johnsmithgllp

Kentucky

Reviews by johnsmithgllp

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  5 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

  Arlington, Virginia
  late-night weekday visit doesn't produce much in the way of highlights.

  I stopped by around 1:15 a.m., about 45 minutes before closing. There will still quite a few customers, and the dancers had a rotation on the main stage, circle the club for tips,...
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  6 years ago
  Power Adult Cabaret

  Cleveland, Ohio
  Quiet, and kinda boring, weeknight.

  I stopped by on a weeknight, around 9:30. The club is in an easily walkable area, which was deserted In the immediate vicinity but close enough to activity that I wasn’t concerned. ...
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  6 years ago
  The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Low-key daytime hangout

  Mpire's daytime shift has gotten a little more consistent, thankfully,and they seem to have gotten past their staffing problems that often kept them closed until late in the afternoo . There're two specials...
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  6 years ago
  Cowboys Showgirls

  Lexington, Kentucky
  A good time was had by all

  I didn't spend a lot of time here, and the price/minute was high, but satisfaction was very high too. I came in--no cover during the day--and sat down, then ordered a drink. ...
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  6 years ago

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  Countryman5434
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  7 years ago
  Good Guys

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Probably the best value in DC

  DC’s club scene has the downtown clubs—Camelot, Archibalds, and Mpire—which are expensive and aim to be “classy.” Theres Royal Palace, which is kind of a dump. And there’s Good Guys, which,...
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  7 years ago
  Gold Club

  San Francisco, California
  Dance value okay; food value great

  I was in SF on business recently, and I stopped by Gold Club for lunch. I can get the free buffet and chalk up a couple of drinks as "lunch" on the expense...
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  8 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

  Arlington, Virginia
  Steadily improving

  I've got to echo the other recent reviews. For quite a few years, CCR was a distant also-ran to the better DC clubs. The girls were a step or three down, the...
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  8 years ago
  Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Lights were on, but no one was home

  I stopped by around 2:30 p.m. on a Tuesday afternoon. The club says it opens at noon, but there was NO ONE there, other than a manager and what looked like a hostess...
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  8 years ago

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  DejaVu
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  8 years ago
  The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Daytime - not a lot of dancers

  I've been coming here regularly during the day shift for a couple of years now, and the quality has declined in some ways (while remaining high in others). The biggest problem with their day shift...
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  9 years ago
  Temptations Cabaret

  Beaumont, Texas
  $10 lapdances on Wednesday from 9 to 11

  I spent a year in Beaumont almost a decade ago, when the Gold Club was still the gold standard. That was a decent club, but it was harder to get to.. Temptations is...
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  9 years ago
  Club Pussycat

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Ugh.

  I was checking out a number of clubs on the Block. I stepped in to see the sights. The layout's similar to all of the other clubs, but it was fairly well...
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  9 years ago
  Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

  Detroit, Michigan
  Not the most high-class, not the sleaziest

  Detroit got a real range of clubs, from high-end titty bars to places where they'll negotiate the price of anything before you head back to get serviced. Bouzouki, for me, falls closer to...
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  9 years ago
  Camelot

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Pretty to look at, but pricey too

  Camelot remodeled about a year ago, but it seems like that mostly involved changing the facade and redoing some of the upholstery. It's got the best-looking dancers in DC--there're some stunning women here....
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  9 years ago
  Dancers Showclub

  Indianapolis, Indiana
  Indianapolis's best club?

  I've spent time at a couple of clubs in town. Brad's Brass Flamingo was pretty good, Babe's East was a dump, and the other clubs fell in between. For my money, Dancers...
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  9 years ago

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  racejeff
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  9 years ago
  The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Mpire's happy hour is a great...

  Mpire's happy hour is a great deal. $5 for full pints of Dogfish Head, Fat Tire, Brooklyn Lager, or Allagash White from 4-7 weekdays. The dancer lineup, however, is limited. There'll often be...
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  10 years ago
  Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

  Indianapolis, Indiana
  I had some time to kill,...

  I had some time to kill, and I happened to be right by Rick's, so I stopped in. This place was almost pitch-black inside; even after my eyes adjusted, I could barely see....
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  10 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  I'd never been to a black...

  I'd never been to a black strip club before. I showed up early in the afternoon; park across the street in the very large church parking lot. Cover was $14. Inside,...
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  10 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
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  10 years ago
  The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Mpire just opened in the old...

  Mpire just opened in the old 1819 space next to Camelot. The interior is very, very nice; wood paneling, moderate light levels, everything clean and new. The drink prices are high, but the...
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  10 years ago
  Jiggles

  Indianapolis, Indiana
  This place is a dump. ...

  This place is a dump. Avoid. On a recent visit to Indianapolis, I wanted to try a couple of the local clubs. I picked Babe's East for the first foray. I got...
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  10 years ago
  Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Archibalds is one of a handful...

  Archibalds is one of a handful of downtown D.C. strip clubs. Until recently, there were really only three, and Archibalds was the middle-class option. I spent a lot of time there some...