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published 6 yrs ago
Fantasy is anything but a fantasy these days
reviewed by
pensionking

3.7

Cleverly, club Fantasy has the perfect location, in a sense. When traffic gets backed up on I-80/94 near the Illinois/Indiana border, as it does every afternoon from 4:00 to 7:00, the temptation to stop…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Bogarts Provides A Reliable Experience
reviewed by
pensionking

7.0

Tell me, if you drove over 3 hours to conduct business in Ann Arbor, would you then drive the remaining 30 minutes to hit the Inkster extras? I would, and I did.

Forgetting that Tuesdays…

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published 6 yrs ago
Louie's is very consistent in being mediocre
reviewed by
pensionking

5.0

After a lackluster lapper at Bobby's, I decided to swing by Louie's on my way home. To get from Bobby's to Louie's, just head south on Mannheim and west on Lake St. in around…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Fake tits - no bueno
reviewed by
pensionking

5.7

Recently stopped in to Bobby's for a quickie. It was a Sunday night, early evening, and everything around the Indiana state line was closed when I blew through there -- so I would up…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Tried club for first time - not open
reviewed by
pensionking

1.0

Having driven a great distance only to find Honey's closed, I sat in Honey's parking lot checking TUSCL on my phone to identify another nearby option. Wanting UHM extras, I dismissed the deja vu's…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Sure thing -- Denied!
reviewed by
pensionking

1.0

Late Saturday afternoon, I reached the conclusion that my frustration with lame ass dances had reached a critical tipping point. I know the Chicago area is a desert when it comes to reliable extras.…

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published 6 yrs ago
Tried back room for a change - mixed thoughts
reviewed by
pensionking

5.3

After an underwhelming stop at J's, I decided to head around the corner and visit Louie's. My visit was early evening, and I was surprised to see the parking lot jammed and the bar…

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published 6 yrs ago
First Private dance for me at J's was neither private nor a dance
reviewed by
pensionking

3.7

Recently, I received some messages from the wild and crazy Brooke suggesting that she would be at J's and that I should visit. I had good luck at a nearby casino and I kinda…

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published 6 yrs ago
Not sure why this is even considered a strip club anymore
reviewed by
pensionking

1.3

I happened to be driving south on Mannheim Road nearing Lake and looked to my right -- to my shock and awe saw cars in the parking at Playpen. I have to say, years…

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published 6 yrs ago
My lunch at Wendy's drivethru took longer to deliver
reviewed by
pensionking

5.3

This review actually covers two visits with very different results.

On my way from Springfield to STL, I decided to check out a new place I had never visited, but had read about as a sure…

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published 6 yrs ago
As if Walmart charged like Tiffany
reviewed by
pensionking

4.7

I was in STL and decided to head East in an attempt to monger it up. Fortunately, I decided to eschew my usual east side haunt (Roxy's) as I later heard they encountered a…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Not Worth A Special Trip . . .
reviewed by
pensionking

4.0

I had occasion to be driving directly thru the Rock, so I decided to stop off for a release. Having visited before, I knew what I was going to do and what I would get.

Parking…