Reviews

Camelot remodeled about a year ago, but it seems like that mostly involved changing the facade and redoing some of the upholstery. It's got the best-looking dancers in DC--there're some stunning women here.…

I've spent time at a couple of clubs in town. Brad's Brass Flamingo was pretty good, Babe's East was a dump, and the other clubs fell in between. For my money, Dancers is…

Mpire's happy hour is a great deal. $5 for full pints of Dogfish Head, Fat Tire, Brooklyn Lager, or Allagash White from 4-7 weekdays.

The dancer lineup, however, is limited. There'll often be only…

I had some time to kill, and I happened to be right by Rick's, so I stopped in. This place was almost pitch-black inside; even after my eyes adjusted, I could barely see.…

I'd never been to a black strip club before. I showed up early in the afternoon; park across the street in the very large church parking lot. Cover was $14.

Inside, things…

Mpire just opened in the old 1819 space next to Camelot. The interior is very, very nice; wood paneling, moderate light levels, everything clean and new.

The drink prices are high, but the pours…

This place is a dump. Avoid.

On a recent visit to Indianapolis, I wanted to try a couple of the local clubs. I picked Babe's East for the first foray. I got there,…

Archibalds is one of a handful of downtown D.C. strip clubs. Until recently, there were really only three, and Archibalds was the middle-class option. I spent a lot of time there some years…