Reviews

I didn't spend a lot of time here, and the price/minute was high, but satisfaction was very high too. I came in--no cover during the day--and sat down, then ordered a drink. The…

8 yrs ago1

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Probably the best value in DC

DC’s club scene has the downtown clubs—Camelot, Archibalds, and Mpire—which are expensive and aim to be “classy.” Theres Royal Palace, which is kind of a dump. And there’s Good Guys, which, atmospherically,…

8 yrs ago

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

Dance value okay; food value great

I was in SF on business recently, and I stopped by Gold Club for lunch. I can get the free buffet and chalk up a couple of drinks as "lunch" on the expense report.…

9 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Steadily improving

I've got to echo the other recent reviews. For quite a few years, CCR was a distant also-ran to the better DC clubs. The girls were a step or three down, the place…

9 yrs ago

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

Lights were on, but no one was home

I stopped by around 2:30 p.m. on a Tuesday afternoon. The club says it opens at noon, but there was NO ONE there, other than a manager and what looked like a hostess going…

9 yrs ago1

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Daytime - not a lot of dancers

I've been coming here regularly during the day shift for a couple of years now, and the quality has declined in some ways (while remaining high in others). The biggest problem with their day shift is…

9 yrs ago

Temptations Cabaret

Beaumont, TX

$10 lapdances on Wednesday from 9 to 11

I spent a year in Beaumont almost a decade ago, when the Gold Club was still the gold standard. That was a decent club, but it was harder to get to.. Temptations is much…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, MD

Ugh.

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I was checking out a number of clubs on the Block. I stepped in to see the sights. The layout's similar to all of the other clubs, but it was fairly well lit.…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, MI

Not the most high-class, not the sleaziest

Detroit got a real range of clubs, from high-end titty bars to places where they'll negotiate the price of anything before you head back to get serviced. Bouzouki, for me, falls closer to the…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Pretty to look at, but pricey too

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Camelot remodeled about a year ago, but it seems like that mostly involved changing the facade and redoing some of the upholstery. It's got the best-looking dancers in DC--there're some stunning women here.…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, IN

Indianapolis's best club?

I've spent time at a couple of clubs in town. Brad's Brass Flamingo was pretty good, Babe's East was a dump, and the other clubs fell in between. For my money, Dancers is…

10 yrs ago1

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Mpire's happy hour is a great...

Mpire's happy hour is a great deal. $5 for full pints of Dogfish Head, Fat Tire, Brooklyn Lager, or Allagash White from 4-7 weekdays. The dancer lineup, however, is limited. There'll often be only…

11 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, IN

I had some time to kill,...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I had some time to kill, and I happened to be right by Rick's, so I stopped in. This place was almost pitch-black inside; even after my eyes adjusted, I could barely see.…

11 yrs ago

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

I'd never been to a black...

I'd never been to a black strip club before. I showed up early in the afternoon; park across the street in the very large church parking lot. Cover was $14. Inside, things…

11 yrs ago1

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Mpire just opened in the old...