Reviews by johnsmithgllp
Submit a ReviewCrystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202
late-night weekday visit doesn't produce much in the way of highlights.
I stopped by around 1:15 a.m., about 45 minutes before closing. There will still quite a few customers, and the dancers had a rotation on the main stage, circle the club for tips, and…
Sep 25, 2019, 6:36 AM
Power Adult Cabaret
1438 St Clair Ave NE
Cleveland, OH 44114
Quiet, and kinda boring, weeknight.
I stopped by on a weeknight, around 9:30. The club is in an easily walkable area, which was deserted In the immediate vicinity but close enough to activity that I wasn’t concerned. As…
Dec 26, 2018, 10:28 AM
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Low-key daytime hangout
Mpire's daytime shift has gotten a little more consistent, thankfully,and they seem to have gotten past their staffing problems that often kept them closed until late in the afternoo . There're two specials that…
Aug 9, 2018, 12:02 PM
Cowboys Showgirls
1515 Russell Cave Rd
Lexington, KY 40505
A good time was had by all
I didn't spend a lot of time here, and the price/minute was high, but satisfaction was very high too. I came in--no cover during the day--and sat down, then ordered a drink. The…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Countryman5434)
Jun 13, 2018, 3:06 PM
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Probably the best value in DC
DC’s club scene has the downtown clubs—Camelot, Archibalds, and Mpire—which are expensive and aim to be “classy.” Theres Royal Palace, which is kind of a dump. And there’s Good Guys, which, atmospherically,…
May 16, 2018, 7:26 AM
Gold Club
650 Howard St
San Francisco, CA 94105
Dance value okay; food value great
I was in SF on business recently, and I stopped by Gold Club for lunch. I can get the free buffet and chalk up a couple of drinks as "lunch" on the expense report.…
Jun 29, 2017, 4:35 PM
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202
Steadily improving
I've got to echo the other recent reviews. For quite a few years, CCR was a distant also-ran to the better DC clubs. The girls were a step or three down, the place…
Apr 25, 2017, 1:50 PM
Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club
409 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Lights were on, but no one was home
I stopped by around 2:30 p.m. on a Tuesday afternoon. The club says it opens at noon, but there was NO ONE there, other than a manager and what looked like a hostess going…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(DejaVu)
Feb 9, 2017, 3:36 PM
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Daytime - not a lot of dancers
I've been coming here regularly during the day shift for a couple of years now, and the quality has declined in some ways (while remaining high in others).
The biggest problem with their day shift is…
Feb 9, 2017, 3:35 PM
Temptations Cabaret
5900 College St
Beaumont, TX 77707
$10 lapdances on Wednesday from 9 to 11
I spent a year in Beaumont almost a decade ago, when the Gold Club was still the gold standard. That was a decent club, but it was harder to get to.. Temptations is much…
May 11, 2016, 12:00 AM
Club Pussycat
411 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
Ugh.
I was checking out a number of clubs on the Block. I stepped in to see the sights. The layout's similar to all of the other clubs, but it was fairly well lit.…
Jan 19, 2016, 12:00 AM
Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown
432 E Lafayette Blvd
Detroit, MI 48226
Not the most high-class, not the sleaziest
Detroit got a real range of clubs, from high-end titty bars to places where they'll negotiate the price of anything before you head back to get serviced. Bouzouki, for me, falls closer to the…
Jan 4, 2016, 12:00 AM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Pretty to look at, but pricey too
Camelot remodeled about a year ago, but it seems like that mostly involved changing the facade and redoing some of the upholstery. It's got the best-looking dancers in DC--there're some stunning women here.…
Sep 4, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers Showclub
8013 W. Washington St.
Indianapolis, IN 46231
Indianapolis's best club?
I've spent time at a couple of clubs in town. Brad's Brass Flamingo was pretty good, Babe's East was a dump, and the other clubs fell in between. For my money, Dancers is…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(racejeff)
Sep 4, 2015, 12:00 AM
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Mpire's happy hour is a great...
Mpire's happy hour is a great deal. $5 for full pints of Dogfish Head, Fat Tire, Brooklyn Lager, or Allagash White from 4-7 weekdays.
The dancer lineup, however, is limited. There'll often be only…
May 31, 2015, 12:00 AM
Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis
3551 Lafayette Road
Indianapolis, IN 46254
I had some time to kill,...
I had some time to kill, and I happened to be right by Rick's, so I stopped in. This place was almost pitch-black inside; even after my eyes adjusted, I could barely see.…
Oct 22, 2014, 12:00 AM
Ebony Inn
5367 Sheriff Road
Fairmount Heights, MD 20743
I'd never been to a black...
I'd never been to a black strip club before. I showed up early in the afternoon; park across the street in the very large church parking lot. Cover was $14.
Inside, things…
1 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Sep 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Mpire just opened in the old...
Mpire just opened in the old 1819 space next to Camelot. The interior is very, very nice; wood paneling, moderate light levels, everything clean and new.
The drink prices are high, but the pours…
Aug 16, 2014, 12:00 AM
Jiggles
7259 Pendleton Pike
Indianapolis, IN 46226
This place is a dump. ...
This place is a dump. Avoid.
On a recent visit to Indianapolis, I wanted to try a couple of the local clubs. I picked Babe's East for the first foray. I got there,…
Aug 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
Archibalds is one of a handful...
Archibalds is one of a handful of downtown D.C. strip clubs. Until recently, there were really only three, and Archibalds was the middle-class option. I spent a lot of time there some years…
Jul 24, 2014, 12:00 AM
















