Ugh.

I was checking out a number of clubs on the Block. I stepped in to see the sights. The layout's similar to all of the other clubs, but it was fairly well lit. That wasn't a good thing. I was immediately approached by a skinny blonde dancer who seemed strung out; she asked me for a tip. She was off-stage before I'd even sat down, I didn't have any singles yet, and she wasn't attractive. I passed. Then I was approached by a more voluptuous dancer who had to be in her late 40s--probably older. She was friendly enough, but way, way too old. Then there was the skinny girl with the terrible acne scarring on her face.

I tossed back my drink and left for greener pastures.