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8 years ago
Mine stops at 6.1. If yours stops at 3, then to each his own.
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8 years ago
Who needs to add numbers when you can measure the length of your dick to determine her rating. Flacid == zero. Fully erect, about to explode == unicorn. The rating is almost instantaneous.
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8 years ago
Spraying cologne on your pants to mask any possible urine smell. Makes a girl wanna give head if it smells fresh down there.
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9 years ago
Does she look like a certain celebrity that I can Google to get a better idea of what she looks like?
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9 years ago
If she can't make my solider stand at attention when giving a nude lap dance, then she is unfuckable.
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9 years ago
They're roughly the correct height when they are on their knees.
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9 years ago
short is less than 5 foot 2
average is between 5 foot 2 and 5 foot 8
tall is greater than 5 foot 8
Keeping it simple with just three categories
I prefer short
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9 years ago
I'm getting my gf a plunger for her birthday. My gf loves bringing up old shit.
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9 years ago
Why do girls talk too much? Because they have 4 lips.
Why do guys think too much? Because they have 2 heads.
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9 years ago
If all guys had only one specific type then there would be only be that one specific type of girl working at the clubs. The rest wouldn't make enough to stay in business.
Variety is the the spice of life!!
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9 years ago
When someone I am really not interested in approaches, I just wave both my hands as she approaches to indicate I am not interested, while shaking my head, and saying "No Thanks" out loud. This has worked 100% of the time.