- Watching liberal meltdowns over Trump's election victory
- Watching liberals froth and foam every time Trump fulfills a campaign promise
Bastards just changed my next travel date from a full-nude, touch everywhere, full bar city to an air-dance, covered kitty city. The fuck.
One of the most expensive cuts of fish you can buy, and I found it nearly inedible. The fishmonger said to simply drizzle with olive oil and salt & pepper to taste. Was…
A poll asks how people feel about the future of the nation with Donald Trump as president. The choices and votes are: Very Optimistic 38%, guardedly optimistic 17%, somewhat concerned 9%, or deeply concerned…
So far, strip clubs seems to be safe spaces. There's this one old dancer at IRC whose tits are hard enough to stop a Winchester .306 round.
Babes in Fort Myers on Thursday after work. While I'm walking in the door a statuesque sister strokes my chest and smiles seductively. I smile back and squeeze her hand, but keep moving…
Just saw one that read "Where there's no sex in the champagne room." Given our prowess for negotiating extras, wouldn't "Where there IS sex in the champagne room" be more accurate?
I had a friend who had been stationed in S. Korea while enlisted in the Army. He said that part of their briefing included warnings about a Korean STD called "Black Gonorrhea". It…
I really think abolishing and replacing those laws ranks between securing the borders and legalizing marijuana... Maybe third behind repealing Obamacare.