yrs ago1

The St. James

Houston, TX

Now I know why . . .

I've read the reviews. I've checked out the website. But I don't often get the opportunity to head down to Houston and, when I do, I am rarely on the far Northside of town. But…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, TX

Celebrity VIP on Mondays

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Divas is on the south side of Austin in an industrial area. For the first time this trip i encountered a parking fee of $5. The guy said he would watch my car and sure…

8 yrs ago2

Maximus Club

Austin, TX

Sunday at the LS is a Good Day

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

The Landing Strip has been off my radar for a few months. I really don't know why. It's a nice, big club with free parking and inexpensive dances. The dancers are routinely cute, with a…

8 yrs ago3

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, TX

Throwback to the Cabaret Royale Days

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I thought about this club the other day when I saw a reviewer compare another club to the old Cabaret Royale, which is what Chicas Locas was called back in the day. CR was the…

8 yrs ago

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Upstairs at the bar

The thing about BDD is that it is a really big place. Huge. With many stages, many entertainers, and a lot going on at all times. Passing through town, I found myself near Love Field and…

8 yrs ago4

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, TX

Club Is On The Upswing; And So Is Valentina

I've never really had a bad time at PT's. I enjoy the music, which is basically a mix of rock, country, and hip hop. It's loud, but its a club, but it's not so loud…

8 yrs ago

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

If I Could Have A Club Of My Own, It Would Be This One

This may be the most nicely appointed club I've ever seen. Everything (and everyone) is top shelf. From the hot and friendly bartenders to the women in dresses in between songs. The Lodge experience is…

8 yrs ago1

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Nice Time In The Afternoon

I haven't been to Palazio in quite sometime -- probably a year and a half or two years. This is one of the nicer clubs in Austin (P10 being another one.) Parking is well-lighted and…

8 yrs ago1

Divas Men's Club

Austin, TX

Club is Looking Up